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Mar 15, 2017 5:00 PM
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RoosterVII
Is this sarcasm? If you're getting shit on your hands when you wipe, you're doing it wrong. You need your mommy, not a private bathroom.
WoodlandCritterWhisperer
Some people enjoy using fonts that are hard to read
mossysabertoothtiger
Why do you need to wash your hands before you touch your pants? what are you? royalty?
arachnoides
It's a sound point.
JasonJonesusaf
SirRaime
I totally agree, though I can't relate to the situation you state. But it'd be a lot more comfortable than "meeting" at the sink indeed.
N0TAPPLICABLE
Wow... I feel like someone was spying on me. But; I swear that only happens a few times a week.
wolfgangundgeorg
More often during the holidays, of course.
Sindree
cant you just wipe your hand with the toilet paper?
SemperMalus
Unless you run out of toilet paper you can still wipe your fucking hand off... fuck is wrong with you...
Llohr
OK. If you already got shit on your hands, why wouldn't you finish wiping? Why waddle out with "shit in your ass?"
smaug777000
I just want stalls without gaps in them
fathamster
And here I already thought we had gender-neutral bathrooms. Public pools anyone?
TheVikingWay
God, that text. So much. Too much. So white.
MrSovietMudkips
anitabieror6
i just would rather make my movements alone where the only sounds and smells are mine
valkrez
Uhhhhh
Sparkydoodaa
Yeah but I hate using a shared sex bathroom. Men can be so disgusting!
StrangeWomanLyingInPondsDistributingSwords
And it would be sooooo much easier to do coke.
Mac405
This is actually taken from Darwin's "On the Origin of the Feces"
bootscootinscooter
Touche, sir.
TheDouche
Good looking girls haven't had that morning.
TallLightnHandsome
This I can support.
BritishBatman
also, why does everyone foRGET UNISEX?!
tundraplain
Honest Q: If i'm a father w/ my young daughter, when should i to the bathroom? ladies or men?
VanDerGroot
Men.
CoolHandTim
There's a very real reason why single-user bathrooms are rare - they're hard to keep clean. People are fucking nightmares when left alone.
FragileReality
What on earth are you eating?
S0nicLightning
It said right there, gas station food and black coffee
FragileReality
What kind of quantities do you have to ingest to end up shifting on your hand?
FragileReality
Shitting*
davethebiker
Where was this when people were actually complaining about it?!
thegoodest
All too familiar.....toooo familiar.....
LumpWithaLeafHat
The fact that I'm trans is irrelevant to my human desire to have a private room to pee in. Stalls are weird. You can see through the gap.
CottonCandiJenni
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llayq8LDUU1qizvnso1_500.gif
TinaRuthBelcher
I have never gotten shit on my hands or anywhere besides in the toilet bowl... I'm really curious how people get poop outside the toilet
PoweredbyOSengine
Ok. Imagine you just tried a new Chinese buffet. food was ok, but about halfway home you get a gurgle from deep inside. Can I make it home?
PoweredbyOSengine
No. You do a fast U tun and backtrack to the nearest public restroom. It feels like Satan himself is trying to claw his way out, and try as
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you might, this is a battle you know you are not going to win. You race into the restroom and get your pants halfway down as you begin to
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sit. The act of starting to sit causes everything to let go, just a split second too soon, spattering 3 walls, the entire seat, and your new
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pants. The damage is done.
PeteButtigieg
Are you really skinny and have no butt hair?
TinaRuthBelcher
I'm genuinely curious. Not trying to be an asshole *pun intended
TinaRuthBelcher
An average sized female. an average amount of crack hair. so being larger and having butt hair contributes to difficult managment?
PeteButtigieg
I also don't know if fat peoples cheeks push the poop together. It was a guess.
Penishat
As a fat peoples i just spread my cheeks. Also i have no idea how people get shit everywhere.
PeteButtigieg
I don't know what an average amount of crack hair is. I have a forest between my cheeks. If I shave it I don't even have to wipe.
exlurker42
I have not had that morning...
SubzeroAK
Someone get this guy some gas station food and a black coffee
exlurker42
I eat at a gas station for lunch at least a couple times a week and go through slightly ridiculous amounts of coffee....
PeteButtigieg
You need to start making your own lunches. Your digestive system is dying.
exlurker42
Honestly the only thing that ever bothers it is HEAVY drinking. Good genes.
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Oh my sweet summer child ...
DisMaThrowAway
Neither have I but then is it different for a girl i have no balls to waddle and unfortunately my flaps don't swing either I've got nothing.
undead4life
...give it time
ElloTherePoppet
Me either. Seems like a shitty morning
exlurker42
TheRussMartinShow
Then you have not lived
exlurker42
I shall happily continue in zombiehood, then.
CelestialDancerChick
I've never had that morning, either. And, after nearly 40 years on the planet, I don't intend to ever have it.
exlurker42
Coming up on 30 and hoping to match your streak lol
Danowar1990
"We can't all be the guy with the golden butthole, Stan!" -Cartman
exlurker42
He's not wrong, butt luckily I can be.
bootscootinscooter
It'll come. And since you're a late bloomer, it's gonna come in a bathroom where you can see the sink from outside the door.
Asronudon
mushycow
Karma is a harsh mistress when she wants to excise a pound of flesh
exlurker42
Got a harsh reckoning coming then, cast iron stomach. Hell I got constipated for the first time a few months ago at 27. Thought I was dying.
Softcreamybeige
1st time will happen in a bathroom that you share with office mates, and they will know, they always do
exlurker42
I go to the public bathroom on the first floor for #2's anyway.