DnD dump

Jul 26, 2016 5:56 AM

Thestarfighter5

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What grows after death.

Everyone loves a murder mystery.

It's always good to know your wolves.

Dwarf companion commits suicide.

Druid turns into a tree as the dragon approaches.

Chaotic evil in a nutshell.

Out of my ass, this is about 20% DnD.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fun, but not all of them. Wish I had real people to play DnD with!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@Retromist

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZERO FUKIN DMG

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Could have said DnDump.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Once convinced an entire mob of bad guys that there was no oxygen and I have also blocked a meteor with a shield. Everything else, FAILS

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i wanna do DnD

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you see an oglaf-comic and hope for more, is when you realize how much of a softcore place imgur has become.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

great stufg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The skeletons in my closest take half damage from piercing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That isn't gold the skeleton is stealing. They're skeleton sheckles the people had previously spooked from him. He's spookin em back

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one about how your GM looks when he sees how bad you got hit, my DM made that face at me once.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuken Oglaf!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not enough penis

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oglaf is always good for a penis or twelve.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Halfling Diviner with the Luck feat... what's a 1?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DM's must hate you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's more of a response to the kind of "critical fumble" assholery which dictates that a level 20 fighter fumbles more than anyone else.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I chose Sithrak as my god in our D&D campaign. The blind mad gibberer is not to be trifled with.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in a campaign right now where every time I get a new mount I name it Tiffany with a number after it showing which Tiffany it is.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I had a friend in HS who hated rolling up new characters, so he always played a Half-Orc Barbarian named Udo, Son of Udo, Son of Udo, etc.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty good idea if you don't wanna swap character types actually

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What number Tiffany are you on?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Next Tiff will be Tiffany III. I just joined in a long running campaign, but I feel there will be many more Tiffanys in my future.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to have a d20 that seemed only to exist to give me 1's

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

I have a couple that only roll 18 - 20, and a couple that only roll 1 - 5. I give those to people I don't like. :-)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know this pain... I was a useless badass for several sessions with my dwarf greatweapon fighter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the DM of a long standing group, there are definitely personalities of d20s. My friend's either game him <3 or >18. "The Fickle Mistress"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

One of the guys in our group has never met 18 of the numbers on that die.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Into the microwave.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

It failed it's own save!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It let's you weigh down dice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes you have to destroy a dice and leave it's remains with the others as a warning.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

We always froze them to make them brittle (with dryice preferably) and smashed them with a hammer

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Played a campaign where the main villain was immortal like Highlander. At 1st level, my buddy decapitated the villain in his own castle (1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) with a natural 20 and a battle axe. Campaign over.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, well sounds like bad DMing then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it was the guys' first attempt and he started the campaign off in the villain's castle. It was funny though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

an attempt was made is what matters. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0