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Minivanv
#blessed
AmazonEmma
Party pooper : in 2017 there would have been enough lifeboats, ship would be sturdier and shit...but again :costa Concordia
C0mtraya
If the Titanic sank in 2009:
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smellyboots
TripAdvisor titanic page. 2/5, boat sank but WiFi was excellent and the buffet had unlimited shrimp.
pronoun
LOL! It's the same, but they all have smart phones! Oh man!
slawMANwithAplan
FuckILoveTurtles
Post Malone's a god
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I sure dont remember seeing many selfies during the las vegas event.
blackwrapper
They do know someone legit sat in a life boat and painted the ship sinking.
PwnageHobo
Maybe everyone's just keeping their communication devices safe and dry
inthenameofthemoonillkillyou
Maybe they are all waterproof phones?
PornhubsFirstTree
Fact: The pool on the Titanic is still full.
TheKidGorgeous
He can fuck hoes and pop pillys but he can't save a ship
Unchartify
Post Malone is a funny guy
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Even better artist
Unchartify
Absolutely i just love that he is a funny guy who enjoys mems like the rest of us and does awesome music.
1414145691
I dunno... The costa concordia sank while everyone had phones on them and I saw no videos for that
Afreshbathofsarcasm
“Thoughts and prayers” *changes profile picture to jack and rose”
MundaneFinality
Thoughts and prayers miggt be vwry meaningful in a message to an individual that you know and care about. They are a meaningless cry for //
MundaneFinality
// attention when posted to social media about people you dont know personally.
andoselpantos
Remember kids, never document anything
martymars
How about save youself?
JartBanssen
Friday 13th 2012, Costa Concordia. Where are all the pics and vids...
CitizenDickbag
There were many of it, taken by survivors. Can easily find them.
JartBanssen
Maybe i was living under a rock that time...
CatsIsTheAnswer
But what if I need to validate myself by defaming younger generations and other people in general?
bhikku
Post malone's twitter is somewhat entertaining
fairybug
*people documenting a hugely important historical event* LOL, look at all those basic sheeple with their Twitter & their selfies!
abbiistabbii
No, they would be drowning and freezing to geth and within a couple of minutes they would be dead. Fuck your jab at Smartphones.
briham
Seriously. We saw this exact scenario in the 2014 Sewol ferry disaster. They used their smartphones to say goodbye to their families.
abbiistabbii
That is actually really fucking horrible.
briham
Tell me about it. I used to live in Ansan, where many of the victims went to high school. Some of my students probably had younger siblings
briham
on that ship. It was a really fucked up situation. Those kids weren't shallow techno-zombies. Phones let them speak to family one last time.
CourtsCrystal
I bet emergency services would have been able to to respond faster
Qualtagh
A lot of places in the ocean can't do cell signals. It would be way easier to see people in the water from their lights, though.
Pulger
I have a torch app on my phone that can strobe. Very visible at a distance.
charismaticneutral
An actual distress signal would be sent out, some sort of safety procautions. all that good mocern stuff
RedDwarfIV
Inflatable lifeboats. Never worry about how your deck looks again!
ToastIsEssential
Is that the real post Malone?
Shring1641
Yeah his Twitter is fucking hilarious
trikifromspace
Yeah thats his twitter
TristanEngelbertVanBevervoorde
WTF
trikifromspace
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION
Skidood
https://imgur.com/dsy3OO3 There would be enough lifeboats for everyone, the ship would have radar, and everyone would have flown instead.
Draconith
I bet you the idiot who doesn't use landscape is the only one to survive and post video!
BishopBerkeley
I admire the almost universal use of horizonal video grip though
DarkBusterBaron
Unfortunately it is inaccurate.
DukePhelan
Those vertical recording people are all locked in the lower decks where they belong!
ItzGent
even though we all know people would record vertically like the dumbasses they are
n0n53n53
That's the most unrealistic part of this image
attofreak
It's in a moment of crisis that we're humbled and come together
clykke
Makes it easy for the lifeboats to figure out who to pick up.
LapisSea
ContentDeputy
Maybe it's the future
korvkiosk
rumandbass
that's how you know this is fake.
violentpursuit
thats where i call BS. ive seen how many people still use the vertical
maybeialreadydid
Sadly I think it's on the rise, not decline.
eetsumkaus
why do people hate vertical grip? it's easier and works for most subjects. And at this point, social media is designed for it
crazykiller789
Maybe by that point most people will realize they can record video and take pictures horizontally
Fistouille
I'm shocked. Since when people film horizontal subjects horizontally?
BishopBerkeley
In a wonderful future. Except for these drowning people of course.
sulfuratus
The inferior beings who film vertically didn't survive as long.
YoudSwearImAVirgin
That person was drowning
sergeymeshkov
It's not good for Stories tho
CringeBinge
They should change it to vertical halfway through, though
PoppinLochNessHopster
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
BishopBerkeley
TobyHinloopen
I'm pro vertical videos. I'm recording them & watching them on a phone. Why not record them in the natural orientation of the device?
therugtiedtheroomtogether
Because it will not fit entirely in most cases you #$%)!
Whwat
you can turn it to watch it horizontally tho
andyilmatto
Gotta love the couple on the right taking a selfie.
coalbeeman
They'd all survive if it were 2017 since the water would be lukewarm even if it were in the fucking antartic circle
AMacGyver
Also commercial ships are required to carry lifeboats for max capacity plus 25% now.
JHawke
Didn't the titanic have less lifeboats than required though.
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JHawke
Ah ok, close enough :p
AMacGyver
The problem was that regulations didn't keep up with the increasing size of ships.
AMacGyver
Ships over 10,000 tons had to have 16 lifeboats by law. Titanic was 53k tons and carried 20 (though the original plans called for 64).
justforth
Fuck it, there is no chance, that many use landscape...
Sixpoint14
These are mostly the passengers from First Class, remember. They're civilized.
JohnFloorwalker
This comment was written by Christopher Walken.
MM2501
Anger, despair, and conclusions.
kashmoney02
Also, they aren't selfie shots. I too call bullshit!
Ryanator50
one last Blue Steel before i die
ICantThinkOfAGoodUsernameSoIWillSettleWithThisOne
There is one selfie
Dokramuh
those commas don't make any sense.
ak1raa
Its kind of like open form poetry tho
TresusIbor
He JUST got the brain implant. Don't worry, he'll learn how they work.
tzxAzrael
i... THINK he's complaining that people are filming in landscape?
LosPer
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
@UnnecessaryComma
UnnecessaryComma
discollama
They went full Shatner.
justforth
Bri,li,ant! lol
LosPer
lordofthedice
You never go full Shatner.
LosPer
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tyu1.gif
muisverriet
Hurr durr technology is bad fire is scary thomas edison was a witch
STINKPICKEL
Just a guess here but, you may be pushing the Q-tips in too far when cleaning your ears.
fairybug
HandsomeSwede
Thank you. This comes to mind
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TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
Actually fire can be a good thing. It's all about moderation.
SlovakianSaxophone
This is going to be my response to everything people say to me from now on
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
It's not the technology that's bad, it's people's priorities.
flapperfemmefatale
Speaking as an historian, I'm okay with recording events as a priority.
HandsomeSwede
Well, again, what are they supposed to do? Save the ship? Passive spectators have always been around anyway.
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
So let me get this straight... You're drowning in the ocean and your first instinct is to pull out your phone and record a sinking ship?
HandsomeSwede
Why not? If I'm floating in the middle of nowhere, there's nothing I can do until help arrives. Anything that helps me stay awake.
malachitedragon
Thomas Edison was a thieving asshole. Tesla was the real inventor.
fairybug
It was a quote, though.
SharkyMcSnarkface
#MakeNikolaGreatAgain
SomePeopleCallMe
Tesla was the real witch. BURN HIM!
Phenomeno
Stop reading the Oatmeal pal. Edison and his team invented a ton of important stuff. In fact, Tesla stole from Edison 1/2
Phenomeno
https://www.reddit.com/r/history/comments/3p3ble/q_did_thomas_edison_steal_ideas_from_nikola_tesla/
fadecomic
Except for laying the foundation for the modern semiconductor and establishing the concept of commercial labs, sure.
AngryRaven
Edison really did invent factory labs and mastered the art of using other peoples genius make you rich and famous. Just like Steve Jobs.
AngryRaven
and no, Im not saying he got rich and famous off of tesla, he got rich and famous because he recognized genius and harnessed it for cash.