Feb 21, 2016 6:31 PM
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Neednoggle
I hope that guy gets hit in the face by a meteorite.
TOMMOEX
I hope that was just a joke setup because I would have a long long talk about what just happened if I was related
EspressoMachine
Plot Twist: She is jail for murdering him with that same fork.
Homegrowntygo
I don't know if I should upvote or downvote
peterhjp
Upvote for public awareness
Urushiol
Is she dead now?
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
What a fucking arsehole
ThatKTMguy
What's sad is there is no way this is a surprise to her. This type of behavior doesn't manifest itself for the first time in public... :(
levetiracetam
Not the first time and not the last. This sort of thing escalates. I'm wondering how much concealer she's got on.
Lokeen
What a douche bag.
Tatelina
This is from a Turkish wedding. It makes me said to think that this kind of behaviour is culturally acceptable. :(
bdawg55
If this doesn't scream run like hell then I don't know what does.
whathappenedtoalltheanvils
I want this to be fake. Like it's a clip from a European sit-com where a guy got hypnotised into thinking he is a cat when he hears "cake"
European why?
No reason really, not trying to make a assumption or anything, just the bride was beautiful and looked European to me.
qualcosa
She needs to run, far away.
SassySemen
Chances are she won't. She knew how he was and still married him. It's sad, but it happens :(
rubbarz
Guess this is a spanish wedding, he will hunt her down. Spanish dudes are crazy af when it comes to ex's.
Kitax
the sad thing is that she probably will not...
Yep
eyeofthepanda
W T F
Imsotiredofyouamerica
He's a cunt, run woman, run.
Hydr0p0nik
Wtf! This is the type of guy who can only beat women and turns into a little bitch when confronted by a real man. Little bitch ass!
daelith
And that's when half the family asked the cameraman to stop recording. "I only need what you got for her annulment."
AidynRocka
Fuck that piece of shit! Fucking hitting her on her special day. Hitting her at all. Fuck that guy. Goddamnit, I'm so fucking pissed.
HocusPokesUs
I've seen this gif quite a few times now... Is there any follow up at this point?
LavaAxe
Next gif is from her funeral.
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
This is so scary, I hope she has a family member that took him aside and straightened him out
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
She's probably so defeated because she grew up with it. Depressing, but I've seen it so many times.
copperflux
That bride is earily similar to me on my wedding day. We are divorced now...
IStoleATimeLordAndIRanAway
Solidarity, sister.
Thanks everyone. I'm good now. :-D
betterave
I'm glad you're free. Never go back to that, please.
Cheomesh
D:
Drewscifer
I am so sorry you couldn't get out of that sooner
wtoddp
From the beginning all the way through she seems... Sedated? Maybe she knew already and just didn't know how to get out of this :(
StarryPlough
lol how does this nonsense have 22 upvotes
JackBackAttack
Probably an arranged marriage, somewhere in Southwest Asia.
undernourishedandovercaffeinated
She looks very drunk and she needs to run ASAP
jinky74
I kept thinking heroin.
thebearislooking
I can't stop watching this. I'm getting angrier every time.
Tekhead
Take a break. Walk outside. Punch a tree. Burn it off. No matter how righteous, anger will burn you out if you let it build.
SteveIrwinIsMySpiritAnimal
This hits way too close to home. My aunt married an abusive man who eventually murdered her. It all starts with little outbursts like this.
True. Very sadly and horribly true.
I tell every woman in abusive relationships the same thing. "When he tells you to get in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are."
IWasntReady4This
ANNULMENT
MorePunkThanMe
ARRANGED
flatdeer
This, please.
ButserBrown
Ladies I will never treat you like this, Mostly cuase i won't marry you
Not even; on the wedding day, the papers aren't even filed.
Corrodias
Wouldn't that vary?
Nah, it's after the ceremony that the paperwork is signed and submitted, usually.
isthisnecessary
I think in most countries you attain the license before the ceremony and it's signed and witnessed after the vows. You're married.
One last chance to see how your potential spouse behaves under pressure, eh? This might vary by state, in the USA. Common-law marriage.
batmanmf
That's a piece of shit human being right there.
frankmanhattan
Right?! Fill the stomach, empty the balls. Don't tease him with either.
WhompKleetus
Die
TheUub
Yeah, never tease a man with cake
Imghurrr
Hahahahahhaa
FrostytheSnowcolt
Fuck the haters, that was gold.
CaptainHammer13
Shes cute. That sucks looks like she started to smile. then realized how fucked she was for the rest of her life.
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EdgarAllanPokemon
It would suck less.
Fuck you asshole
No thanks.
prose11396
They probably meant cute as in happy. Having fun. Jovial. Just guessing from context.
No.... i merely said she was cute fucking sue me ... douche.
Apparently im and i do not feel alone on this one. Yes you appear "douche" like so i am calling you out... douche...
heatherkb85
Says a lot about her family culture that no one stepped up and decked him that moment, bc that's what would've happened in my family.
corneliusgansevoort
I'm not the kind of person who would deck anyone, but I WOULD BOO THAT MAN SO HARD RIGHT TO HIS FACE.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Agreed, if that'd had happened to me, he'd be in pieces before the cake hit the ground.
GylfieTheOwl
More likely it says something about the culture in general. No way to tell where this was done but likely in a culture where this is common.
knurll
Dude looks like a guinea.
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
at my brothers wedding he kept referring to his bartender as a "fag" I waited until the after party 1/2
then I told him if he ever used that word in front of me again I would beat him up in front of his new wife. 2/2
tankdog420
Fag
How very Internet of you.
You first cry baby
InitHello
Check out their comment history. They're not even worth the time to type "die"
Killertomato84
just the fact that he has the balls to do that in front of people is what is scary.
jubilantpoppyseed
At their wedding no less
AlphaVictor4
Fuck him... I hope she left him soon after... He is the kinda guy that needs to get his ass beat by her family.
PutItInMyUsb
They probably approve this...
panther66
Looks like an Albanian
slickrick9
No balls just stupidity
DuckSeason
I'm impressed with the number of short words you put that sentence together with!
ifeelyou
M'lady
oldpudding
Ha haa
snaplecrackle
Tips spaghetti
YamatoIouko
I dunno. Wedding day, super stressful and all that, I could see why it might boil up like that even if he's normally not like this.
mimblewimble
Because it's okay to act this way when stressed? No. That is a clear red flag for future stressful situations that will turn violent.
I'm not saying it's OKAY to act like this. But assuming he'll be violent all the time from one outburst is short-sighted.
No it's not. It's a clear indication of how he handles stress and actions like this are almost always repeated.
...well, if he deals with marriage-level stress on a regular basis, you might have a point. He might have felt bad later, too.
All you guys are really doing is getting an emotional high out taking a moral high ground with ambiguous context.
While on camera, with (presumably) the bride's family watching. If that was my sister, my new brother-in-law and I would have a LONG talk.
Textuality
It'd be a fairly short talk I think. You. *punch* Do. *punch* Not. *punch* Do. *punch* That. *punch* To. *punch* My. *punch* Sister. *punch*
*cha-Klick* Do we understand each other?
CrazyKateKoons
If my dad, granddad, uncles, or God forbid, my mother ever saw that, he would magically disappear the next day and would never be seen again
RicecakesMcgee
Long talk = punch in the face
ThatCanadianViking
Yea but he wouldn't be able to talk due to his jaw being wired shut.
Hodor1
He'd have a long foot in his ass. - red forman
thewhiskeyrunner
If one of my 5 brothers saw this, I don't think they'd hesitate to tear him up on the spot. Also, +1 to all of you.
asspickle
He doesn't seem like the talking type
He'll be too busy digging. I'll do most of the talking, really.
Riannomore
You... I like you.
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
I'd have a short talk with him. And it would be "Hoooonnnnkkkkkk..... Thud"
UnlikelyMotivation
Why would gor honk first?
So he knows it's coming.
Naw, making a man dig his own grave in the woods takes forever. We'd have plenty of time to chat.
I like the way you think.
Skeif
Awesome follow up
I prefer violence
You don't know what a euphemism is, do you?
I know what it is I like being straight.
Good for you.
zo1dberg
Imagine then what he's willing to do behind closed doors..
MichaelZola
Imagine what he would do for a Klondike bar?!!!
Girthzilla
Sex
Hehe
SavagePatchKids
Don't know why you're being downvoted. "You're not allowed to have your own sense of humor" -people on imgur i guess
Doesn't bother me hehe
Did I guess wrong?
Unsafefurball
Lmfao are you people really this stupid, it's bc his first comment insinuated rape and his second comment was our chance to say ya ur dumb
TheStealthHippopotamus
I love how you have more upvoted on this then downvotes on the original comment. Like the sensitive ones just can't click one more time
TheDejectedEntourage
Damn it that was funny. You've made points, too
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Because unless you conform to the hive mind that is imgur, you get relentlessly down voted. It's like tumblr but with less death threats
imshibagel
-44 and +17 wtf is with this community
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
I upvoted both. Just because
BrienneofTarthsJumboJunk
We are a fickle bunch
driveslow
I haven't laughed all day, and this made me literal lol. -84 and +97 pts
Still netted positive points so jokes on them haha
Shhh don't tell them!
Neednoggle
I hope that guy gets hit in the face by a meteorite.
TOMMOEX
I hope that was just a joke setup because I would have a long long talk about what just happened if I was related
EspressoMachine
Plot Twist: She is jail for murdering him with that same fork.
Homegrowntygo
I don't know if I should upvote or downvote
peterhjp
Upvote for public awareness
Urushiol
Is she dead now?
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
What a fucking arsehole
ThatKTMguy
What's sad is there is no way this is a surprise to her. This type of behavior doesn't manifest itself for the first time in public... :(
levetiracetam
Not the first time and not the last. This sort of thing escalates. I'm wondering how much concealer she's got on.
Lokeen
What a douche bag.
Tatelina
This is from a Turkish wedding. It makes me said to think that this kind of behaviour is culturally acceptable. :(
bdawg55
If this doesn't scream run like hell then I don't know what does.
whathappenedtoalltheanvils
I want this to be fake. Like it's a clip from a European sit-com where a guy got hypnotised into thinking he is a cat when he hears "cake"
peterhjp
European why?
whathappenedtoalltheanvils
No reason really, not trying to make a assumption or anything, just the bride was beautiful and looked European to me.
qualcosa
She needs to run, far away.
SassySemen
Chances are she won't. She knew how he was and still married him. It's sad, but it happens :(
rubbarz
Guess this is a spanish wedding, he will hunt her down. Spanish dudes are crazy af when it comes to ex's.
Kitax
the sad thing is that she probably will not...
qualcosa
Yep
eyeofthepanda
W T F
Imsotiredofyouamerica
He's a cunt, run woman, run.
Hydr0p0nik
Wtf! This is the type of guy who can only beat women and turns into a little bitch when confronted by a real man. Little bitch ass!
daelith
And that's when half the family asked the cameraman to stop recording. "I only need what you got for her annulment."
AidynRocka
Fuck that piece of shit! Fucking hitting her on her special day. Hitting her at all. Fuck that guy. Goddamnit, I'm so fucking pissed.
HocusPokesUs
I've seen this gif quite a few times now... Is there any follow up at this point?
LavaAxe
Next gif is from her funeral.
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
This is so scary, I hope she has a family member that took him aside and straightened him out
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
She's probably so defeated because she grew up with it. Depressing, but I've seen it so many times.
copperflux
That bride is earily similar to me on my wedding day. We are divorced now...
IStoleATimeLordAndIRanAway
Solidarity, sister.
copperflux
Thanks everyone. I'm good now. :-D
betterave
I'm glad you're free. Never go back to that, please.
Cheomesh
D:
Drewscifer
I am so sorry you couldn't get out of that sooner
wtoddp
From the beginning all the way through she seems... Sedated? Maybe she knew already and just didn't know how to get out of this :(
StarryPlough
lol how does this nonsense have 22 upvotes
JackBackAttack
Probably an arranged marriage, somewhere in Southwest Asia.
undernourishedandovercaffeinated
She looks very drunk and she needs to run ASAP
jinky74
I kept thinking heroin.
thebearislooking
I can't stop watching this. I'm getting angrier every time.
Tekhead
Take a break. Walk outside. Punch a tree. Burn it off. No matter how righteous, anger will burn you out if you let it build.
SteveIrwinIsMySpiritAnimal
This hits way too close to home. My aunt married an abusive man who eventually murdered her. It all starts with little outbursts like this.
betterave
True. Very sadly and horribly true.
Tekhead
I tell every woman in abusive relationships the same thing. "When he tells you to get in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are."
IWasntReady4This
ANNULMENT
MorePunkThanMe
ARRANGED
flatdeer
This, please.
ButserBrown
Ladies I will never treat you like this, Mostly cuase i won't marry you
Cheomesh
Not even; on the wedding day, the papers aren't even filed.
Corrodias
Wouldn't that vary?
Cheomesh
Nah, it's after the ceremony that the paperwork is signed and submitted, usually.
isthisnecessary
I think in most countries you attain the license before the ceremony and it's signed and witnessed after the vows. You're married.
Corrodias
One last chance to see how your potential spouse behaves under pressure, eh? This might vary by state, in the USA. Common-law marriage.
batmanmf
That's a piece of shit human being right there.
frankmanhattan
Right?! Fill the stomach, empty the balls. Don't tease him with either.
WhompKleetus
Die
TheUub
Yeah, never tease a man with cake
Imghurrr
Hahahahahhaa
FrostytheSnowcolt
Fuck the haters, that was gold.
CaptainHammer13
Shes cute. That sucks looks like she started to smile. then realized how fucked she was for the rest of her life.
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EdgarAllanPokemon
It would suck less.
WhompKleetus
Fuck you asshole
EdgarAllanPokemon
No thanks.
prose11396
They probably meant cute as in happy. Having fun. Jovial. Just guessing from context.
CaptainHammer13
No.... i merely said she was cute fucking sue me ... douche.
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CaptainHammer13
Apparently im and i do not feel alone on this one. Yes you appear "douche" like so i am calling you out... douche...
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heatherkb85
Says a lot about her family culture that no one stepped up and decked him that moment, bc that's what would've happened in my family.
corneliusgansevoort
I'm not the kind of person who would deck anyone, but I WOULD BOO THAT MAN SO HARD RIGHT TO HIS FACE.
EveryBodyLovesMe
Agreed, if that'd had happened to me, he'd be in pieces before the cake hit the ground.
GylfieTheOwl
More likely it says something about the culture in general. No way to tell where this was done but likely in a culture where this is common.
knurll
Dude looks like a guinea.
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
at my brothers wedding he kept referring to his bartender as a "fag" I waited until the after party 1/2
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
then I told him if he ever used that word in front of me again I would beat him up in front of his new wife. 2/2
tankdog420
Fag
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
How very Internet of you.
WhompKleetus
Die
tankdog420
You first cry baby
InitHello
Check out their comment history. They're not even worth the time to type "die"
Killertomato84
just the fact that he has the balls to do that in front of people is what is scary.
jubilantpoppyseed
At their wedding no less
AlphaVictor4
Fuck him... I hope she left him soon after... He is the kinda guy that needs to get his ass beat by her family.
PutItInMyUsb
They probably approve this...
panther66
Looks like an Albanian
slickrick9
No balls just stupidity
DuckSeason
I'm impressed with the number of short words you put that sentence together with!
[deleted]
[deleted]
ifeelyou
M'lady
oldpudding
Ha haa
snaplecrackle
Tips spaghetti
YamatoIouko
I dunno. Wedding day, super stressful and all that, I could see why it might boil up like that even if he's normally not like this.
mimblewimble
Because it's okay to act this way when stressed? No. That is a clear red flag for future stressful situations that will turn violent.
YamatoIouko
I'm not saying it's OKAY to act like this. But assuming he'll be violent all the time from one outburst is short-sighted.
mimblewimble
No it's not. It's a clear indication of how he handles stress and actions like this are almost always repeated.
YamatoIouko
...well, if he deals with marriage-level stress on a regular basis, you might have a point. He might have felt bad later, too.
YamatoIouko
All you guys are really doing is getting an emotional high out taking a moral high ground with ambiguous context.
Tekhead
While on camera, with (presumably) the bride's family watching. If that was my sister, my new brother-in-law and I would have a LONG talk.
Textuality
It'd be a fairly short talk I think. You. *punch* Do. *punch* Not. *punch* Do. *punch* That. *punch* To. *punch* My. *punch* Sister. *punch*
Tekhead
*cha-Klick* Do we understand each other?
CrazyKateKoons
If my dad, granddad, uncles, or God forbid, my mother ever saw that, he would magically disappear the next day and would never be seen again
RicecakesMcgee
Long talk = punch in the face
ThatCanadianViking
Yea but he wouldn't be able to talk due to his jaw being wired shut.
Hodor1
He'd have a long foot in his ass. - red forman
thewhiskeyrunner
If one of my 5 brothers saw this, I don't think they'd hesitate to tear him up on the spot. Also, +1 to all of you.
asspickle
He doesn't seem like the talking type
Tekhead
He'll be too busy digging. I'll do most of the talking, really.
Riannomore
You... I like you.
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
I'd have a short talk with him. And it would be "Hoooonnnnkkkkkk..... Thud"
UnlikelyMotivation
Why would gor honk first?
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
So he knows it's coming.
Tekhead
Naw, making a man dig his own grave in the woods takes forever. We'd have plenty of time to chat.
NotTheUserYoureLookingFor
I like the way you think.
Skeif
Awesome follow up
EspressoMachine
I prefer violence
Tekhead
You don't know what a euphemism is, do you?
EspressoMachine
I know what it is I like being straight.
Tekhead
Good for you.
zo1dberg
Imagine then what he's willing to do behind closed doors..
MichaelZola
Imagine what he would do for a Klondike bar?!!!
Girthzilla
Sex
asspickle
Hehe
SavagePatchKids
Don't know why you're being downvoted. "You're not allowed to have your own sense of humor" -people on imgur i guess
asspickle
Doesn't bother me hehe
Girthzilla
Did I guess wrong?
Unsafefurball
Lmfao are you people really this stupid, it's bc his first comment insinuated rape and his second comment was our chance to say ya ur dumb
TheStealthHippopotamus
I love how you have more upvoted on this then downvotes on the original comment. Like the sensitive ones just can't click one more time
TheDejectedEntourage
Damn it that was funny. You've made points, too
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Because unless you conform to the hive mind that is imgur, you get relentlessly down voted. It's like tumblr but with less death threats
imshibagel
-44 and +17 wtf is with this community
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
I upvoted both. Just because
BrienneofTarthsJumboJunk
We are a fickle bunch
driveslow
I haven't laughed all day, and this made me literal lol. -84 and +97 pts
Girthzilla
Still netted positive points so jokes on them haha
TheStealthHippopotamus
I love how you have more upvoted on this then downvotes on the original comment. Like the sensitive ones just can't click one more time
Girthzilla
Shhh don't tell them!