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you all helped jacob out so much!!!
So many people saw this and sent patches from around the world....
Jacob now with all his patches
(he's still getting them in the mail every day)
minabear
Call me a total cheeseball, but isn't it beautiful how Imgur can do not-asshole things?! *wipes tear* I'm so proud of you fuckers.
LoneDirewolf
We did it
blutraitor
i'll bet this is going straight to the front page
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
That's pretty damn awesome
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
This is awesome. Well done, kid. And well done, people sending him patches.
hetnkik
He looks like he's over it and regrets his life choices.
FlyingToastersRodeByLlamas
Yay it worked :D
SockMiser
So, how many DID he end up getting?
beerfartsandburritos
Good job! He deserves a patch on the back.
pascoax
And later, he´ll be a good fireman
Vault108
Could we get a count?? Also how many District of columbia ones did you get?
pianoflames
I'm going to get my son to do this with pictures of boobies. Anyone down?
Candymostdandy
How old is he? I only send pics of my titties to 12 and ups.
HorseBot3000
I will kickstart the hell out of this
skeltal
What will you deliver us next, oh glorious one?
Alexhatfield586
I hope he doesn't hit a rough patch
justdrawit
why does the kid look like a cardboard cutout
TheIronLaw
That looks like a lot more than 100. How many is it?
respectfailure
Kind of a brat to be asking for a favor AND putting a deadline on it.
SIRspanksALOT
I dated a girl from Darien wisco..like seven years ago....
johnny5alive
more patches than an OS update
skeltal
Zing!
TienDow
Thanks, Claptrap.
13blackbirds
The kid just got all of the internet to respond -- shouldn't he look happier??
kantaloupe
He probably got a proportional number of dick pics. Can you even imagine the amount of poorly-cleaned penis he's seen?
ThisIsTheLastTimeIChangeUsernamesIPromise
He's tired from opening hundreds of envelopes
agonarch
He's realized this wasn't the easy option - now he has to make a huuuge project rather than be consoled as it didn't work.
loshea
I gotta try this! But with money!
CorndogCereal
I'll chug a bottle of sriracha if this makes it to the front page (i gotta keep the dream alive)
SomeDetroitGuy
You should do vanilla instead.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Seriously, I don't even mind if you do this for points, I like the dedication you had to replylink me to this in an old comment! You go man!
CorndogCereal
I think half the people on Imgur hate me... but it's totally worth the other half that appreciate me. You guys make me feel special :D
ZOMGNO
Well I was gonna upvote, but i'm downvoting because you said this crap.
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Do you hate your butthole?
MikeDaTiger
How was the beer? Did I miss that post?
CorndogCereal
i got downvoted to an oblivion so i deleted it :(
skeltal
OP has a death wish.
triculious
Sriracha it is, then. I'll be waiting on yet another delivery from you, good sir.
xMorteAeterna
Only if OP posts pictures of the aftermath.
Kopachris
Downvoting for your sake
Kopachris
And the sake of your anus
CorndogCereal
hahaha i dont know whether to say thanks or not
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Kopachris
Ouch, man. Cheers for remembering me and following up, though!
CorndogCereal
:D im always looking out. cheers to you my imgur friend
demonhawk
Do you wanna die? Cuz that's how you die.
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DjSvice
i would almost pay to see that
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DjSvice
I have to say nice pick of background tunes
CorndogCereal
free admission and a front row seat :D. i take care of my imgur family lol
DjSvice
holy crap!!!! that is fuckin nutty