Oct 1, 2022 3:49 AM
godsfriedegg
133555
2024
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scoutMoonDiver
katidragon
sniggledick
fbutaric
Nitinol, shape memory. Cool metal, 50/50% nickel titanium
lddiaz
hetherweaversmagic
SCIENCE BITCH
BobKemp
I was in the pool. There's shrinkage
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
v
RupertQZerconia
Explain the second one to me.
ZebraCockSandwich
magnets
thefastandthefourier
It’s called shrinkage.
tipsbandana
https://imgur.com/NWrNpiU
Betterbecauseofthem
So, where can I purchase one of these physics?
foreverisjustonemoredayaway
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BUY EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING CONSUMERISTICALLY COMMERCIALIZED CAPITALIST cough cough ahem for you my friend 5 dolla.
FiberOpticOatmeal
Try the gift shop of a science museum, they usually sell all kinds of interesting stuff
Hotsauceman
WITCHCRAFT!!!!
mirrorz
HEY MCFLY, YOU BOJO! THOSE BOARDS DONT WORK ON WATER. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT POWER!
LylaLexie
What I learned from this is that a dangling pendulum will eventually swing into a vagina.
Doismellbacon
Came back to updoot this
popejubal
Honey, I wasn’t cheating. My dick is just a dangling pendulum.
bendaresall
How does the spinning top hover? There's no explanation if it's magnets. Cuz that's super neat.
LooseyGooseyBrett
FisheswithDynamite
Wait wait....what the fuck is up with the top? Is it magnets too? It can't be.
pdp1
When my kid asks me, “Why does do ?” My answer is “physics”
RElGNMAN
So it really was the cold water.
greetingspeasants
Vatafeo
For that last one look up theo jansen strandbeesten https://youtube.com/user/strandbeestfilm
FabulouslyTiti
And if you're in the Netherlands for whatever reason, come to the Kunstmuseum in Den Haag, we've got 'm on display outside. :3
5NoteHalf
Not gonna lie. Was expecting dickbutt on the pendulum.
proracing53
SLCtechie
#1 IT WAS IN THE POOL!
AdrianDunne
I thought having a Nickel-Titanium dick sounded badass, how wrong I was.
AdrianMole
Significant shrinkage!
jakobbp
Like a frightened turtle.
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
I'm not impressed! I can do that too!
GingerHunter
Physics is all cool and fun until they break out the formulae and half a page long assignments for homework.
qwertdeep
That is the fun part of physics! I remember using about 3 sides of paper for one question and then in our tutorial our professor showed us/
jacblake
Ha! Sucker! Paper only has 2 sides!
How to solve the same problem in about 5 lines, all we had to do was change the frame of reference
JarethCutestory
AttilaTheHungover
That windmill walking thing is a miniature Strandbeest, check out Theo Jansen on YouTube: https://youtu.be/LewVEF2B_pM
ricpaul
BTW "Strandbeest" translates to Beach Beast. These things are absolutely amazing (and somewhat terrifying).
mastabates72
MyVerySmarterUserName
Quantum mechanical spin of electrons.. Pauli’s exclusion principle.. Hund’s rule.. magnetic interaction between neighboring atoms’ magnetic
dipoles..
MemeusCalgar
Nope, miracles.
blumbrothersgin4ever
My friend needs the one with the floating top explained.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
It's not magnets.
Bytencoder
Indeed. Diamagnets.
HoneNathan
It is magnets.
Diamagnetism. NOT "regular" magnets (ferromagnetism)
grimwyrd
Neodymium dipole ferromagnets arranged north-north to repel and stabilized by the gyroscopic effect of the spinning top. (not diamagnets)
CeruleanSky1988
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!? YOU DONT KNOW!
Swk62
Relativistic artefact. Charges in motion (often spinning) coupled with the finite speed of light.
RichardPicture
It’s my favorite hobby.
Akurei00
I0VE525P00GE
Did anyone ever explain it to him?
iMcFly
Yes I do; they’re actually quite simple.
SanshinDojo
Thank you, oh wise one.
waudey912
WoTLert
Mostly by alignment of ferro-magnetic particles.
DaveSamsonite
Stop it or you’ll attract juggalos, and they won’t stop talking about juggalo nation…:
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning thinking that juggalo nation couldn't be much worse than the timeline we're living in...
It’s fine they just want to talk your ears off about it
KilroyLichking
they work because of quantum physics. but how does quantum physics work? i could tell you but observing the answer changes it.
ExTechOp
The floating spinning magnet thing used to be sold under the name "Levitron", and there are now multiple Chinese dealers for them.
Tarmaccian
The straandbeest walker is a kit you can buy, too.
Naramumu
You go run for president now
badatediting
Can't run on an anti science platform only. Gotta have racism in the mix as well /s
MaelstromSama
Magnets are a Jewish invention used to make black people commit more crimes.
Physics is everywhere and is everything. I could point at a pine cone and say physics and I’d be correct.
RuijiRiku
Everything is made of chemicals.
schlami
Physics is the ability to recognize it and trying to explain it. GO PHYSICS!
NikkiManajOfficial
My highschool punk rock band was called "Sounds like Physics" we were terrible.
TsubakiTragic
In the world of science there is math... the rest is finger painting.
SoupCanMan
*I0VE525P00GE holds up a pinecone* Behold! A physics!
HedonistBeard
But this is FUN physics. Pointing at things is boring physics.
SwoopNasty
But, is it Jackie Chan?
yellowrock
Pinecones are only physics if they're falling or being thrown, otherwise they are math. Fibonacci spiral yo.
Yellowchopsticks
https://xkcd.com/435/
ScottLovesCake
Nah, I think that's biology.
phisteen
Everything is either physics or philosophy.
suckstoyourauntie
So, physics covers what, how, when, and where...but psychology is just why?.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Physics covers the "why", philosophy covers the 200th level of "why" when a child keeps asking.
dannne
Yeah physics!... Bitch!
[deleted]
Pinecones are interesting, educational and cool.
W0lfsbl00d
Molecular and quantum physics isn't cool? Just because you don't see or understand the physics doesn't mean it isnt cool or you can't learn.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Physics
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Quantum electrodynamics. This post, I mean.
NachoPete
An accurate but confusing textbook cover.
WaterDragonHaku
myproudburner
KillerTofu69
*slaps pinecone* "you can fit so many physics in there"
davegur
You forgot to point at it.
ElbowdeepinElmo
No I didn't, you just didn't see me do it. Physics.
preyingmanti
There it is.
ChefLes
^
pianostacatto
"TWO POINTS TO HOUSE! PHYSICS"
scoutMoonDiver
katidragon
sniggledick
fbutaric
Nitinol, shape memory. Cool metal, 50/50% nickel titanium
lddiaz
hetherweaversmagic
SCIENCE BITCH
BobKemp
I was in the pool. There's shrinkage
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
RupertQZerconia
Explain the second one to me.
ZebraCockSandwich
magnets
thefastandthefourier
It’s called shrinkage.
tipsbandana
https://imgur.com/NWrNpiU
Betterbecauseofthem
So, where can I purchase one of these physics?
foreverisjustonemoredayaway
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BUY EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING CONSUMERISTICALLY COMMERCIALIZED CAPITALIST cough cough ahem for you my friend 5 dolla.
FiberOpticOatmeal
Try the gift shop of a science museum, they usually sell all kinds of interesting stuff
Hotsauceman
WITCHCRAFT!!!!
mirrorz
HEY MCFLY, YOU BOJO! THOSE BOARDS DONT WORK ON WATER. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT POWER!
LylaLexie
What I learned from this is that a dangling pendulum will eventually swing into a vagina.
Doismellbacon
Came back to updoot this
popejubal
Honey, I wasn’t cheating. My dick is just a dangling pendulum.
bendaresall
How does the spinning top hover? There's no explanation if it's magnets. Cuz that's super neat.
LooseyGooseyBrett
FisheswithDynamite
Wait wait....what the fuck is up with the top? Is it magnets too? It can't be.
pdp1
When my kid asks me, “Why does do ?” My answer is “physics”
RElGNMAN
So it really was the cold water.
greetingspeasants
Vatafeo
For that last one look up theo jansen strandbeesten https://youtube.com/user/strandbeestfilm
FabulouslyTiti
And if you're in the Netherlands for whatever reason, come to the Kunstmuseum in Den Haag, we've got 'm on display outside. :3
5NoteHalf
Not gonna lie. Was expecting dickbutt on the pendulum.
proracing53
SLCtechie
#1 IT WAS IN THE POOL!
AdrianDunne
I thought having a Nickel-Titanium dick sounded badass, how wrong I was.
AdrianMole
Significant shrinkage!
jakobbp
Like a frightened turtle.
LooseyGooseyBrett
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
I'm not impressed! I can do that too!
GingerHunter
Physics is all cool and fun until they break out the formulae and half a page long assignments for homework.
qwertdeep
That is the fun part of physics! I remember using about 3 sides of paper for one question and then in our tutorial our professor showed us/
jacblake
Ha! Sucker! Paper only has 2 sides!
qwertdeep
How to solve the same problem in about 5 lines, all we had to do was change the frame of reference
JarethCutestory
AttilaTheHungover
That windmill walking thing is a miniature Strandbeest, check out Theo Jansen on YouTube: https://youtu.be/LewVEF2B_pM
ricpaul
BTW "Strandbeest" translates to Beach Beast. These things are absolutely amazing (and somewhat terrifying).
mastabates72
MyVerySmarterUserName
Quantum mechanical spin of electrons.. Pauli’s exclusion principle.. Hund’s rule.. magnetic interaction between neighboring atoms’ magnetic
MyVerySmarterUserName
dipoles..
MemeusCalgar
Nope, miracles.
blumbrothersgin4ever
My friend needs the one with the floating top explained.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
It's not magnets.
Bytencoder
Indeed. Diamagnets.
HoneNathan
It is magnets.
Bytencoder
Diamagnetism. NOT "regular" magnets (ferromagnetism)
grimwyrd
Neodymium dipole ferromagnets arranged north-north to repel and stabilized by the gyroscopic effect of the spinning top. (not diamagnets)
CeruleanSky1988
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!? YOU DONT KNOW!
Swk62
Relativistic artefact. Charges in motion (often spinning) coupled with the finite speed of light.
RichardPicture
jacblake
It’s my favorite hobby.
Akurei00
I0VE525P00GE
Did anyone ever explain it to him?
iMcFly
Yes I do; they’re actually quite simple.
SanshinDojo
Thank you, oh wise one.
waudey912
WoTLert
Mostly by alignment of ferro-magnetic particles.
DaveSamsonite
Stop it or you’ll attract juggalos, and they won’t stop talking about juggalo nation…:
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning thinking that juggalo nation couldn't be much worse than the timeline we're living in...
DaveSamsonite
It’s fine they just want to talk your ears off about it
KilroyLichking
they work because of quantum physics. but how does quantum physics work? i could tell you but observing the answer changes it.
ExTechOp
The floating spinning magnet thing used to be sold under the name "Levitron", and there are now multiple Chinese dealers for them.
Tarmaccian
The straandbeest walker is a kit you can buy, too.
Naramumu
You go run for president now
badatediting
Can't run on an anti science platform only. Gotta have racism in the mix as well /s
MaelstromSama
Magnets are a Jewish invention used to make black people commit more crimes.
I0VE525P00GE
Physics is everywhere and is everything. I could point at a pine cone and say physics and I’d be correct.
RuijiRiku
Everything is made of chemicals.
schlami
Physics is the ability to recognize it and trying to explain it. GO PHYSICS!
NikkiManajOfficial
My highschool punk rock band was called "Sounds like Physics" we were terrible.
TsubakiTragic
In the world of science there is math... the rest is finger painting.
SoupCanMan
*I0VE525P00GE holds up a pinecone* Behold! A physics!
HedonistBeard
But this is FUN physics. Pointing at things is boring physics.
SwoopNasty
But, is it Jackie Chan?
yellowrock
Pinecones are only physics if they're falling or being thrown, otherwise they are math. Fibonacci spiral yo.
Yellowchopsticks
https://xkcd.com/435/
ScottLovesCake
Nah, I think that's biology.
phisteen
Everything is either physics or philosophy.
suckstoyourauntie
So, physics covers what, how, when, and where...but psychology is just why?.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Physics covers the "why", philosophy covers the 200th level of "why" when a child keeps asking.
dannne
Yeah physics!... Bitch!
[deleted]
[deleted]
MaelstromSama
Pinecones are interesting, educational and cool.
W0lfsbl00d
Molecular and quantum physics isn't cool? Just because you don't see or understand the physics doesn't mean it isnt cool or you can't learn.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Physics
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Quantum electrodynamics. This post, I mean.
NachoPete
An accurate but confusing textbook cover.
WaterDragonHaku
myproudburner
KillerTofu69
*slaps pinecone* "you can fit so many physics in there"
davegur
You forgot to point at it.
ElbowdeepinElmo
No I didn't, you just didn't see me do it. Physics.
preyingmanti
davegur
There it is.
ChefLes
^
scoutMoonDiver
pianostacatto
"TWO POINTS TO HOUSE! PHYSICS"