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Not the hero we want, but the hero we need
Jan 11, 2019 10:39 PM
montuesnvm
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Not the hero we want, but the hero we need
zone2oo0
aww i do it the other way around
BenRobinson74
Just keep using the towel until it gets up and crawls out of the house by itself, then steal a new one from some chicks bathroom
QuestionsaboutSanity
perfectly relatable
OGbigwhale
Side without the tag = waist up, side with the tag = waist down.
Icebreaker007
I'm not that nice to the tag. It gets to see my ass everyday.
Poliwoggy
I use different sides for above and below the waist.
LegalSeagul4
This is a repost of something posted 2 hours before it. Literally two hours. They are both on the front page.
barnsandnobel
On a real note, if your not willing to dry your face right after your balls, you should probably get back in the shower.
KW1984
True that... unless you have The Herp... it's just clean skin.
dparrott842
Hey heterosexual women who ask men this: ever had his balls in your mouth? Be thankful for the towel and dont worry about the process
callmethelizardqueen
Only AFTER he showered.
dparrott842
Exactly, he showered, hes clean, the towel was clean, dont sweat the details
iamthecanadian
nonCanadianGoose
With the amount of ppl who currently admit to eating ass, I don’t see how this matters
ashackatak
You can get pink eye either way
nonCanadianGoose
Theoretically you should be clean after a bath making it even a lower risk prospect than eating ass
Wrax
2 hour repost. Cman
triplegay
I use the same soap on my face as I put in my ass crack and balls.
tegfdd77
With a washcloth of course. Right??
Sebutt
I do balls --> face
jerwelch66
So if you're fresh out of the shower and you're all clean I'm not sure what difference does it make?
Jiggsawjazz
What’s a shower?
FloppyAnomaly
The opposite of a grower.
bamcobra
Excellent! +1 to you Sir or Madam
weaponizedbunnies
It’s where you let water fall onto you whilst applying some sort of soap to your body then rinsing it off. May also be performed naked.
SeeMyVests
Never nude.
ashackatak
Also you can substitute pee for water and you’re golden
Cammynewbs
Well played.
belongsinamuseum
Jwulf148
I use the side with the tag for my balls and the other side for my face. Works great.
ThaDizzle
Well if you get out of the shower with dirty balls i think which area you dry first is not the only problem
Onondagadaddy
I use the middle of the towel for face and upper torso outside edges for everything under
delta199
im the reverse, edge for hair and face and i work my way in then out again as i dry.
mashimaro
The towel mirrors my body, from bottom to top. There's usually done label marking the bottom.
tegfdd77
Oh no. I have to cut the labels off. They buggeth me.
dirtmop
Too much to remember. Like the towel, I too forget everything the next morning.
grootybooty
All towel space is equal I'm my eyes.
Nunyajonesinc
I used to have a towel that said face on one side and ass on the other
TheMalcontent
Ass-tag Rule
DivClassLg
Truer words have never been spoken...
WalkerAmongstTheTrees
Why would you dirty an extra towel? Yesterday's is for me to step and drip on, and today's dries me head to toe
BrutalApathy
Then take it downstairs cuz you got dishes to dry
MostlyJeffGoldblum
I cant tell if this is a euphemism...
paddylonglegs
Steepone
What?; you don't take the dishes in the shower with you?
biofire
You don’t shower in your dishwasher?
UncleVenoM
You rich people and your stairs
Muffythevampirelayer
+1 for making me snort
BirdLawExpert
REPOST
KW1984
Both on FPMV together.
Cowfister
I always wash my towels after using them.
darkninja2992
I just don't towel dry anything below the waist. Take a moment to brush my teeth before i start dressing up
Totallycasual
I dry everything with the towel except my ass crack, i do that with toilet paper lol
doodybird
well if you just got out of the shower then everything is clean, right? RIGHT?!
TheElicitor
It's a matter of principle
shahbrahdaman
Unless it was a no-good wishy-wash yeah
catromance
I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me!
FedExForExplosives
Yea but can't have ball residue near your face, shits gay bro
tegfdd77
What’s with that username
FedExForExplosives
Used to deliver munitions to aircraft for the USAF
shortdickman
I use two towels for the same reason I use two washcloths. I don't want ass hair comingling with my face hair.
UncleVenoM
Funny because that makes you anal
shortdickman
thanthanthan
Amazing
Lionskull
face on the ends of the towel, pits, crotch, ass in the middle of towel. This concept works *stops listening*
McTerminator
also hair in the middle. Don't need to wipe that if it has oil in it on your face
StepfordWifi
I thought everyone does this until reading this post lol
CountBackwardsFrom10
Damn what kinda bush you growin town there...
shortdickman
damiandarko
that’s what i thought like how much ass hair is coming off to where confusing the two became a such a problem you needed separate towels
shortdickman
There isn't any confusion. I just don't want them to meet. I've seen the shit that comes out of there.
Feralkyn
I've never, ever toweled my ass hair before.
HFlashman
shortdickman
I have almost as much hair on my ass as I do on my head. I don't dry my crack I'll have swamp ass for hours.
whiskinputwarbles
If a shower got rid of all the bacteria on our skin, we'd be long dead.
darrex
So you're telling me the longer I use my towel, the healthier I will become!
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Thank you! I've met people in real life who ask why we clean the bath towel..... THIS!
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Bacteria =/= unclean
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Too much of any bacteria is not ideal. And after sitting around on a towel for hours and hours culture can get imbalanced.
teakasaurus
MaybeIllDisappear
Until you pee in it.
AllYourCoffeeAreBelongToUs
Can we have a discussion about this? I thought pee was sterile. Why is peeing in the shower a taboo?
bearbearbearbearbearbearbear
I guess just bias that the toilet is the only place for waste
ashackatak
Urine isn’t sterile. Otherwise a UTI wouldn’t be possible. There’s good bacteria there. Also leave pee in a sealed cup for a week and see
dabrick31
“Sterile” just means there’s no Bacteria in this case. There are still toxins, and also components that can attract bacteria
GoatMittens
It has no bacteria as it is produced. There is plenty of bacteria at the opening and some will go with the flow.
shortbutsquat
you and that towel are the cleanest objects in your house.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Are towels supposed to bend?
shortbutsquat
Wally!
NoForethought
not really, tons of dead skin cells you missed, along with fecal matter. If you plan to re-use the towel, don't wipe your ass with it.
ThatUsernameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndlsNoLongerAvailable
You dont wash your butt?
NoForethought
of course i wash my butt, Just saying don't wipe your ass with the towel after if you plan to reuse it. Your ass is never fully clean.
kohrah
I do this all the time yolo
SocoFox
Says you. My asshole sparkles.
Smarq777
So you are saying I should never wash my towel... ever
ThisIsMyActualCrappyUsername
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shortbutsquat
Yes. The upside is that eventually it doubles as sandpaper.
Sirtopumhat
I clean the towel the towel doesn't clean me.. the more I shower the cleaner it gets.
NoForethought
Do you want everyone to get pink eye? cause this is how you get pink eye.
krustysocks
And back to the post referencing the need for at least 2 towels
GossVen
ZombieDreamcatcher
Reminds me of a song. "Black socks they never get dirty. The longer you wear them the blacker they get"
gunnexx
Mine get white from the sweat... :|
samueWebRunner
As a man I can confirm this. Hey Women, do you use a second towel to dry the area??!!
bigbootybigfoot
I blow-dry my buttcrack and vag, have one body towel, and I wash my face at the sink after I shower and dry with a wash rag.
dparrott842
nuanceuponatime
All one towel, top down. Lady parts get gentle patting. Inside is a moist environment and not toweled after cleaning.
butwhatifiAMarobot
Not sure about other women, but I go through towels at an alarming rate. I use one to wrap my hair and another for my body. The ass (1/?)
butwhatifiAMarobot
Crack is the last area I dry and then to towel goes on the floor. It becomes my bath mat for the next shower, and my hair wrap towel (2/?)
butwhatifiAMarobot
Becomes my body towel the next time, with a fresh towel coming out for my hair. I’m mildly grossed out that other people use their (3/?)
butwhatifiAMarobot
towels over and over. Skin cells in the effluvia you’re drying off ick ick ick gottagowashmyhands.
TedTheMan
So don't use the towel on the floor the dry your face...
Bl4de32
Do women have a separate vag towel?
Sutashi
I use hand towels to dry off. Use a different one each day. I also feel like I have more control of the towel.
casbott
Turkishtime04
Vag rag.
Diewithasmile
Now we're getting to the real questions
chimalli
As a female friend told me : face towel, body towel, feet towel.
callmethelizardqueen
The whole body is clean for those 5 minutes after the shower, what does it matter where the towel touches?
mjangelvortex
I can't vouch for other women but I certainly don't. I usually just use one towel (or two if I wash my hair).
Rehtse
You don’t dry the inside of your labia fyi
MissAizea
No, i only have a separate towel for my hair because it's so thick and long, my towel would be soaked before it got to the rest of me
polkadotmonkey
Towel for face then gets wrapped around head. Towel for body that then gets wrapped under boobs, cause it's more important to dry under them
polkadotmonkey
As others have stated, Pat dry outer vulvar region, everything else takes care of itself.
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
I just use the one towel. Most women I know have ome towel, *maybe* a separate hair towel.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
-wiping sweat with towel- wife screams "that's my vag towel!!!" -wipes more vigorously-
CanadianLadyMoose
"well thanks a lot for the uti!!" hahahaha poor gal
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Women have a towel for each bodypart
md22mdrx
No. Married. Can confirm no. Body towel and hair towel (if they have long hair).
VoyagerWasTheBestTrek
my wife uses the towel corner closest to the tag...
jadestar117
I just drag my ass across the carpet like the dog
CanadianLadyMoose
Hair and body, and like...... the "delicate bits" are tucked away and naturally a bit moist so one pat is all that takes to finish that job
CanadianLadyMoose
so I wouldn't feel that "pat" can really do much to dirty a towel... then again clean balls don't seem too bad for a towel either. idk.
nuanceuponatime
Exactly. We don’t shove the towel up in there and get at it like some people here seem to think. Yikes.
CanadianLadyMoose
Sounds so rough and painful just thinking about it! D:
iwanttobebobdylan
The vag just dries itself
mashimaro
Hopefully not
Otackle72
Especially around me
Skaus3n
You took the sacrifice, I respect that have an upvote
nuanceuponatime
I use a separate washcloth for it, but drying is more of a “skim over” the outside since it’s naturally moist place. Same towel, top down.
Bl4de32
Thanks for the info, honestly didnt expect replies
GrumblyBearNorsk
100% accurate info!
oilyjosh
As opposed to unnaturally moist place?
nuanceuponatime
You’re unnaturally moist.
kohrah
Probably as opposed to naturally dry place.
cinderspires
they have seperate hair towel, body towel and face towel.
ColoniaCroisant
Don't forget hand towels!
Dyslexicbirch
I only use one towel unless i wash my hair
DenverCoderIX
Some of us like to feel fancier and trade the body towel for a proper bathrobe.
IrishSkillet
Yeah...but how often do you wash the bathrobe? Be honest...Not that often.
DenverCoderIX
Weekly. Only wear it for 4-5 mins top after each shower.
IrishSkillet
This view into your world is fascinating.
Ghost0fDawn
And women wonder why self maintenance is cheaper for men.
PreciousPotato
It's not. I, for one, use those towels several times. Got my bathrobe and hair towel (for the turban), and my face towel for every day.
LokiShinigami
One towel to rule them all...
xizar
And in the darkness dry them.
MostLikelyPooping
Not just cheaper, but apparently better. Mens deodorant is the bees knees yo.
EatsBees
BEES?! But yeah, I prefer the solid gel deodorant sticks. Hate the powder ones
Affray
I use lady speedstick. Men's deodorant never worked or me, so now I smell like strawberries and watermelon all the damn time. It's great.
Ghost0fDawn
So why don't women just buy and use men's deodorant?
zetzmemp
They do.
Sezypatezy
Use deodorant not antiperspirant!
insertanyname
I do buy men's deodorant. It's WAY better. You can get unscented.
MostLikelyPooping
I don't know man, it could be unappealing scents but I can't speak for others. I just know unscented deodorant is available and I use it lol
reallyguysseriously
I used to until they changed the formula and it irritated my skin. I still use men’s razors though. Cleanest shave w/o cuts
mjangelvortex
Some do. I don't because I prefer the scent of the women's deodorant I have right now.