Laneskydoodlethe2nd
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Because he dodges bullets Avi.
This movie is awesome. Carry on chums. Just wanted to state the obvious.
Edit: Woohoo most viral! Thanks everybody!
Feb 3, 2018 4:33 PM
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
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Because he dodges bullets Avi.
This movie is awesome. Carry on chums. Just wanted to state the obvious.
Edit: Woohoo most viral! Thanks everybody!
m0wgli
Fookin Pikys
Chrsstffr
Anything to declare? Yeah, don't go to England
Chrsstffr
i fucking hate pikeys
dancelikeyousharted
I don’t care if he’s Muhammed ‘I’m ‘ard’ Bruce Lee, you can’t change fighters!
tinner20
Is he allowed to do that? It’s unlicensed boxing match Tommy, not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other
Oldestavocado
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
pfreis
Protection! Protection from wha? Zee Germans?
spinloaded
cacapoopydoody4
Ya stay til de jobs done!
HauntingPariah
Whats wrong with this one? Oh nothing, Tommy. Its tip top. Its just Im not sure about the color.
WheeereAreMyFlapjacks
Favorite line from the movie, bar none
HauntingPariah
Mine too
iceM4
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?
jesusisherelookbusy
"This is a shotgun." "It's a fuckin' anit aircraft gun, Vincent!" "But I wanna raise some pulses." "You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!!"
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Why t'fuck I wanna caravan wos' gat no feckin' wheels!?
MotherFukaJonez
Proper fucked
OopsImAPumpkin
Yes, Tommy, before ze Germans get here.
theinternetbased
Because he dodges bullets!
FlancrestEnterprises
Perrywinkle blue fellas
EricSSmith
CARAVAN.
Pyoormental
It's fur me ma!
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Next time you stop me whilst I’m walking I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off. - Bricktop
TheMundo
“You can land a jumbo jet in there.”
iceM4
*jumbo fucking jet
Twasnotluckbutskill
Tyrone
soaksloginwood
Ye, Dad ya told us.
CptNTennille
All. Bets. Are. Off.
JokeDudeR
I kinda found that chick sexy
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
I aint fucking buying that
CptNTennille
Well that's handy, cause I ain't fucking selling it.
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Easily my favourite scene from the entire film.
greenbeary13133
Or Boris the blade
notactuallyabrownman
Or Boris the sneaky fucking Russian.
goosenman
Oh Tyrone what have you done?
GeneVagina
You silly fat bastard
Skizzlesnap
“It was a funny angle.””It was behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya’”
SuburbanCommando
I say "It was a funny angle..." all the time to my GF.
Stanbob
"space was too tight" "you could park a bloody jumbo jet in there"
jesusisherelookbusy
"Tyrone... You SILLY FAT BASTARD!"
tinner20
Hey leave Tyrone alone, he’s a professional. Aren’t you Tyrone?
krs84
Course I am.
GloriousMonkfish
'Course I am
shortstop23
A professional fuckin' idiot!
Anamesolongnoonecouldhavepossiblychosenit2
The tags earned you my +1
Gemmasaur
Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
LemmingLife
You took the f---ing jam out of my doughnuts Gemmasaur. You did!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
D'ya like dags?
theslybanananana
SonOfRhys
Fek aff
Psymon100
Boris the sneaky fuckin’ Russian
EricSSmith
ohhhh DOGS. yea, i like dogs
sv650n03
Ah fookin HET pikeys!
gunstarzz
*ba squeak rk*
GuyInTheBack
dags?
NewtGinGrinch
Fr4nkTh3T4nk
Periwinkle blue.
Keltic69
I like caravans more.
ZebbyIsWitty
Da fook do I wan wit a caravan dats got no fookin wheels
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
A wha?
koops
Dawgs he said dawgs!
RealJoshBraddy
Because he's a sneaky fucking Russian that's why
Ramiusalpha
Oh dogs, yeah I like dogs. I like caravans more.
Zarf42
i'm partial to the periwinkle blue
jp189512
it's for me ma
mrpleasant97
What's happening with those sausages Charlie?
ScubaSteve544
Two minutes Turkish
HauntingPariah
Five minutes, Turkish
mrpleasant97
You said two minutes, five minutes ago
Ailin87
*silent concentration*
magicalmysterytour
2 minutes, Turkish.
NewtGinGrinch
I'll tell ya what. I'll do it for a caravan.
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Ya like dags?
haveueverwentfast
I like caravans more
BigFatPaulee
Toppa da range and all dat!
latinsaint
Perrywinkle blue!
ActionJohnnie
Wat?
thefuckinpikey
Itsnotfirme..itsfirmema
BigFatPaulee
"Your what?"... All Pikeys: "HIS MA!"
ActionJohnnie
Shows picture
BigFatPaulee
Hahahaha She is a bute!
tinner20
It was us who wanted the caravan in the first place
NewtGinGrinch
It's not for me. It's for me ma.
tinner20
You’re what?
Abhorrentscorn
His ma
Bardcrest
I prefer lock, stock, and two smoking barrels.
Selerox
I think preferring either is entirely appropriate.
BloodyTanookiSuit
Chiiiiill Win-ston
vigothecruel
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda pussy that’ll drink it.
latinsaint
Rock and Rolla is another good one!
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
Another solid movie.
PressureWashington
I love how the story lines overlap between the two! - if you pay attention.
Bardcrest
What other movie has death by dildo?
PressureWashington
Hell yeah it is.
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
They're both good movies and should be watched back to back.
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
In what order?
IWishPeopleWouldStopStealingMyUsernames
Lock, Stock then Snatch
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
You guys gave exact opposite answers. Ive seen snatch multiple times but never lock, stock. So which is it?
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Snatch then lock stock. At the end you could give your girl two smoking barrels. New meaning to Netflix and chill.
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
0, offended someone's I did.