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Oct 31, 2016 1:46 AM
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twichy07
I don't care if they wouldn't eat me, that would still scare the crap out of me.
Merco
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? DAMN YOU!
SilentBlackMist
So, how fast is the camera (boat?) moving?
daugbret
Holy shit that is terrifying.
youngmountaingoat
To much botox has rendered it unable to show exactly how much effort it's expending.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Orcas are why there are no Great White Sharks north of Oregon. They can live up here, they choose not to.
fortherecipes
Wow
BornToRun94
Thought this was from finding Nemo at first where Marlin chases the boat...
Shirtless
excuse me do you have a moment to talk about cthulu
bikemerc
The seal cam was never recovered
jayar1st
Muscle torpedo.
Davoneous
I would jump in there so fast. If it are me, so be it.
svaretar42
+1 for orca
AgainstMethod
Is it about to hit a boat propeller?
artintel
Tartar sauce?
BrewBQ
Childhood fears, confirmed. No deep ends for another 30 years.
rumpyforeskin
Especialllly don't go in the pool while no one else is around. They wait till your alone to make their move
IAmNotACatISwear
I feel you. This shit is one of the few things that instills extreme anxiety the moment I see it. All that dark n shit just appears.
prettya
Never swim in water deeper than you can see through
MyCatLovesToSnuggle
Aaaaaaand I may or may not have just peed a little
thelittletrainthatcanteven
Is this how space be?
NipsInTheBlender
jaysonic
Source? This ends too soon.
Satin1
SoggyWheatbiks
Shitshitshitshitshitshiii...
IWBA
This does not help my phobia.
Aquatomahawk
Orcas are gorgeous and insane cruel animals. What they do to baby whales is heartbreaking. They give playing with your food a new meaning
ShockingPotato
Cruelness comes with cleverness
PookyButt
Do you think whales ever get like winded after swimming fast?
Croaked
Waterlogged?
ozprey
Am I the only one who thinks being in open water like that is terrifying enough without the animals?
IAmNotACatISwear
Nope. I know exactly how you feel and seeing shapes appear from it just amps the terrifying factor.
LazyLexiconographer
I KNOW! ISN'T it GREAT!?!?!?
supraman2turbo
Once past the continental shelf the idea of being in the water and looking down and knowing it goes down for 10,000 plus feet is scary af
ozprey
I'd be just fine on a boat or ship, but fuck man I think I would just die from terror if I fell in.
sauerkrautsaft
my family went to a lot of lone lil Islands with us when we were small, on the boat we always had to wear rescue vests & we could swim
sauerkrautsaft
spookier than water below is the water above if you dive too deep (no equip) the urge to breathe was painful, never tried that again
t0mn8r
Oh man, it hardly seems to move...
RenaissanceFaireMan
They can do about 30 speed, easy.
AgainstMethod
Seriously, how is it doing that?
Veggisaurus
Time/Space travel? It's in one place while the rest of the universe moves around it.
Fredfinks
Also like a rocket moving though our atmos vs space. Combine with strength & 1 flick of thrust engine/fin it propels them far @ great speed
Fredfinks
ocean dwellers are perfectly slipstreamed for movement in water. Its like they in 0 atmosphere while we move in thick honey molasses
StealBeamsandJetFool
Whale, that's some killer footage
theblacktee
+1 for clever pun
Barnicals
Orcame on. You can do breach more puns than that.
SkyPwny
For what porpoise? He got the the job Fin-ished.
DavidMcclannahan
these puns i sea are cucumbersome
aflarge
Okay I know they don't eat humans but goddamn, I'd give it something to taste while it pursued me.
OverlySalted
Amazing comment.
DiarrheaTsunami
I would fill the entire ocean.
gjm147
Given that it's seven tonnes of muscle with teeth the size of your fist, I would shit out my last five meals and my pancreas to GTF away.
rumpyforeskin
Talkin bout your poop?
NotGonnaSugarCoat
In the wild it's very rare. In captivity though, not so rare. This probably says more about captivity than Orca's though.
ILOVEFARTING
Semen, right?
Graywolves5
Correct! They really don't eat humans. They do play with them till they're dead in a lot of cases.
WarlordPipsqueak
Having fun with the corpses is what makes them go from hunter whales to killer whales.
aflarge
Any of those cases involve wild orcas?
Fredfinks
nope. you cant blame the killers. i mean how many times can one hear "remember to care for the environment" blast from themepark speakers
aflarge
Not that I doubt that they'd be capable of cruelty; they're giant dolphins, it's just I thought there were no recorded deaths to wild Orcas.
atcguy01
Isn't that another way of saying there were no survivors left to tell people?
truematetrue
No one lives to tell the tale....
Thesadghost
There aren't as far as we know. But there have been cases of missing people in areas of wild orcas
aflarge
Certainly fair to speculate.
likeomagawd
Orcas created a bow wave trying to knock a Bbc film crew into the water... similar to this video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=da352zFZ7xw
aflarge
See that's the kind of shit that freaks me out about Orcas. How long did it take humans to realize our atmosphere wasn't just empty space?
aflarge
Admittedly theirs is a bit more obvious, but still. Creepy-smart, Orcas are.
Xalaqia
Orcas develop very complex hunting behaviors which have to be taught to the youn'uns. Orcas in different areas learn different stuff.
Xalaqia
Probably why they can be trained in captivity. Bubble curtains? Lures? Distractions? Herding? All in their skill set.