Sick of crappy anime top 10's: Part 5

Jun 1, 2016 12:42 AM

GuardsmanMiku

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I cant believe I got through all my anime for these godam posts. That's 12 hours of my life I'm not getting back.
Still, got enough left to submit you to my shitty opinions one last time!
Prepare for more shit descriptions!

PART 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/HyHaM
PART 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/3Nodg
PART 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/xwFGj
PART 4: http://imgur.com/gallery/nNfc6

82. Madoka Magica

Director takes the Magical Girl genre and instead of a kids show makes a dark twisted thriller.
10/10

83 Hitsugi no Chaika

Albino-tard, insert MC and fake sister go around fantasy land searching for shit.
7/10

84. Vandread

In the future extreme feminism goes that one step further and women declare war on men and move to a different planet. Guy gets taken prisoner by female pirates and surprisingly doesn't build a harem.
Good old anime art style and shitty 1st gen CGI ensue
6/10

85. Parasyte

Guy with alien arm kills man-eating aliens pretending to be people.
8/10

85. Oda Nobuna no Yabou

Guy goes back in time somehow to help Japanese history person do Japanese history things.
Also history person is now a girl because anime.
If your knowledge of Japan's history is entirely limited to this video like mine, it's set between 3:03 and 3:38 https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o?t=3m3s
8/10

86. B Gata H Kei

Generic shitty shojo: sexual frustration edition
Somehow both better and worse than I expected
6/10

87. Mayo Chiki

Generic shitty shojo: 'the guy is actually a girl' edition
7/10

88. Heavy Object

What would happen if Michael Bay directed a mecha anime, except with badass sphere-tanks instead of mechs cus fuck mechs.
7/10

89. Overlord

'Guy is stuck in a video game' cliche, except guy is a skeleton and proceeds to overpower the shit out of all the human fuckboys.
7/10

90. Dimension W

Robot girl helps guy collect illigal power boxes before they break and RNG everything to death.
7/10
Also watch dub for more Tatum

91. Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash

Kids kill goblins in fantasy land and people die.
6/10

92. Dagashi Kashi

Mentally insane girl tries to convince a coconut to open a candy store.
7/10

Ok, over the last 4 posts I seem to have somehow missed a few shows, so I put them all at the end:

?. Summer Wars

THIS IS NOT HOW THE INTERNET WORKS! THIS ISN'T HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!
5/10
(also since this show isn't well known, I feel I should point out this is not a popular opinion)

?. My Bride is a Mermaid

Guy spends life being hunted by the mermaid mafia for accidentally forcibly getting engaged to the don's daughter. Comedy ensues.
Considering the title this description sounds sarcastic, but it isn't.
6/10

?. Nourin

Farming simulator meets harem, fan service, and a ridiculously stupid but hilarious plot.
7/10

?. Ultimate Otaku Teacher

Otaku science genius drops out of uni because hes too much of a fucking weeb. Becomes a teacher and continues to be a fucking weeb.
7/10

And finally, shows that I'm currently watching / not finished airing:

93. And you thought there is never a girl online

Generic (maybe) harem: Runescape edition
7/10

94. Kabaneri of the iron fortress

TRAAAAIN SIMULATOR BITCH MOTHER FUCKER WHAT YOU KNOW. TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH, STEAMPUNK TRAIN GO. I SMASH INTO THE STATION, YEH I'M ON TIME. STACKIN ZOMBIE BODIES AS THEY HOP ON MY LINE. RIDIN TRAINS ALL DAY CUS IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN 'POCALYPSE, BUT IT'S OK CUS MC'S SO MOTHERFUKIN OVERPOWERED.
CUS EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S A' ATTACK ON TITAN COPY, STILL WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES I REGRET NOTHING.
7/10

95. Re:Zero

Guy gets transported to fantasy world:
-expects magic powers and harem
-gets extremely traumatic groundhog day triggered by death
Basically fantasy steins;gate
10/10

96. SPACE DANDY

A show about a dandy guy, in space.
8/10

Kabaneri: thought it was an AoT clone, nope fucking better than it and more interesting. So yeah good shit, better characters all around.

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Madoka Magica made me bawl in a way I haven't experienced since Witchblade. Gotta take antidepresion breaks.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ReZero is pretty fucking amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That video on the history of Japan was fucking tops.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have seen things I know I liked in these lists, and things I'd merely heard of, ok time to watch some new stuff!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've given me some shows to watch. I appreciate you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Loved Madoka. Was definitely heavy. Just out of curiosity, did you make all the gifs for your lists?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The only one I made was the overlord one, although a few I had to use video to gif sites to get the right scenes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvoted strictly because of TRAIN SIMULATOR BITCH MOTHERFUCKER WHAT YOU KNOW!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Re:Zeros my new favorite ... So FUCKING GOOD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't give a shit about your favorite animes but this clearly took a lot of your time and effort and you care about it a lot so +1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

thanks brah

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These descriptions are on point.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Re:zero is legit my new addiction.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5/10 summer wars? Really?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another good show is space brothers, its a slice of life type show, but about space

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Planetes is probably my favorite space anime

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just finished watching Parasyte the other day, every episode had me going I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bill wurtz AND keyori? +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know you commented a long time ago but YES SOMEONE FINALLY COMMENTED ON THE BILL WURTZ VIDEO!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't stop

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 12

Believing

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Hold on to that feeling!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

HOLD ON TO THAT FEEELING

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

STREET LIGHTS!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

PEOPLE! GOIN DOWN THE BOULEVARD!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll admit it. I fucking love Re:Zero. It's super suspenseful and he dies like a bitch all the time, really messed up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't hate Summer Wars, it's a fun movie, but it's incredible how little sense it all makes if you stop to think about any of it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It makes much more sense than the Digimon movie. Summer wars is loosely plausible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen the Digimon movie, but at least Digimon has a ridiculous premise to blame for its ridiculousness. Summer Wars is "realistic".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, the Digimon movie that was released in the US was a cut-together, story-edited combination of 3 completely unrelated "movies"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved Vandread!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I only have seen Space Dandy out of these. I really enjoyed it. It's like a colourful and wicked Cowboy Bebop. Has some good laughs too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Overlord +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey @OP go watch charlotte. It starts... ah fuck it im not spoiling anything just go watch it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Planning on waiting for dub for that one, looks good though!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes charlotte holy shit that gave me some feels

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kabaneri is deliciously great! Even if it is a AOT ultra copy, at least the Mc is not an angsty teenager (a little bit maybe)

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Yeh I do prefer the MC in kabaneri, at least he overpowers stuff with engineering rather than magic willpower energy

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah, the only thing i didn't like about AoT was the angst, so kabaneri is currently in my top 5

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've watched the first 2 episodes and have so much I could say against it. Plz tell me why yall like it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

first off, the first five episodes kinda suck, so its better once you get those done its better, Second, the animation is good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

third, i really like how when they're in battle, you dont always see people die, because thats how its like in a war

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay Oda Nobuna finally got mentioned in some random list.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That show needs a second season so fucking bad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If ya want the novels I can send em to ya

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are a good person, gonna plus all your stuff

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeeeeee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally. I dislike a pretty good majority of the anime I watch. Madoka magicka was amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

It's good but imo it's not a 10/10

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's one of my two 10/10s

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Agreed. One of the very few series I actually own.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I got absolutely shitfaced and bought some of the figures, only 80% regret.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1/1 scale QB and godoka are on my desk. No regrets.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like a 1/1 scale godoka would crush my desk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that would take dedication. Nah she's normal 1/8 scale.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parasyte is pretty good. I don't know if the gif made a good job at showcasing the anime, but I laughed my ass of when I saw it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeh sorry, I've been trying to find at least semi funny gifs for most of these unless I wanted to show off something about the show

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the last one people, but if you do want more, I can do a bonus round with first impressions of anime i watched like 2 episodes of

9 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 14

You can also name it "the dumbshits guide to anime". I found this whole thing similar to wildpie101's "the dumbshits guide to dark souls"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You've done 96. You owe us 4 more for an even 100, then you're free to go.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moar

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fuckin' want this, my dude

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JUST DO IT!!!! Love you descriptions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vandread totally built a Harem, the 3 main chicks totally wanted His "meat tube". Also had a Trasngender 2nd in command.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may have forgot about the blonde chick, but considering the setting it did pretty well. Also fyi i havent finished the 2nd season

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh shit... uh... spoiler. sorry dude.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ahh dont worry its not exactly major!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

still, sorry for the spoiler.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPACE DANDY ONLY GETS AN 8?!?!?!? I guess that's fair

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i´ll upvote that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

personally I liked summer wars for the characters, plot requires suspension of disbelief on a fairly high level for that kind of setting tho

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude Dead on with Re:zero haven't been sucking into a anime this hard in a long time. honorable suggestions Charlotte and boku no hero.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Charlotte looks really good, waiting on a dub for that since I like to watch good anime in dub

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It starts off like some teenage rom com with powers. then ends like a mix of the matrix the last harry potter and looper mixed together

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also if you like cooking food wars is worth a watch, food porn has a new meaning lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DO EET!

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

No, just stop.

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No I quite think he should continue.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This one Denki-gai no Honya-san you has to do it (episode 5 for schrodingers panties)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I already have enough stuff for the bonus round, but if you want more after that I'm thinking I might take requests to do first impressions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plzz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well considering this got top comment I guess I'll do it, but might wait a little considering how oversaturated fp is with anime atm

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It is appreciated, lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

;-; Baby come back! You can blame it all on... Pokemon? Hal's flamy thing that moves a castle? Marbles that like digivolving for power?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

New anime count so far at 8, gonna need some more before I do a new part

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

=D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait dark, Madoka? I just don't see it. http://XkIRHXL">http:">imgur.co">XkIRHXL">http://imgur.com/XkIRHXL http://imgur.com/W0vlhly http://imgur.com/W0vlhly

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was going to say.. have you seen it? lol It's dark as shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posted the same .gif twice, fuck...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAHA FUCK YOU! YOU'LL CRY UNTIL YOUR TEAR DUCTS BLEED! http://SR8raHe">http">/imgur.c">/SR8raHe">http://imgur.com/SR8raHe /4vmukfF http://imgur.com/Jygexcu

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They don't call him Urobutcher for nothing (the writer)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know Ive always thought that the MM serise was stupid but now that i hear hes the director of this I want to watch it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's fucking amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought about stopping after the first couple episodes, but good lord does it get good in the 2nd half

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're sort of just, endlessly posting lists and a lot of the anime you're posting is crap.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 18

This is the last one, dont worry!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

if you watch any new series, i want you to describe them too

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

But shit that's the point. No filter on what's good or bad. Also fuck you for deciding someones taste is crap. It's all just stories.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

Also fuck you. No just fuck you, some dipshit white knight in comments "Oh don't talk bad about their choice" fuck off ya cunt

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

Nah you fuck off ya cunt. People's taste is theirs to have. Could just as well say all the shit you're into is crap.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Yeah, crap stories

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Something along the lines of your life? See how much bullshit intent that was filled with?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Holy shit you're mad lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Frustrated but yeah so?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1