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What grows after death.
Everyone loves a murder mystery.
It's always good to know your wolves.
Dwarf companion commits suicide.
Druid turns into a tree as the dragon approaches.
Chaotic evil in a nutshell.
lurkingcabbage
Out of my ass, this is about 20% DnD.
Pookaball
This is fun, but not all of them. Wish I had real people to play DnD with!
dreadlord901
@Retromist
violentPineapples
ZERO FUKIN DMG
rocketdonkey
Could have said DnDump.
LaughinCoffin
Once convinced an entire mob of bad guys that there was no oxygen and I have also blocked a meteor with a shield. Everything else, FAILS
Masterofdisgust
i wanna do DnD
brodyd2
When you see an oglaf-comic and hope for more, is when you realize how much of a softcore place imgur has become.
B4rryBl4ck
great stufg
annoyingjoe
http://imgur.com/8jJ2sfa
RealScienceMan
The skeletons in my closest take half damage from piercing.
HeyGafilimore
That isn't gold the skeleton is stealing. They're skeleton sheckles the people had previously spooked from him. He's spookin em back
Ssssssssssss
The one about how your GM looks when he sees how bad you got hit, my DM made that face at me once.
fartharder
Fuken Oglaf!
cloudfartz
Not enough penis
fartharder
Oglaf is always good for a penis or twelve.
Virtuoso
Halfling Diviner with the Luck feat... what's a 1?
ElderArthurMaxon
DM's must hate you
Virtuoso
It's more of a response to the kind of "critical fumble" assholery which dictates that a level 20 fighter fumbles more than anyone else.
NoSenatorYourOutOfOrder
I chose Sithrak as my god in our D&D campaign. The blind mad gibberer is not to be trifled with.
Diltron
I'm in a campaign right now where every time I get a new mount I name it Tiffany with a number after it showing which Tiffany it is.
emberfish
I had a friend in HS who hated rolling up new characters, so he always played a Half-Orc Barbarian named Udo, Son of Udo, Son of Udo, etc.
Diltron
That's a pretty good idea if you don't wanna swap character types actually
PastaSatan
What number Tiffany are you on?
Diltron
Next Tiff will be Tiffany III. I just joined in a long running campaign, but I feel there will be many more Tiffanys in my future.
thumper08
I used to have a d20 that seemed only to exist to give me 1's
WriteStuff
I have a couple that only roll 18 - 20, and a couple that only roll 1 - 5. I give those to people I don't like. :-)
WolfBoy0612
I know this pain... I was a useless badass for several sessions with my dwarf greatweapon fighter.
FizzleJysics
As the DM of a long standing group, there are definitely personalities of d20s. My friend's either game him <3 or >18. "The Fickle Mistress"
ThisguySP
One of the guys in our group has never met 18 of the numbers on that die.
chriswhitewrites
Into the microwave.
BlueSpaceLizard
It failed it's own save!
TENpenny1989
?
CityYeti
It let's you weigh down dice
Jak29
Sometimes you have to destroy a dice and leave it's remains with the others as a warning.
YourLordCthulhu
We always froze them to make them brittle (with dryice preferably) and smashed them with a hammer
lordcaric
Played a campaign where the main villain was immortal like Highlander. At 1st level, my buddy decapitated the villain in his own castle (1/2
lordcaric
(2/2) with a natural 20 and a battle axe. Campaign over.
AkLonewolf
oh, well sounds like bad DMing then.
lordcaric
Yeah, it was the guys' first attempt and he started the campaign off in the villain's castle. It was funny though.
AkLonewolf