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I cant believe I got through all my anime for these godam posts. That's 12 hours of my life I'm not getting back.
Still, got enough left to submit you to my shitty opinions one last time!
Prepare for more shit descriptions!
PART 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/HyHaM
PART 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/3Nodg
PART 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/xwFGj
PART 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/nNfc6
82. Madoka Magica
Director takes the Magical Girl genre and instead of a kids show makes a dark twisted thriller.
10/10
83 Hitsugi no Chaika
Albino-tard, insert MC and fake sister go around fantasy land searching for shit.
7/10
84. Vandread
In the future extreme feminism goes that one step further and women declare war on men and move to a different planet. Guy gets taken prisoner by female pirates and surprisingly doesn't build a harem.
Good old anime art style and shitty 1st gen CGI ensue
6/10
85. Parasyte
Guy with alien arm kills man-eating aliens pretending to be people.
8/10
85. Oda Nobuna no Yabou
Guy goes back in time somehow to help Japanese history person do Japanese history things.
Also history person is now a girl because anime.
If your knowledge of Japan's history is entirely limited to this video like mine, it's set between 3:03 and 3:38 https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o?t=3m3s
8/10
86. B Gata H Kei
Generic shitty shojo: sexual frustration edition
Somehow both better and worse than I expected
6/10
87. Mayo Chiki
Generic shitty shojo: 'the guy is actually a girl' edition
7/10
88. Heavy Object
What would happen if Michael Bay directed a mecha anime, except with badass sphere-tanks instead of mechs cus fuck mechs.
7/10
89. Overlord
'Guy is stuck in a video game' cliche, except guy is a skeleton and proceeds to overpower the shit out of all the human fuckboys.
7/10
90. Dimension W
Robot girl helps guy collect illigal power boxes before they break and RNG everything to death.
7/10
Also watch dub for more Tatum
91. Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash
Kids kill goblins in fantasy land and people die.
6/10
92. Dagashi Kashi
Mentally insane girl tries to convince a coconut to open a candy store.
7/10
Ok, over the last 4 posts I seem to have somehow missed a few shows, so I put them all at the end:
?. Summer Wars
THIS IS NOT HOW THE INTERNET WORKS! THIS ISN'T HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!
5/10
(also since this show isn't well known, I feel I should point out this is not a popular opinion)
?. My Bride is a Mermaid
Guy spends life being hunted by the mermaid mafia for accidentally forcibly getting engaged to the don's daughter. Comedy ensues.
Considering the title this description sounds sarcastic, but it isn't.
6/10
?. Nourin
Farming simulator meets harem, fan service, and a ridiculously stupid but hilarious plot.
7/10
?. Ultimate Otaku Teacher
Otaku science genius drops out of uni because hes too much of a fucking weeb. Becomes a teacher and continues to be a fucking weeb.
7/10
And finally, shows that I'm currently watching / not finished airing:
93. And you thought there is never a girl online
Generic (maybe) harem: Runescape edition
7/10
94. Kabaneri of the iron fortress
TRAAAAIN SIMULATOR BITCH MOTHER FUCKER WHAT YOU KNOW. TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH, STEAMPUNK TRAIN GO. I SMASH INTO THE STATION, YEH I'M ON TIME. STACKIN ZOMBIE BODIES AS THEY HOP ON MY LINE. RIDIN TRAINS ALL DAY CUS IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN 'POCALYPSE, BUT IT'S OK CUS MC'S SO MOTHERFUKIN OVERPOWERED.
CUS EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S A' ATTACK ON TITAN COPY, STILL WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES I REGRET NOTHING.
7/10
95. Re:Zero
Guy gets transported to fantasy world:
-expects magic powers and harem
-gets extremely traumatic groundhog day triggered by death
Basically fantasy steins;gate
10/10
96. SPACE DANDY
A show about a dandy guy, in space.
8/10
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Kabaneri: thought it was an AoT clone, nope fucking better than it and more interesting. So yeah good shit, better characters all around.
hatchy
Madoka Magica made me bawl in a way I haven't experienced since Witchblade. Gotta take antidepresion breaks.
Erdan
ReZero is pretty fucking amazing.
abbrevi9
That video on the history of Japan was fucking tops.
Halvaard
I have seen things I know I liked in these lists, and things I'd merely heard of, ok time to watch some new stuff!
Derpage
You've given me some shows to watch. I appreciate you
tukaluk
Loved Madoka. Was definitely heavy. Just out of curiosity, did you make all the gifs for your lists?
GuardsmanMiku
The only one I made was the overlord one, although a few I had to use video to gif sites to get the right scenes
aguynamedjohn
I upvoted strictly because of TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH MOTHERFUCKER WHAT YOU KNOW!!
divt0r
Re:Zeros my new favorite ... So FUCKING GOOD
TypicalShmosby
I don't give a shit about your favorite animes but this clearly took a lot of your time and effort and you care about it a lot so +1
GuardsmanMiku
thanks brah
TheMillzGeneral
These descriptions are on point.
Slowlylosingit
Re:zero is legit my new addiction.
hakubavlk
5/10 summer wars? Really?
Humanbot
Another good show is space brothers, its a slice of life type show, but about space
jazzchameleon
Planetes is probably my favorite space anime
GuardsmanMiku
OfficerSquidman
Just finished watching Parasyte the other day, every episode had me going I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
xninjaofthenorth
bill wurtz AND keyori? +1
GuardsmanMiku
I know you commented a long time ago but YES SOMEONE FINALLY COMMENTED ON THE BILL WURTZ VIDEO!
deruug
Don't stop
Friendimpaired
Believing
Gutsman25
Hold on to that feeling!
SupaFlyHighGuy
HOLD ON TO THAT FEEELING
Flamennight
STREET LIGHTS!
Zreen
PEOPLE! GOIN DOWN THE BOULEVARD!
VarrenHunter
I'll admit it. I fucking love Re:Zero. It's super suspenseful and he dies like a bitch all the time, really messed up.
Retsam19
I didn't hate Summer Wars, it's a fun movie, but it's incredible how little sense it all makes if you stop to think about any of it.
MuffinWizard
It makes much more sense than the Digimon movie. Summer wars is loosely plausible.
Retsam19
I haven't seen the Digimon movie, but at least Digimon has a ridiculous premise to blame for its ridiculousness. Summer Wars is "realistic".
solarshado
To be fair, the Digimon movie that was released in the US was a cut-together, story-edited combination of 3 completely unrelated "movies"
ManicDepressiveMuffin
I loved Vandread!
oddworldcrash
I only have seen Space Dandy out of these. I really enjoyed it. It's like a colourful and wicked Cowboy Bebop. Has some good laughs too.
TheHappyMadman
Overlord +1
Loxachi
Hey @OP go watch charlotte. It starts... ah fuck it im not spoiling anything just go watch it
GuardsmanMiku
Planning on waiting for dub for that one, looks good though!
TheInvisiblePinkUnicorn
Yes charlotte holy shit that gave me some feels
UndercoverDandy
Kabaneri is deliciously great! Even if it is a AOT ultra copy, at least the Mc is not an angsty teenager (a little bit maybe)
GuardsmanMiku
Yeh I do prefer the MC in kabaneri, at least he overpowers stuff with engineering rather than magic willpower energy
lizardbones
yeah, the only thing i didn't like about AoT was the angst, so kabaneri is currently in my top 5
Gink0
I've watched the first 2 episodes and have so much I could say against it. Plz tell me why yall like it
lizardbones
first off, the first five episodes kinda suck, so its better once you get those done its better, Second, the animation is good
lizardbones
third, i really like how when they're in battle, you dont always see people die, because thats how its like in a war
zperson5
Yay Oda Nobuna finally got mentioned in some random list.
GuardsmanMiku
That show needs a second season so fucking bad
zperson5
If ya want the novels I can send em to ya
WhiterunWarriorProject
You are a good person, gonna plus all your stuff
GuardsmanMiku
yeeeeee
TheManEric
Finally. I dislike a pretty good majority of the anime I watch. Madoka magicka was amazing.
ProjectKurtz
It's good but imo it's not a 10/10
ordohereticusinquisitor
It's one of my two 10/10s
KakAlakin
Agreed. One of the very few series I actually own.
ordohereticusinquisitor
I got absolutely shitfaced and bought some of the figures, only 80% regret.
KakAlakin
1/1 scale QB and godoka are on my desk. No regrets.
ordohereticusinquisitor
I feel like a 1/1 scale godoka would crush my desk.
KakAlakin
Now that would take dedication. Nah she's normal 1/8 scale.
zelnoth
Parasyte is pretty good. I don't know if the gif made a good job at showcasing the anime, but I laughed my ass of when I saw it.
GuardsmanMiku
Yeh sorry, I've been trying to find at least semi funny gifs for most of these unless I wanted to show off something about the show
GuardsmanMiku
This is the last one people, but if you do want more, I can do a bonus round with first impressions of anime i watched like 2 episodes of
Aguynamedcarl
You can also name it "the dumbshits guide to anime". I found this whole thing similar to wildpie101's "the dumbshits guide to dark souls"
MatrimBloodyCauthon
You've done 96. You owe us 4 more for an even 100, then you're free to go.
KurokoAS
Moar
arctictoool
I fuckin' want this, my dude
IchiNiisan
JUST DO IT!!!! Love you descriptions
wolfpreist
Vandread totally built a Harem, the 3 main chicks totally wanted His "meat tube". Also had a Trasngender 2nd in command.
GuardsmanMiku
I may have forgot about the blonde chick, but considering the setting it did pretty well. Also fyi i havent finished the 2nd season
wolfpreist
oh shit... uh... spoiler. sorry dude.
GuardsmanMiku
ahh dont worry its not exactly major!
wolfpreist
still, sorry for the spoiler.
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
SPACE DANDY ONLY GETS AN 8?!?!?!? I guess that's fair
SleepDeprivedAstronaut
I say yes
Aiontear
i´ll upvote that
DamianWinters
Do it
Killstealer
personally I liked summer wars for the characters, plot requires suspension of disbelief on a fairly high level for that kind of setting tho
Slowlylosingit
Dude Dead on with Re:zero haven't been sucking into a anime this hard in a long time. honorable suggestions Charlotte and boku no hero.
GuardsmanMiku
Charlotte looks really good, waiting on a dub for that since I like to watch good anime in dub
Slowlylosingit
It starts off like some teenage rom com with powers. then ends like a mix of the matrix the last harry potter and looper mixed together
Slowlylosingit
also if you like cooking food wars is worth a watch, food porn has a new meaning lol
lizardbones
DO EET!
EmptyMyNineOnTheWelfareline
No, just stop.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
No I quite think he should continue.
Muffyns
This one Denki-gai no Honya-san you has to do it (episode 5 for schrodingers panties)
GuardsmanMiku
I already have enough stuff for the bonus round, but if you want more after that I'm thinking I might take requests to do first impressions
Muffyns
plzz
GuardsmanMiku
Well considering this got top comment I guess I'll do it, but might wait a little considering how oversaturated fp is with anime atm
MatrimBloodyCauthon
It is appreciated, lol
Xyzair
;-; Baby come back! You can blame it all on... Pokemon? Hal's flamy thing that moves a castle? Marbles that like digivolving for power?
GuardsmanMiku
New anime count so far at 8, gonna need some more before I do a new part
Xyzair
=D
ordohereticusinquisitor
Wait dark, Madoka? I just don't see it. http://XkIRHXL">http:">imgur.co">XkIRHXL">http://imgur.com/XkIRHXL http://imgur.com/W0vlhly http://imgur.com/W0vlhly
Ireallyneedhugs
Was going to say.. have you seen it? lol It's dark as shit.
ordohereticusinquisitor
Lies
ordohereticusinquisitor
Posted the same .gif twice, fuck...
ordohereticusinquisitor
HAHA FUCK YOU! YOU'LL CRY UNTIL YOUR TEAR DUCTS BLEED! http://SR8raHe">http">/imgur.c">/SR8raHe">http://imgur.com/SR8raHe /4vmukfF http://imgur.com/Jygexcu
Friendimpaired
They don't call him Urobutcher for nothing (the writer)
Loxachi
You know Ive always thought that the MM serise was stupid but now that i hear hes the director of this I want to watch it.
ordohereticusinquisitor
It's fucking amazing.
DavosSeaworthTheOnionKnight
I thought about stopping after the first couple episodes, but good lord does it get good in the 2nd half
Sanaduka
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MrWolfwood
You're sort of just, endlessly posting lists and a lot of the anime you're posting is crap.
GuardsmanMiku
This is the last one, dont worry!
lizardbones
if you watch any new series, i want you to describe them too
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
But shit that's the point. No filter on what's good or bad. Also fuck you for deciding someones taste is crap. It's all just stories.
MrWolfwood
Also fuck you. No just fuck you, some dipshit white knight in comments "Oh don't talk bad about their choice" fuck off ya cunt
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Nah you fuck off ya cunt. People's taste is theirs to have. Could just as well say all the shit you're into is crap.
magamilk
Yeah, crap stories
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Something along the lines of your life? See how much bullshit intent that was filled with?
magamilk
Holy shit you're mad lol
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Frustrated but yeah so?