It's another unhinged XL Monday CeleryDump for the good & bad people of Imgur

Mar 18, 2024 4:36 PM

CeleryMan7

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haven't watched much of that show.. thought she was funny in 40 year old virgin though.. greetings online friends

dude parties

just one reason i stopped drinking

dogs love doing that

this has tripped many of us up in the past

sure why not

mmm hmm

there are other, better and more child appropriate bird men

Maryland is a hater

air conditioning feels good

i can see myself doing this

i'd wear that

my body doesn't like all of my favorite ways to sit, recline, and sleep

i don't really want to be that deep in the ocean tbh

it's traditional

every time

if there's one thing that could do it... definitely a pc

ChanyDevito doesn't exist and can't hurt yas .meme

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#19 Yeah, well, what did you think was going to happen when you integrate any possible action over a finite physical space and infinite time?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 toss a coin to your cryptid

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#4 ha. He nasty.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#4 Someone is complaining about a steady source of bobby pins?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#2 Ass Crack Bandit!

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#48 Woo HA! I got you all in check!

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

This is Serious.

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#25 WTF Maryland? Get with the f'ing program!

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

To steal a bit from when cracked was decent: we cannot understand the threat of swarms of killer bees.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#4 My ex moved out 6 months ago and I'm still finding hair ties. There's probably a few Bobby pins around too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Using computers to kill god? That's just Shin Megami Tensei

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#37 Off of description alone, two of my friends described my sleeping position as, "Marty McFly from the begining of Back to the Future" and "A knocked out Family Guy character." And it's true, and as such I have no idea how I can possibly sleep on my neck "wrong" but I did it the other day and it's only just now feeling better. I like to sit with a leg tucked in, and then when I stand up my leg no longer functions at all.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#31 Best way to find hidden cameras is to make sure you have a fairly high powered flashlight along in your luggage. Shine it around the room, any camera lens will reflect the light back quite noticeably. Turning the lights off while you do this helps. Stay vigilant out there my friends

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, turn off the lights, and look around with your phone camera. Any cameras that are using IR emitters to see in the dark will show up.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#15 What is this plate from?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. =)

The character, at least. They didn't have plates like this on the show.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#18 is not always true example Gran Turismo movie

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Was a good movie, and good on them using the actual guy as the stunt double.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#22 Just need to banish Scrapbeak and get to an extract, you'll be fine.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Glad to see someone else caught the elusive Hunt Showdown reference on Imgur!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

#1 I only watched that show for two reasons

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 An I not normal? I'm a guy and prefer a clean living space. Crazy.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I do the other joke, I'm very Spartan, so the meme where it's just a chair and a game console "do guys really live like this?" Yeah I don't need a lot of knick knacks and shit, and if I have them I'm not taking the time to put shit on the wall, that's stupid the wall is there as a utilitarian thing, if I have stuff I'm gonna put it on like a table

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#10 this is called a "play bow", if your dog does it he definitely thinks this is a fuckin game

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#19 When you tell them not to eat the apple but didn't give them the ability to tell right from wrong and put the tree right in front of them anyway.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://www.thestate.com/news/state/article278903159.html Collisions between planes and deer are not unheard of. Earlier 2023, a recreational pilot in Shreveport, LA, was taking his wife on a day trip when they hit a deer on the return flight. The collision similarly damaged the landing gear, causing the plane to skid on the runway. In 2022, WLTX reported that a plane landing in Florence, SC, struck a deer, though the pilot was still able to taxi off the runway.

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There was even a Jetliner that hit a fish while flying. (No, it didn't crash first...) In 1987, and Alaska Airlines B737 took of from Juneau, AK. A bit beyond the runway, it startled a bald eagle, and the pilots saw it drop the fish it was carrying, which slammed into the windshield and became "windshield sushi". https://news.alaskaair.com/alaska-airlines/flying-fish/

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also have some pics from a Giraffe strike on a small bush plane in Africa, which I won't post here. But the plane's wing was quite mangled, as was the Giraffe's neck, unfortunately.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#40 Since sharks are smooth, you'd just slide right off

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smooth as hell, can confirm.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46

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#35 I did, thanks for noticing! Did I "thrive" or "succeed"? No! But I did somehow manage to shower and not forget ALL the meals.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 and #23 conflict. She was great in Wandavision

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Cheap-ass people, they need some higher denomination coinage to stick in there, or use bank notes or debit cards.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#25 can confirm

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#31 hotels are the better option, pretty much everytime. If you’re trying to rent a lake house or something go to a vacation rental site. AirBnB is garbage.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 What is this, some sort of Biblically-accurate Frieza!?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's Lilith, from Neon Genesis Evangelion (so, I guess the first part is correct).

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah. Yeah, later comments mentioned Eva, which I haven't seen. Don't recall them mentioning a name though. Thanks.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I was already clear about this right up front:

2 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 3

She had the best jokes and the only good character on the show. Though the jokes got old pretty quick, but yep, just looking like Kat Dennings was enough to keep the show going.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The pro move is watching the show on mute.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm a simple gal. I see hot woman, I watch.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I liked her the most but that's not saying anything since I only watched 2 eps. It's one of those shows where it seems to be pasted together with all the one-liner jokes writers thought up on the toilet. "Quip [canned laughter], similar quip [canned laughter], set up dumb question [canned laughter], punchline [canned laughter, woos]" Imagine living in that hell.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I mean.... It's not like Beth Behrs is ugly......

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

No, but she's standard Hollywood Blond. Uninteresting. Kat is alluring.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Standard Hollywood Brunette?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

short, stacked, thicc. Carries herself with the sort of energy that you know she'd be just as home at a fancy party billion dollar cocktail party as she would be helping you fight raccoons for the freshest food in taco bell's dumpster after close.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well summarized.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took about 6 episodes to realize there was also a blonde hanging around in there too.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And the one liners - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gsjSjyPikc

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I only caught a few bits and pieces of that show, but... those bits did make me laugh. Sitcoms mostly stopped provoking that reaction in me a loooong time ago.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It certainly wasn’t for the writing. I watched the first 5 minutes of the first episode and never watched again.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I watched two episodes with my in-laws and was like "So it's just this same innuendo based humor over and over for all the seasons?"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Every sitcom ever

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I watched it for the inspiring tale of female friendship and a horse.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

To be honest, Kat Dennings is the only reason I would have watched 2 Broke Girls but I still didn't watch 2 Broke Girls.

2 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

The show was incredibly unfunny to me. Anytime a character said something normal they would prompt the canned laughter to make the viewer think it was supposed to be funny. It happens so often that it's just hard to watch especially with the Disney Channel level of overacting and basically screaming their lines. It's rough.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

I only watched like one episode but I'd agree. It's like the big bang theory but at least they had a hot female lead.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True for me. Saw her in Thor, wanted to check out more of what she'd done, watched ten minutes of this show then realized I could just watch Thor again.

2 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

I was a fan back with 40 year old virgin ( i was like 15 or 16 at the time)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the recommendation! I'll check it out. She's got a gift for comedy and I hope good projects come her way.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really loved that movie!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn right

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I watched for Beth. Petite gals need loving too.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Be absolutely honest. You know there's more Beths on TV than Kat Dennings.

The shapes of tv stars are skewed way on the side of the petite due to old-timey beauty standards being more interested in slender women. Which meant the only place women with ANY kind of curves were seen by the masses was 'lewd' media. Which ended up associating them with porn and sexuality. Which is still an issue today, despite how common bodies like hers are IRL.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same. Thought she was/is an absolute smokeshow.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Glad someone else appreciated Beth too. She's a cutie patootie.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Kat had the boobs but Beth had the legs.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Imagine if they could combine those powers. They'd be unstoppable

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ll take one of each pls

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Yeah man I'm headed out to the girlfriend store right now let's pick up some cheese too, we will need it to fascinate

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Ok just don’t tell my wife

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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Well for me three reasons- I love love love that snark she does so well.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This show was stupid. I watched it every week. Alone.

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2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Let's be honest, Kat Dennings isn't the season only 2 of us watched Broke Girls.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Let’s be honest, season only Kat Dennings 2 of us isn’t watched Broke Girls

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Or, hear me out,nudes leaked against those persons wishes shouldn’t be viewed out of respect for that person

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Psh, google it, I'm not risking getting banned.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Brb

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