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me_irl
Visiting a Sabbat Archbishop
#memes #dump #funny #lol
ThailandExpress
#22 I give it a 3.5 for combining the recreational dept and sewage disposal in the same system
Yeagen
2019 Peter Parker still doesn't have health insurance.
CoolSnackChris
#11 let's not forget the essential oils and horoscopes
DanFromStuttgart
Loved the end
SmallTownHayseed
thaewodae
Hey guys, I have a very serious question. Why do people have a standoff on the pooper? I don't get/do it at all and I want to know why
Begotten
AliceMudgarden
CheerfullRain
DickyJokeGod
The locked in basement one messes me up
BitterSwedeLP
#3 So that's why most superheroes are American, makes sense.
myhappykevin
I heard the looney tunes music at the end
Sayagain
I wanna type out the stutter before he says it but idk how. Pffvsti tagiviti tiggidy that's all folks.
Davedavedavedavedave
understandable
These hit me way too hard today.
MatthewJohnsona
i thought #13 was about game of thrones.
TheRealBrebby
I enjoyed the final frame
BulkSausage
DerNacho
That’s my secret Cap, I’m always pre-annoyed. #5
Pluviophilian
#4 I always thought this meant there were only two in stock but they were going to order more soon. How fucking stupid am I?
MynameisBaronRotza
Helluva dump. Lots of shit I've never seen and the shit I have seen, I enjoyed again. Upvote.
SendMeOxygen
mogarth
+1 for ending
Ch3mis7
#2 it's cuz he's bald, the shampoo only works if you hav hair.
EroticZombiePants
Shampoo is useful for other hair ...
Longbowgun
Came to comments to say this. Eat my upvote. EAT IT!
BIC777
#15 - I do NOW!
CaptainPirate8
Yeah I was gonna try to sleep now my brain is gonna think about this
Jondore
Can someone explain #18?
SweetmeliciousT
Velcro to hold his ears down to his head.
Jondore
I didn’t notice it was to hold it down. Thanks
WackyArmInflatableArmFlailingTubeMan
Hagrid had a micropenis.
benjwolf04
I'd be more willing to accept the trelawney one
Arracor
...I mean.... if you're human, that's probably... the only way he'd be viable......
Andrea1025
...Had?
SkeletonsLoveBooty
I mean.. magical creatures are dangerous
NuggetsForKitty
To be fair a micropenis on hagrid would still be pretty big for a normal size witch.
CaptainPawfulFox
J.K. Rowling these days: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxpwlKRQ2U
LittlemissEm
Yeah buy like, a micropenis on a Hagrid body is just an average human penis
Isthe4thtimethecharm
So did she actually tweet these thing or something similar. If so I missed everything. I mean my friend did of course. Sorry I was too
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Lazy to go back and change it. So now I am just going to keep typing until my attention span runs out. Or if I run out of things to type.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
About I am not sure what will happen firs
EhIsForCanehdians
I don't know the exact quotes, but she made some characters abnormal sexualities/genders.
SavageDrums
Unless that is a VERY small woman, that's far more than 8" of hair.
RobbazHereKingOfSweden
THANK YOU
RobbazHereKingOfSweden
At least a foot, I’d say
SaraFourImgur
Alternatively, that lady doesn't know how to use a ruler.
Philmountie
I’ve donated my hair multiple times, and that’s definitely at least 12 in
Moriarty
Unless she's suuuper tiny, that's gotta be about a foot of hair. I'm tall, but my forearm is 14", and that's longer than her forearm.
TheRockDude
was about to say, that's more than a solid cubit right there
asm80dfa8sdfj
My first thought was to tell her to line it up with her body and see if she really wants that.
SteadyRedRanger
That’s at least 12”. I don’t mind having a small dick, but I eat at subway, I know a footlong when I see one
yourFriendlyNeighborhoodBushSnake
Footlong at subway is 11". As far as i know. Sad. I know.
Leonon
nclu
8” is probably just the space between the ties.
SaraFourImgur
Aaaaah
BiggestofBears
Hermione is way too smart to be anti vax...
TheRockDude
yeah, but like, magic people probably don't need muggle vaccines
ThePastmaster
Hermione yes, Emma Watson... Eeeh...
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
nah she knowing nothing of magic, immediately decided prophecy was bullshit and voldemort taboo was superstition and nothing could budge her
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
i could easily see her being hardcore antivax if the first thing she read on the subject was a book detailing possible sideeffects
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
thats some OPPINIONS on that girl
OreosAreTerrible
I'm bipolar, ain't no-one trying to mount me. :(
OreosAreTerrible
Also I'm a dude.
RobbazHereKingOfSweden
RobbazHereKingOfSweden
Sup
pandro
you think oreos are terrible?!
OreosAreTerrible
Of course I don't THINK Oreos are terrible. Oreos simply ARE terrible.
pandro
Well the cheap knockoffs are definitely terrible. The black cookie tastes like ... black. I like oreo filling more than cookies, anyway.
Arracor
Sup.
RobbazHereKingOfSweden
Sup.