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Best cake ever
Best. Cake. Ever. Or best cake anyone has ever made for me, anyway. :D
The chestburster was pure fondant. Blood bits were red Chiclets.
Um... :D
Put out of his misery.
I ate his eyes last, so he could watch me devour him.
david4816
What cake?
jesusisherelookbusy
CompressedInfo
So. Much. Fondant.
DaftMonk85
That's horrifying, and adorable! +1
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
thought it was a penis for a second
DukeDarkwood
From the first image, I was thinking, "Are those Chiclets? Please let those be Chiclets." The caption for 3 told me they were.
droidgee
Check please!
OpOnion
When the angle changes in #4 the story is completely different
ignitus95
Oh, Gooooooood!
Dreamsofher
SugarSmack
Red velvet cake....nice touch!
icanfapp2that
Too much fondant.
newold
If you're someone that's attracted to girls - I'm thinking you friendzoned her.
Battybay
rikm
...well, well, well - ain't that a trip ?. That's one hellova cake...
Jeffjustgothere
FuckingODYSSEY
Haha square blood!
morithum
I hope your friend does cakes for a living, cuz that's awesome.
anonymouse08
I wish my friends made me birthday cakes. I wish I had friends, in fact.
UnicornIRL
Your friend is a treasure and just for their info my birthday is in February and I like strawberry cakes, thanks in advance.
TheGreatMediocretes
I'll see what I can do. :D
reese202
Mines in two weeks
JudgeMentaI
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!
AHistoryofDrunks
Check please!
LeahShine88
Um I haven't thought about chicklets in like 12 years
pieter42
OP you are Savage
KharnTheAngry
+1 for diabetes :)
reese202
Hahaha that top view is NSFW
estequus
That's cool until you realize that fondant is disgusting and the whole surface of the cake as well as the entire chestburster is fondant.
estequus
Still a cool cake though
AyyLmaoZedong
Classic Space logo is a really nice touch!
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
I know, right??
EyeFarted
Wife her.
TheGreatMediocretes
Her husband might object to that.
EyeFarted
Have her bake him a bridge-shaped cake to help him get over it.
frootoftheloops
That's a really neat idea! And happy late birthday!
TheGreatMediocretes
Thanks! (Actually, I got the cake a day early, so my birthday is today.) ;)
StopbleedingYourefine
Happy birthday!
jawnnyrawten
Happy, mufuckin' birthday, yo.
MachineInterface
If I had friends they would bake me cakes. Then I could not eat them because I'm gluten intolerant. So I'd give them to a homeless man. 1/
MachineInterface
Who would punch me in the face and steal my wallet to buy drugs. I'd get home because I don't want to go to the hospital because I 2/
MachineInterface
have no health insurance, only to find out the homeless man has sold my identity papers and my identity and all my online money has 3/
MachineInterface
been stolen and all my secrets have been exposed to everyone I know. Then I'd, like, kill myself through helium asphyxiation.
legolasmyeggolas
At least you'd go out on a high note.
alsoAzrael
Wow, it sure is a good thing you have no friends!