Real Vikings knows their roots

Sep 13, 2017 11:44 AM

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Here are the real symbols of Norse mythology

Deer with Helm of Awe symbol - The Helm of Awe (Old Norse Ægishjálmr, pronounced “EYE-gis-hiowlm-er”) is one of the most mysterious and powerful symbols in Norse mythology. Just looking at its form, without any prior knowledge of what that form symbolizes, is enough to inspire awe and fear: eight arms that look like spiked tridents radiate out from a central point, as if defending that central point by going on the offensive against any and all hostile forces that surround it. Such overpowering might was apparently what this magical symbol was intended to produce. In the Fáfnismál, one of the poems in the Poetic Edda, the havoc-wreaking dragon Fafnir attributes much of his apparent invincibility to his use of the Helm of Awe: The Helm of Awe I wore before the sons of men In defense of my treasure; Amongst all, I alone was strong, I thought to myself, For I found no power a match for my own.[1] The Ægishjálmr as represented in the Galdrabók One of the representations of the Ægishjálmr in the Galdrabók This interpretation is confirmed by a spell called “There is a Simple Helm of Awe Working” in the collection of Icelandic folktales collected by the great Jón Árnason in the nineteenth century. The spell reads: Make a helm of awe in lead, press the lead sign between the eyebrows, and speak the formula: Ægishjálm er ég ber milli brúna mér! I bear the helm of awe between my brows! Thus a man could meet his enemies and be sure of victory.[2]

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THOR’S HAMMER A drawing of a Viking Age hammer pendant discovered in Öland, Sweden A drawing of a Viking Age hammer pendant discovered in Öland, Sweden Of all of the symbols in Norse mythology, Thor’s Hammer (Old Norse Mjöllnir, pronounced roughly “MIOL-neer”) is one of the most historically important, and is probably the best known today. Thor was the indefatigable god who guarded Asgard, the celestial stronghold of the Aesir, the main tribe of gods and goddesses in Norse mythology. The giants, the forces of chaos, were often trying to destroy Asgard and kill the Aesir, and it was Thor’s task to prevent them from doing so. The hammer was his primary weapon. Thor (whose name goes back to a Proto-Germanic root that means “Thunder”[1]) was the animating spirit of the storm, and thunder was experienced as being the sound of his hammer crashing down on his foes. It should come as no surprise, therefore, that the Old Norse name for his hammer, Mjöllnir, probably meant “Lightning.” While the etymology of Mjöllnir is uncertain, most scholars trace the name back to an Indo-European root that is attested in the Old Slavic word mlunuji, Russian molnija, and Welsh mellt, all of which mean “lightning.” It may also be related to the Icelandic words mjöll, “new snow,” and mjalli, “white,” the color of lightning and a potential symbol of purity.[2][3] The significance of that symbolism will become clear shortly. Thor’s Hammer as an Instrument of Blessing, Consecration, and Protection Thor’s hammer was certainly a weapon – the best weapon the Aesir had, in fact – but it was more than just a weapon. It also occupied a central role in rituals of consecration and hallowing. The hammer was used in formal ceremonies to bless marriages, births, and probably funerals as well.[4] In one episode from medieval Icelandic historian Snorri Sturluson’s Prose Edda, Thor once killed and ate his goats, then brought them back to life by hallowing their bones with his hammer[5] (talk about having your cake and eating it, too). The medieval Danish historian Saxo Grammaticus records that huge hammers were kept in one of Thor’s temples in Sweden, and that periodically the people would hold a ritual there that involved beating the hammers against some kind of drum that would resound like thunder.[6] This could have been a ceremony to bless and protect the community and ward off hostile spirits.

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YGGDRASIL AND THE WELL OF URD “Yggdrasil” by Oluf Olufsen Bagge (1847) At the center of the Norse spiritual cosmos is an ash tree, Yggdrasil (pronounced “IG-druh-sill”; Old Norse Askr Yggdrasils), which grows out of the Well of Urd (Old Norse Urðarbrunnr). The Nine Worlds are held in the branches and roots of the tree. The name Askr Yggdrasils probably strikes most modern people as being awkwardly complex. It means “the ash tree of the horse of Yggr.”[1] Yggr means “The Terrible One,” and is a byname of Odin. The horse of Odin is Sleipnir. This may seem like a puzzling name for a tree, but it makes sense when one considers that the tree as a means of transportation between worlds is a common theme in Eurasian shamanism.[2] Odin rides Sleipnir up and down Yggdrasil’s trunk and through its branches on his frequent journeys throughout the Nine Worlds. “Urd” (pronounced “URD”; Old Norse Urðr, Old English Wyrd) means “destiny.” The Well of Urd could therefore just as aptly be called the Well of Destiny. One of the poems in the Poetic Edda, Völuspá or “The Insight of the Seeress,” describes the scene thus: There stands an ash called Yggdrasil, A mighty tree showered in white hail. From there come the dews that fall in the valleys. It stands evergreen above Urd’s Well. From there come maidens, very wise, Three from the lake that stands beneath the pole. One is called Urd, another Verdandi, Skuld the third; they carve into the tree The lives and destinies of children.[3] These three maidens are the Norns, and their carvings consist of runes, the magical alphabet of the ancient Germanic peoples. In addition to the inhabitants of the Nine Worlds, several beings live in, on, or under the tree itself. The Eddic poem Grímnismál, “The Song of the Hooded One,” mentions many of them – but, unfortunately, only in passing. An anonymous eagle perches in the upper branches of the tree. A number of dragons or snakes, most notably Nidhogg, gnaw at the roots from below. A squirrel, Ratatosk, carries messages (presumably malicious ones) between Nidhogg and the eagle. Four deer, Dain, Dvalin, Duneyr, and Dyrathror, nibble the highest shoots.[4]

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Fenrir mask amulet - Fenrir is the most infamous of the many wolves in Norse mythology. His importance for the pre-Christian Scandinavians is demonstrated by his being depicted on numerous surviving runestones, not to mention his ubiquity in Old Norse literary sources. He’s the son of the god Loki and the giantess Angrboða, which makes him the brother of the serpent Jormungand and the underworld goddess Hel. As is recounted more fully in the tale The Binding of Fenrir, the Aesir gods raised Fenrir themselves in order to keep him under their control and prevent him from wreaking havoc throughout the Nine Worlds. He grew at an astonishingly fast pace, however, and eventually the troubled gods decided to chain him up. Their first two attempts were unsuccessful; while the cunning gods convinced Fenrir that it was only a game, a test of his strength, he broke through the fetters easily. For their third attempt, the gods had the dwarves forge the strongest chain ever built, which nevertheless gave the appearance of being very light and even soft to the touch. When the gods presented Fenrir with this third fetter, he became suspicious, and he refused to be bound with it unless one of the gods would stick his or her hand in his mouth as a pledge of good faith. Only Tyr was brave enough to do this, knowing that it would mean the loss of his hand. And, sure enough, when Fenrir found himself unable to break free of his bonds, he ripped Tyr’s hand from its arm. The chain was then tied to a boulder and a sword was placed in Fenrir’s jaws to hold them open. As he howled wildly and ceaselessly, a foamy river called “Expectation” (Old Norse Ván) flowed from his drooling mouth.[2] As the river’s ominous name implies, this was not the end of Fenrir. At Ragnarok, he broke free and ran throughout the world with his lower jaw against the ground and his upper jaw in the sky, devouring everything in his path.[3] He even killed the god Odin before finally being put to death by one of Odin’s avenging sons.

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As a Jew who enjoys Viking Norse stüf, thanks.

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Agreed. As a Scandinavian I am so tired of these pond scum on the gene pool stealing and/or abusing our cultural history.

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I would also share -

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

the coolest white people coming out against the white people claiming to be superior based on their race. quite something

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Be a good Nord, and pillage indiscriminately

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Rape, kill, pillage, burn. Always burn last.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poor Aegir, got the order wrong once, did the burn before the rape, so we joke now that he has a B(urned)BC.

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NORSEMAN! Skyrim triggers me as a Scandinavian.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I can respect your desire for correct nomenclature, but I will persist with the term Nord to perpetuate a manly image of Scandinavians

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apologies if this doesn't work as planned. Seemed better than making a long chain, haha.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They attacked everyone, they did not discriminate :)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Glad to see this. As someone with an Yggdrasil tat and Huginn and Muninn on the other shoulder, it pisses me off that a people who were 1/

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

as broadly traveled and people who traded as broadly as they did, they were NOT a model of xenophobia, everyone was the same.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I have a very nice and expensive Thors hammer necklace i cant wear because of those Nazi assholes.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yeah I have a couple rune necklaces from when I was an edgy teen laying about as well.

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They do sometimes refer me as The edgelord.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wear it a anyways. I do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not worth the hassle tbh

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TFW When you're pretty sure OP is posting cheap Chinese knockoff necklaces with designs stolen from 'Wear the Rare' on Etsy...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yep.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drunkenly bought the Fenrir one once. I loved it so much I forgot where I left it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tywaz and Kenaz were the last two I owned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a very simple, silver hammer pendant now. One of my Swedish friends bought it locally and shipped it over. Couldn't be happier.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopi Indians want their swastika back too

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Til Valhalla

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Witness me!

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TIL VALHALLA!

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I suppose that calls for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjcwCsp6gBA

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Dunno what it is, but I like it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I steal this...own person stuff I promise

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me a lot of the cover art to an old Mastodon album.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Blood Mountain!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice. That was the one with Colony of Birchmen, wasn't it? Wild, psychedelic video for that song.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What metal album is this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

..till*. Ses där.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Til* If norwegian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jag vet... därför jag "rättade" det. :|

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People who think Vikings are racist have obviously never heard of Geirmund Heljarskinn (heljarskinn means blackskin in old norse)

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Because white supremacists highjacked a lot of white cultural symbols, when those are used it's considered as hate symbols, this is annoying

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not really

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Swastika, iron cross, "white pride", a lot of viking symbols. It is quite true I believe

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

white supremacy spoils and twist every symbol to represent their disgusting ideology. see what they did with swastika

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...can't have a yolocaust without a swag sticker though.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Look guys... you can have the swastika... it's beyond reclaim now, I'll even grant you the confederate flag... it enough is enough!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

I think Nazis may have spoiled it first, but I'll just return to my hole a just keep muttering "ackchyually" to myself.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

But hey, look at the bright side: Pepe might make it into a history book

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I thought it died like 10 years ago when i stopped going on /b/.. these new age /b/tards are not very creative

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to be honest, I had no idea Pepe had been used stupidly until months ago. Since I only browse here, I've never seen it used.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Pepe the frog? Isn't he the feels good/bad man meme? What was he used for recently?

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Swastikas were kinda a big thing in pre-Christian Anglo-Saxon religion. It's a shame they've taken such a horrid meaning.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swastika's, Norse mythology, Nietzsche, being white, to some people gaming, and to some people metal. Yeah those people are fucking cunts.

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Wait what happened about Neitzsche?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some cunts heard the word "übermensch", and thought "That's definetly something about german nationalism, I love Nietzsche."

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Also the whole rascism thing is kinda a dick move too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They try. We allow them to in our reasonless reactionism.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

its never really about the symbol itself. Informed or not, peoples feelings take priority over the source. Just like the "Confederate Flag"

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it takes a simple google search to see that the one we see is actually Lee's Battle Flag, not the Flag of the Confederacy. Doesnt matter tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Which is why we have people dying and killing over a fucking piece of metal. Feelings do take priority, and that's why it makes no sense.

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1. Fun fact about Thor's Hammer Amulet - One if the most common pieces of jewelry of its time, worn for strength and protection.

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2. The Christian missionaries deemed it to be an upside down cross - and anyone who wore it worshiped the Devil. As result Thor's hammer...

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3. Morphed into the "upside down cross" that has become associated with satanism.

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Not completely true. Until the last few centuries the upside down cross (St Peter) was a Christian symbol of humility

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see, THIS is heritage, not that confederate dumb shit

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For whom is this heritage?

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VIkings, presumably. The Norse? .... idk, i skimmed...

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I don't blame you; this post is cringefest.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is severely needed. I'm right wing, but not THAT right wing. I would appreciate that our symbols and history do not get corrupted

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Seriously, for all their "preserving European culture" dog whistling, they're doing the most to pervert it.

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Yea, I just hope people don't start vandalising historical monuments/sites because of their idiocy.

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If I had a heart I could love you..

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If I had a voice, I would sing.

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Fuckin Nazis ruined a ton of cool shit. Runes, military uniforms featuring black leather, the Roman salute... buncha jackasses.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When did Nazis and Neo-Nazis use the Valknut(sp?)? Obviously they used the SS runes and corrupted other symbols, but what about that one?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It shows up in skinhead iconography, at least.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats the DFB-logo and they are planning world domination for 2018 again...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a symbol of war and also of the Suebi and Alemanni, old Germanic tribes.

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1) The problem is that within *any* primarily white subgroup (neo-pagans, for example) there are attempts by Neo-Nazis to subvert and co-opt

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2) that group. Sometimes successful. So you end up with weird hodge-podge iconography like this, often being associated with Nazis.

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3) Fun Fact: This is basically how Pepe/4chan memes have become Neo-Nazi propaganda. Neo-Nazis manipulated 4chan's free speech as a soapbox.

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It's the same thing that communists do too, they pretend to be liberals and slowly try to bring other liberals to their point of view 1/2

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It's telling when you think about it that both of these groups can only really gain following during times of hardship or by infiltration

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Bluetooth? The most famous Viking. Literally everyone has heard his name.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Skyrim is for the nords

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I didn't know Vikings were part of Lambda Lambda Lambda

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have literally never seen viking symbols used by white supremacists. If they are, I agree that we should nip that shit in the bud, but 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

They totally do. You must not be paying attention.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've seen them, looked up woad and celtic-style tats, a disturbing amount of GIS results lead to Stormfront, same with Viking emblems

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fucking shame as some of those tats are quite beautiful but no way am I having Stormfront on my browser history

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They're gone now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aren't most of them just the most annoying possible variety of Christian? 2/2

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White nationalism/separatism comes in many stripes. Some more bonkers than others.

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Plenty seized on asatru as a way to connect to some higher ideal of 'white culture'.

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Huh. I honestly didn't know that. I know a few people who follow the Norse pantheon, but they're just normal pagans.

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They've been doing it for decades (look up Odinists/Wodenists/Wotanists), unfortunately. And yeah sometimes it is mixed in with Christianity

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because yeah that totally makes sense.

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Well, if the Catholics can steal the sign of Mjolnir, I guess anything goes. But I wish it didn't.

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#2 is Vegvísir, not Ægisjálmur. A sign to find your way, even if the way is not known.

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but they both look the same

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I was looking for someone that said it.

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Was gonna say this, glad you caught it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was about to mention that aswell. Got the heim of awe on my bike, wanting to put the vegvísir somewhere aswell

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What is the difference? The # and types of marks on the staves?

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Makes all the difference though

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Hey, the length of arms on a four-pointed cross means the difference between plus and a crucifix.

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Hello 911, I just witnessed a murder.

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...That doesn't work out when the Greek cross is a thing.

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Fine, a Greek Cross and a Christian Cross/Crucifix

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I was also thinking that but wasn't sure! The Vegvisir has been appropriated by the neo nazi movement in Sweden which really sucks.

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Dang. Did not know that. I guess it's gonna be a little awkward when I go there, seeing as I got a Vegvísir tat in my arm.

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Ye same, I have all of these as tattoos on my arm

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It's probably going to be fine. I'm thinking of getting it myself actually since I am so fascinated with Norse mythology. As the post is 1/

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saying we really need to reclaim our symbols from the fascists. 2/2

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The Norse were actually fairly tolerant people, maybe on for the time, but still. There's a reason just about every gene pool has someviking

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Describing Vikings as 'tolerant' is projecting modern values on an older time. They were 'tolerant' the same way British colonialists were.

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That reason is rape, my friend. A lot of rape.

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Rape and pillaging? Emphasis on the rape?

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No discrimination with the rape though!

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some of it is that, but Vikings were also prolific traders, their goods got as far as inland Rus and even down to the middle east.

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Fun fact, there have been found pieces of scandinavian trade goods in Egypt.

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As a swede, reading those "pronounced as" is hilarious. I know it's the closest you get with English but still haha

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Pronounced as mjølnir

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As an Englishman I had a go, I thought I was having a stroke.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

why not both?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The guy should have used IPA, quite literally let's you pronounce everything, as the characters represent precise sounds.

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 3, 2017 7:37 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's usually taught in school, but from my experience usuallyvery poorly. Sadly only a few really learn it. Shame as it's an awesome tool

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IPA never helps me pronounce anything, no matter how many I drink.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed, I never properly learnt IPA since Finnish is pronounced as written. There is no such thing as a Finnish Pronunciation Dictionary.

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Finnish and IPA are almost the same as sound-letter correspondence in both of them is close to Latin. Only real difference is ä=æ & ö=ø 1/2

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But still for foreigner it'd be usefult to spot the few oddities like "nk" together makes "n" a velar nasal. ankka = ɑŋkːɑ instead of ɑnk:ɑ

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a dane I couldn't agree more. Which doesn't happen often with swedish comments

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Yeah i feel the same as a icelander

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username relevant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jag förstår inte, vad menar du? :P

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han mener at det er morsomt å lese hvordan norrønske ord uttales når han selv er svenske

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mjölnir tex

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm learning norwegian and understood this. *Pats self on back and looks around for further validation that my life has meaning*

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There there now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a pepparkaka, kompis.

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Well, it was swedish tho :D but the languages are somewhat similar :>

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hvad med dansk?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pølse!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you know what the say about Nordic speech; the Danes eat potato, the Weegies are high, the Swedes give a BJ and the Icies are grim.

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Why are weegies high?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Dane. You're pretty much right.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See my reply to fishlullabies below.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weegies?...sorry what does this mean?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weegies is British slang for Norwegian, as is Icies for Icelanders.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I approve of this on behalf of my people in Denmark.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spent a month in Sweden. Couldn't pronounce so very many things let alone follow peoples directions to navigate the subway. Canadian english

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After I was told the directions, I went into the subway and realised that all of the directions sounded too similar to differentiate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hägerstensåsen, Hallonbergen, Hammarbyhöjden, Högdalen, Hökarängen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where on earth were you? TONS of Swedes speak pretty great English.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, but when given the directions in English, the locations are still Swedish names that I am not used to hearing. Stockholm transit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Friend had to write it out for me to compare with the signs in the subway.

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And Because I kept getting lost after hearing the directions.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah Vikings loved everyone. they stormed villages, just spreading love and peace all over the place.

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You know that the oldest son would inherit the farms and the younger sons would have to carve their own fortune right? Makes sense of the ra

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vikings invented spreading "FREEDOM!" to other nations

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More peaceful than muhammad. Sometimes the Norse traded, after medina muhammad was never peaceful ever again.

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As did the Persians, the Romans, the Mongols, the Japanese, the Americans, the Spanish, the Russians and English Empire. I could go on

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We built big round towers in Ireland to escape from them.

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Round towers weren't used for defense

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually we aren't certain they were used for defence or as a bell tower or both. Both would make sense.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

we are pretty certain they weren't used for defence because there were much better systems of defence available

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We didn't do very well as Ireland was one of their favourite places to pick up slaves apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

most slaves in Ireland were simply bought rather than captured

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1.They don't make sense for defence, they are basically chimneys. The raised entrance is only because they had really shallow foundations.

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2.The tower on Scattery Island has proper foundations and is one of the only ones with a ground level door. The Irish name is Cloigtheach

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3.(Bell House), their primary purpose was as a bell tower & to show off how rich that monastery was. Could people hide in there?Sure! Was

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4.that why it was built? Nope! I don't have a book reference but I can cite John Sheehan of UCC Arch Dept for this info.

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They were also some of history's best accountants. Had great notes on the weights and measures of everything from pillages to fish hauls.

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Shame Christianity has made us think of them as dumb savages, when they was evidently quite intelligent.

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Essentially when it came to boats, you don't become the first Europeans in America without a good boat

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well nobody who conquered more than one country can really be seen as unintelligent could they

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And mostly lived off the land and trading

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Yeah because the rest of the world was a Utopia at the time. They also had very progressive views on women's rights.

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I wouldn't necessarily call "less patriarchal than the hyper-patriarchal Abrahamic-Latin concurrent cultures" progressive in itself :P

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Progressive for the time Cuthbert

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Progressive is a relative term. Women could own property, and could bring charges against their rapist. If convicted, the man could be >

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Castrated and the woman could nail his testicles up in the town square.

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To be fair, they didn't care about colour, they enslaved everyone regardless of skintone

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Nah, but slaughtering Christians was something of a sport to them so... y'know.

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Kinda like how Christianity's history had them killing and torturing people gleefully in the name of Jesus too?

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Now that's equality!

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Correct! They even enslaved lower ranking members of their own communities.

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Yeah, people seem to be missing the point here. White supremacists adopting Viking symbols as their own is idiotic because Vikings didn't 1/

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care about the race of the people they wrecked. Vikings were far from an ideal culture of 'good people' but if they murderpillageraped 2/

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your country it was because it was how they survived, not because you weren't one of them. They regularly thrashed and enslaved 3/

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their own. And vikings would've butchered white supremacists simply because they exist, they wouldn't 'identify' with them at all. 4/4

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