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Aug 10, 2017 9:47 PM

ClassicGeorge

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But what if hitler was hanging upside down, like spiderman? Bet you didn't think of that...

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WTF

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v

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Sure, if they kiss straight on, nose-to-nose. But rotate a bit and they'll touch

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I'd like to think that Worf would bite off Hitler's head.

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Just because you have an imagination doesn't mean you should use it

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Depends on how/where they kiss. Or what you mean by mustache....

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Well i guess it wouldnt be gay then

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What do you mean "if"?

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It's not gay if the mustaches don't touch

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Not to mention the flames of passion that would rage through their soles consuming their beings like nothing they have ever felt before...

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Rage through their soles ? Not if they're wearing Doc Marten's !

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Well... you're not wrong

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I reject the premise of this joke.

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Depends on how they're kissing. Bow chicka bow wow.

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I feel like Worf would be more likely to just rip Hitler's arms off.

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"You. ...complete me." -Adolf

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Who thinks of this stuff?? Seriously OP you have too much time on your hands!

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It is science.

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Or they would compete each other

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Complete?

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Their mustaches make one full mustache

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OP have you never kissed anyone? Give me a break, nobody kisses straight on. Their noses get in the way.

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missed the joke.

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Nothing to miss, friend. No reference or anything. Unless it's a reference to a movie by the name of "Three Idiots" which is highly unlikey.

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Ooh look at you with your kisspertise.

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Who said anything about mouth to mouth?

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You just get your mouths as close as possible and do the rest with your tongue

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They wouldn't touch if they did a Spiderman kiss

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Worfs gap is probably big enough to acomodate the hitler-stashe, even at an angle.

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