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Jan 25, 2017 2:03 AM
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titsfortroops
Definitely could have been written better. Halfway through my bleach.
Giraffelove3
I don't care how many times this is reposted, I will always upvote.
Onthebrightside13
This repost did save me tonight. For what it's worth, Thank you.
lildude52ca
jesus, i almost missed the " not " part...
jeandolly
Point whoring with suicide care... I dunno, it does not feel right to me...
LooWeeWoot
I choose to interpret this as a sign that I should kill myself tonight.
LSwifty
I didn't read the "not" at first and laughed so fucking hard.
LSwifty
Which is awful! (I'm all about prevention.)
romperstomperfalafelwaffle
thataudioguy
Don't tell me what to do
docsage
Don't do a backflip when you jump.
MARAMACKTHEUNHOLY
Breathe regularly
Bumperpuss
Stop point pandering
AGroupOfPugsIsCalledAGrumble
Tomorrow it is
seventytimes
Omg I was just looking through old posts I commented on and I found this... pure gold lol I'm seriously dying no pun intended
Shardmind
Thank you.
Pickles2222
My body my choice.
5inthepoo
Do it@tomorrow
OwlFarm
Thank you.
partwulf
Oh thank god for a bold and semi bold condensed helvetica preventing me from jumping . It cures the intolerable suffering.
GoIIum
That's not how psychology works. You are not helping. Please stop!
ilovenonsummerjack
Thanks.
LifelikeMeatPopsicle
But what if I want to kill someone else? Where's that sign?
Salpinus
Walmart! 50lb bag of lime: 30%off! Shovels: Buy 1get the other for half price! Ricin plant in pots: buy 3 get gallon of fertiliser with it!
MyUserNameWasTakenBySomeSonofaB1tch
Also you get no more bacon when you die
LosPer
Good for Muslim martyrs...
IrrelevantCat
As a suicidal vegetarian ????
Dinkleburgsgoldenchalice
Repost might have just saved me tonight. Thank you
Salpinus
1/2 Message me if you want to talk, and if not in the mood: go fishing! Or just take a walk in nature. I know the doorstep mile all too well
whiskeyandcigarettes
This community always amazes me. Sometimes we're assholes and others we care for each other. Ever need to talk or anything message me.
Salpinus
2/2 fuck it, I'll send YOU a message instead. 140char.limit sucks.
the0crayon0king
Congrats OP you're a goddamn hero. I'm sure your post has saved countless valuable lives.
IraqWarVet2003
Thank you!! I'm not having a good night tonight and went on here and saw this.
q10formula
Im glad someone could help
memorydecay
No it isn't. It's a picture with words on it. Meaningless.
Salpinus
So is a book. A painting is only paint on material. Yet these convey messages or invoke feelings. Sometimes you hit the right person y'know.
CherubCow
Yeah it's not a very convincing sign.
madknitterlady
When in doubt, choose to live. - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
SaintLuciferVonAllah
Or make a glass clock and try to catch Time. Then you can live and not live simultaneously.
Corgibuttnubs
Hotlines: USA- 1-800-273-8255. AUS 13-11-14.
Corgibuttnubs
Canada, and UK - a quick search didn't offer a national hotline. Please search for a local help center. Same for those in other countries.
DeadlyCheese
I read that wrong the first time, It was almost over. Good thing I thought to re-read it.
FunAlternativeFact
Did the same thing until I saw your comment. Really glad I read it wrong, but honestly knowing imgur it almost could have gone either way.
Pattosaurus20xx
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-tonights-the-night.png
KingJelly7
Read it wrong too. As soon as I misread it, I thought, "why the fuck does this have upvotes?"
LiterallyTheLamest
Cause of the election?
seventytimes
Yeah that "not" needs to be underlined or something lol
Kendurha
I second that! Holy Gosh!
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DiarrheaTouchdown
Or even if the alignment was different, maybe have the second line start with "not to kill yourself"
nattesheim
If you want to kill yourself just pretend that you are already dead and live the next day free and easy!
mycarayne
It's like a soft reset button for life. I can see how that would be welcomed in alot of situations.
MasterNateT
This.... isn't actually half bad. I like.
TheJingKittty
That's...not a bad idea actually.
ThatJerkYouKnow
Fun story, one of my good friends did this a few years back. He just abandoned his whole life and claimed bankruptcy and lived as a--
GreaterDog
It took me completely removing myself from my current situation to get my head right. New home, new job, new environment, new routine..
ThatJerkYouKnow
homeless person for about a year. Got his head straight, did some charity work, got back on his feet afterwords. New man.
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
So in a way, he *did* end his life. What a creative way to embrace those feelings, and redirect the energy to something better for himself.
likeasixoutoften
Yeah, that is really incredible