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Mar 1, 2024 11:01 PM
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ziggystardust7
#14 Yes the nuclear fireball at Hiroshima went out after a minute and things went right back to normal
CitizenK9
Nice
Strangedays2024
#4 that there is a solid response. I'm fucking tired of hearing you have to be able to be happy with/by yourself. I'm good with myself anymore. I want to start a family.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
#25 obvious plant logo in the corner. Don't be fooled into moving to Florida. This is how they get you.
LordOfThePenguin
#23 okay this looks cursed, but real talk- one of the things I learned from the Mexican side of my family is that putting leftover pasta in tortillas the next day fucking slaps… hell, any starchy food that is bound in sauce is great reheated and wrapped in a tortilla. Literally made dirty rice tacos this afternoon and that shit was fire.
gummyloaf
#10 this is certainly a kind of advice you’d expect from footfucker98
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
#6
SpaceCoyote300
lovehandlesmessiah
#11 Welcome to YOINK! The reality show where we put pickpockets into the most dangerous situations and see if they survive either both hands intact.
pinkmilkyway
Doctor: Well it seems you have an octopus inside yer rectum
Patient: Wow! that’s the eleventh one this year
Doctor: Alrighty then, we took it out. we’ll see you tomorrow
EroticZombiePants
#12 Mosquitos are pretty good at making you aware they are nearby by themselves.
takingupspace
#13 I guess there's a reason frog legs taste like chicken
DarkSock
It's because they are made of meat.
ATGoogles
A+ dump. No notes.
KMakyra
No notes?
DarkSock
DEEZ NOTES!!!
ikeseff
Would you say 5/7?
nothingelsetodo
14/10
BubbaWunk
^ golden era, it was
KaminoNeko
#26 Nice username/content matchup.
skippieelove
#3 as a child of an absent father to whom my mother had fight for a divorce from…..HA!
Alfadorfox
#29 shit some damn
SneakySneakySir
#18 it is, in fact, stop, drop, shut 'em down, open up shop
Baskaa
#14 Too soon.
weidermeijer
#14 I DOUBT it got back to normal soon after.
ididntwannadothis
#23 by GERD and gastritis combined, I am Captain Hospital! Go tomato based food! I rinse my ravioli in the sink :(
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
#2 probably same guy who saw Milk and said “wait, let it sit there till it changes I bet it’s delicious”
DarkSock
Or his cousin, who said "you three hold that cow down for a minute, I'm going to try something…"
StoopKidAfraidToLeaveHisStoop
Hahahah omg
weidermeijer
#21 Sweet Jesus! That’s as long as his body! How does the little guy swim rather than going dagger-first into the bottom?
DarkSock
That's what they say when I try to swim at the nude beach…
subterraneanphoenix
He's not an octopus!
BrockEffingSamson
mmmnmmmnmmm
#9 my wife is smart, funny, beautiful, and gullible to anything I deliver in a confident tone. This is a home run.
SubTrout
#21 So like, a dagger? A dirk? Tanto?
JaromirAzarov
#2: Apparently some Finnish people about 5000 years ago made ice skates from animal bones.
crypresthesia
According to Britannica: Ice skating probably developed in Scandinavia as early as 1000 BCE, the first skates being made from shank or rib bones of elk, oxen, reindeer, and other animals. Also on a related not inline skates are older than regular skates and the US and their inventor wore them to social engagements as an advertisement his inventions and the Museum of Mechanics despite the lack of brake and ability to curve. (Which once lead to him breaking a mirror and the violin he was playing)
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
#14
Alfadorfox
doubt very strongly that it cooled down that much in only the first minute
teamnice
Solid and smooth: a dump masterpiece
DarkSock
Solid and smooth, like that AutoZone chick's pussy.
PileOfWalthers
#28 yeah they don’t sell tires at Auto Zone.
DarkSock
"Ma'am this is a Wendy’s..."
mygogglestheydonothing
You can still say that there!
ReginaldFancyPants
I bet yer fun at parties
GravyEducation
So it's a vet clinic?
PileOfWalthers
What
KaptainObveeus
He said "So it's a vet clinic?"
GravyEducation
There were two things mentioned, tires and pussy, if they can't get tires they must be here for their pussy
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
That would be straight up catnapping.
ijustregistered
IxnayOnTheOttenRay
SilicaGelPacket
All y'all dumbass gatekeepers thinkin there's some Platonic ideal definition of this shit. Diogenes needs to come over waving around a clay tablet wit a dick drawn on it, "behold, a meme!"
Chewbaccacabra
These seems to be an out of date meme
Burglarsonarceny85
RevRagnarok
Xitter, pronounced "Shitter."
TheMrrigan
Linguist here: the definition of meme has evolved.
Heisanevilgenius
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
DarkSock
Now there's a cunning linguist...
dragonsscorn
#1 Belgium: ah fuck, Moon Moon's back
bril350
The dread wolf
somnif
Now I'm curious, is the pup in the Maan Maan region, or the Lune Lune region...
aloharamada
Neither, he's in the much smaller Mond Mond region.