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Jan 1, 2026 2:13 AM
quemarie1
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Helixninja333
Hmmm, where's the 11...
ObiHaiv
The toilet. It's clogged with Trump's diaper.
Choose wisely.
BillHubbard
3, with a lot of farting.
MoopsyLD
1,3,4 are all bad choices. honestly its a fucking miracle kamala would even sit that close. that area would smell the most like shit. 6,7,8 or the best choices. Taylor would be nice to talk to and you can say hello to dwayne but not have to deal with him.
DJThuglifeSupreme
Ugh, no window seats except 3
TheGoddessOfTiddiesAndWine
Seat 1 is ground zero, the air is irradiated, a hazmat suit is required. Areas gotta stank like poop left out in the sun all day
Baggsy13
As if any of them would fly with us plebs.
Jimthebutler
These people have private jets almost all of them, and I doubt id ever see them on a commercial flight.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
10... as far from the diaper guy as possible.
x86Daddy
I would not be able to handle that smell.
ThanosDei
I’m taking 2. I have to protect the young woman from the pdf across the aisle.
StunttheRunt
Lady nailed it. Except the baby would probably keep kicking your seat while shitting his diaper.
CyberHexx
That's when you just start chatting with the lady beside you about how 2020 wasn't stolen and how gold is a god awful decorating color.
cjpoet
2 or 7
Centroid
5 so I can shield Dwayne and use the sacrifice/opportunity to pitch my script to a captive audience.
Bubbertubs
5 let's hope Sabrina is a shoeless flying. I wanna smell them dogs.
Wuz314159
Eew. That's disgusting. . . . +1
GarmBlack
1. And I'd do what needed to be done.
JStengah
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnhveGQ0azFwMTNyMnhnZHJobnhnbzgwMGM5ZnFkZGxxcjJwdzRwdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TPJAvvWbSN61O/200w.webp
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
If I thought it would fix things I would too.
dudbdjf
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a sinngle step.
gorillaClutch
Same
Jimthebutler
Our hero
AngelBolen91
6 hours is a long time. Anything could happen in that time with that plane full of people. Because it is all of them. Id pull 4, only because I would not do well institutionalized.
abraxasfury
7
StabbyMcMurder
Only real valid choice tbh.
SmellingMistake
Furthest aisle seat from the stinky diaper.
CyberHexx
6. I'd rather chill out with David Grohl and sync our Bluetooth headphones to each other's phones and jam to music together quietly.
zqwzzle
What’s stopping you from doing that with 7 except you both get two handrests?
QueefSlurper6372
Yep
RUFingKiddingMe
Not even a contest.
Exyr
6 or 7 just because I know who that is
StabbyMcMurder
I hate my brain. I just involuntary went 'sox seeeeven' and I hate it so much.
Mxlespxles
Yes the rot has touched all generations. All is lost
Exyr
For as much time as I spend on the internet i cant believe the 6 7 thing didnt even occur to me.