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Aug 26, 2021 3:52 PM
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
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JoseCanada79
How you doin?
Marwick42
bigasspervypanda
If I were a super villain, I'd be kidnapping her to. My goodness, she's pretty.
BaconAlmighty
Hello Peter!
mrdude88
While paying no mind to Peter, “And might this be, your sister? The name’s Octavius, Otto Octavius. Doctor.”
stusauce
St-step aunt? What are you doing?
Jaqdakloun
For real tho
MightyIink
I now fully understand why he would want to cross the multiverse.
dongsamongus2000
Shit, where do I get my villain suit, I wanna kidnap aunt may
EaNasirIsABastard
What are you doing student's aunt?
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
hotdoginathermos
jimmyman999000
That's superman's junk
TheFunionKnight
Didn't doc oc marry aunt may?
TobiasOnyangoFunke
Dr. Step Dad
TattoosAndTENS
I would.
gotchasucka
Marisa Buttons
JustLoitering
My brain knows Marisa Tomei and Alexa Tomas are different people.
dogmoind
Doc Ock doesnt look 20 years older, himself
TheSmogMonster
Thats just Molina's immortality starting I bet
Seemskind
Digitally de-aged. He had an interview talking about how they cropped out his double chin for the film.
jrntn
Disney de-aging magic at work
dogmoind
Of course! What was I thinking?
sf111
Profozpin
Waiting for rule34 blow up
WholeCogan
TheSmogMonster
He did marry her in the comics once...
PeakGeekAllWeek
If this somehow turned itself into a Sam Raimi Spider-Man relaunch I would not at all be upset.
yifin
It seems to be Sony putting everything they've already done into the mcu. I'm waiting for Tom hardy to be revealed as in this film too.
Ankylosaur
Extrapolating backwards...
Tigersterne
Hovitos got him.
PutItInNeutral
It's too bad he didn't speak Hovitos.
WorkerRat
I had no idea that was Alfred Molina until just now. How about that.
erikleorga
Alfred Molina has aged well in the last 17 years.
LoopStricken
Yes, digitally.
erikleorga
No, I mean for being 68, he's holding up quite well. I fully understand digital de-aging.
LoopStricken
Ah, but do you fully understand... jokes?! *jazz hands*
erikleorga
No...what ever do you mean?
SupposablyPersnickity
Aunt May I?
bearsalad
Porn logic intensifies
CodeXCDM
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
neurosuspension
Peter Tingle!
theslothmonster
Is that a Mallory Sierra reference?
SupposablyPersnickity
Well, I’m not saying it isn’t... nor am I saying I even know who you are talking about! Not saying it. Nope.
willpostanything
watca doing stepson..
Nuttburger
Are ya winnin son?
socionaut
I'm all caught up in this darn web.
yourbible
You're my favorite Peter
Imustupvotealltacos
May you?
Helixninja333
I can resurrect an old meme: "Dr. Octogonapus! BLAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGH!"
Arracor
♫ OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! *[blare]* ♫
jherazob
I'm still waiting for someone to put together that and the trailer, still disappointed
jherazob
I did it in the end, here you go:
Helixninja333
YES!!!!
TheSecondPiewackit
$10 says that when he sees Aunt May in the movie, he makes a comment about it. Same character, after all.
peachesforme
i mean he seemed to handle the much younger and more puppy like peter without question
TheSecondPiewackit
He's apparently being ripped directly from the moment he went under the water. So... this might be genuine happiness. "The kid saved me."
TheSecondPiewackit
And in that capacity, I hope that we get good guy Doc Oc. Because he had a moment of redemption at the very end.
peachesforme
Me too. He was a quality villain
yifin
It's a Marvel trailer, don't trust it.
jherazob
The way all trailers should be :D
peachesforme
Honestly i've avoided watching beyond one trailer for most of the recent movies and also not looking up stuff. i've enjoyed them quite a bit
yifin
I like being spoiled for stuff so I'll actively read spoilers but marvel has a way of lying in their trailers. They had hulk in infinity war
yifin
During the big battle running alongside everyone else & in one of homecoming's trailers, they had iron man flying next to spidey as he swung
RyanH42
imbeethoven
TheSmogMonster
There we go...
Jonnythetrout
ACTION ISH??
memoryshuffle
(issue)
Chrisgopher
WEB?
dextarrogue
Melissa Tomei is ageing like a fine wine. Good lord! Somebody bonk me!
Arracor
No brother... Now let the horny seep up your thighs, and penetrate your body! Let it penetrate you, dextarrogue!
dextarrogue
Arracor
Now release! Let it build up, and release! Come with me, dextarrogue... you have much to learn......
TheMayorOfTittyCity
You know what's wrong with Spiderman? Aunt May is just not fuckable enough.
darkwing42101
If that's your fetish go read the Trouble miniseries by Mark Millar.
DigiT00l
Too old to have a teen nephew
Youhavinagiraffe
I always assumed he was his great aunt. I called my great aunts and great uncles just "aunt" and "uncle. Or I used to anyway
stsword
No, Uncle Ben's younger brother was just a very late surprise baby, so they're much older than Peter's parents.
Imalwaysready
Not necessarily. I have a good friend who's family had a "surprise" baby 16 years after she was born. The sister waited until her mid-30s >
Imalwaysready
have kids. Meant her older sister was like 51. But the time the baby is 16, his aunt will be 67. Not common, but certainly doable.
Grenateh
I'm 35. My brother is 46. I could have had a 15 year old nephew if he had a kid 13 years ago. Entirely possible.
Onsvaltti
I am 20 years older than my little brother, and I have even younger siblings. ??♂️
SomeDetroitGuy
Grandma has two daughters, Aunt May at 20 and Mary Parker at 40. When the one you had at 40 is 40, she gives birth to Peter. When he's 15,
IAmRelevantToThis
Doesn’t have to b that complicated. Aunt could be his dads sister and men can have kids any age. Family I worked for dad was 64 with 2yr old
SomeDetroitGuy
Aunt May is 75 years old. That could very easily happen. Not likely but it can happen.
KingdomOfDimensions
I know some people with circumstances close to these. Not as extreme but ~50 year difference between aunt/uncle and niece/nephew.
ImDavidPumpkins
I feel new Aunt May might be into the tentacles
FartBoxExtract
One would hope.
Trankia12
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Theyll definitely be into her.
hothotsoup
By the look on her face, the old Aunt May is too.
theendlessvoidinsideme9
Age is just a number my friend, Old Aunt may, may want some Octo love too.
ImDavidPumpkins
True. I'm just going off the vibe i get from the character. Who am i to say?
PolarHailStorm
Aren't they segmented and metallic? Can you imagine the cervical and vaginal wall pinching?
Ryanator50
Wrap it in latex. Bitches love latex
ImDavidPumpkins
They can hold things
PolarHailStorm
Then why won't old Aunt May be into the tentacles as well?
ImDavidPumpkins
She seemed more old fashioned. Like maybe she would have Doc Ock vaccuum, dust and do dishes all at once. But who knows
TheS4ndm4n
Interchangeable attachments
SirJamesMonster42
What are you doing, step-tentacles?
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
*step-tacles
TeguroPyle
Why did you make me see this with my own eyes?
SirJamesMonster42
When I woke up, I knew it was my mission to f up your day. Now that you have replied, I can go back into stasis.
deafmute
In the comics Doc Ock actually did have a relationship with Aunt May at one point.
ImDavidPumpkins
Ooo good for her!
MantisTobagganMD
This is my problem with long running comics: quite literally every story line, no matter how ridiculous, has been "explored".
Misterdruglicious
Comics are just fucking dumb when you réalisé its just a Guy olaying with His own mind
A1J1K1
Did we ever get antman going up thanos' ass? And then returning to normal size?
fdinthea
A universe where Peter's Uncle Ben is the same guy that makes the rice?
chromed
It's probably a what if.
Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
Remember when Gwen Stacy had twins with Norman Osborn?
deafmute
Was that the real Gwen or was that a clone? I'm a conflating 2 seperate times Gwen came back?
Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
The real Gwen. And the twins had the Goblin Syrum in them. And they died in a recreation of the Gwen Stacy bridge scene. Again.
DigiT00l
I highly doubt that, there should be some stupid obscure thing that hasn't been done yet
crimpitdown9001
Spider Pig, Spider Pig....
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Batman and Superman travelling back to 1600s Salem, and Superman say 'eh, fuck it's let burn Batman at the stake for witchcraft?' ...Oh wait
Baromian
Antman killing thanos via the expando suppository trick?
DigiT00l
Not exactly, but kinda happened in this week's What If...?
itisanimgurnaccount
Doc Ock, Sandman and Elecro threesome?
DigiT00l
For example
favenforget
Rule 34... It probably exists, and if it doesn't, it soon will!
AnonKneeMoose
Wolverine and Hercules are a gay power couple and Logan ends up breaching Tartarus when Zeus banishes his son there for being gay?
AnonKneeMoose
What? That’s been done? Dammit!
MantisTobagganMD
Is "breaching Tartarus" a euphemism here?