mymoobsareperfect
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Mar 30, 2017 2:18 AM
mymoobsareperfect
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ibetherbuttholetasteslikeasugarcookie
she has twice the amount of forehead surface and teeth than a normal person, but she can cook and has decent tits so I can overlook her flaw
GirthBrooks91
I'm a simple fuck. +1
kuroze
Reminds me of Helen Hunt. I had a crush with her when I was little.
BLOOD4THEBLOODGOD
Giada looks like she could eat a baseball like an apple.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
I wipe my own ass...
santoshsamsung3601337
Ha
Zombiechews
Wow I didn't get it untill I saw her lips and now I can't un see it
RackhamTheRed
there are other options?
Jayofthekings
What! no way, ME TOO
Sionas
Is this that food network person?
saranara100
Yes, she's the "Italian one with a lot of teeth and perky boobs"
Designatedsurvivor
UnremarkablyInteresting
Whats a butt for?
TerribleBot
She's with my mum
DunerStunner
Nice commando glance from the guy with the clip board and glasses. ‘Just over here doing some filing and some paperwork *tic!* Boobs’
WOOPWOOPthatsthesoundofthepolice
spagheeeeeeeti
miket953
She wouldn't be doing much shiiiiting with something up there. Or smiling
Findthevegan
She wipes my bum
GreaseyWizard
PULLMAN464
Rollins rules
malfunctionm1ke
I shiiit with my mum
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
GrandmasterBush
My mom calls her show "cooking with cleavage" and then snarks like morning radio host
rentedmule2442
I would like to eat her cooking.
digdoug78
I would like to eat her, cooking.
WhenEmusAttack
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4311513/ghostbusters-youverearnedit-o.gif
Tinkerbellatrix
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE her.
BigMistakeBigHUGE
love how she judges people for things like next food network star, when we all know she got her shot cuz her gramps is a famous movie maker
NoImNotBored
I heard shes actually a pain in the ass.. Probably because she knows everyone wants to fuck her so it boosted the shit out of her ego.
ShelixAnakasian
I read that as "I shit with my mom"
VigorousButtstuff
Dr. Freud would like a word with you.
mymoobsareperfect
Could be yea
thxph
It makes sense; it saves water.
billstr
"Sheee's with my mom". Probably answering the question: where is your daughter tonight?
HauntedSpit
Looks to be lying about it though.
gulerotmeister
Oh she has a daughter? *fedora tip cancels*
LdyNghtShdw
I think before she said "I have no idea"
whoisyourdaddy
You are correct.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Ugh.
Dookietown
You stole this from me OP, how could you! Word for word, your mother would be ashamed of this blatant repost.
miket953
You fucking call op out
FoxGodRecords
@OP stole it from you. You stole the gifv from @TheCuratorofAsscheeks and the 'with my bum' line from @SethCronyn. So… yeah.
mymoobsareperfect
DynamicMenace
Caught in the act!
Dookietown
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
player112354
I have lots for her!!!
finstad4
butternutBandit
BrutalQuasar
I wonder if she knows...
ThePastmaster
I have difficulty beliving she could be that naïve.
UltraLord69
Look at how she dresses. On the show and events. She fucking knows, man.
AKsinfonian
I legitimately giggled
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Giggle if you want. I'll eat my alfredo with impunity. Please don't besmirch the noble Italians!
AKsinfonian
Maybe it was a nice white buttercream frosting. Alfredo is tasty too
DangerDaveHiggins
Crème fraîche
AKsinfonian
You cant be here Randy Marsh
Fattbeard
I bet her boobs are just super soft.
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
Link a bowl of jello
ArdentSlacker
One is super soft, the other deflects bullets.
mymoobsareperfect
TerribleBot
we MUST verify that.
IFUCKEDBRADSWIFE
BoNovikov
How could you do that to Brad?
optimusgoose
Almost as soft as your dick
miket953
Haha nice
englebertfistybuns
MooMooLazyRiver
Aren't all real boobs? (That are hefty enough)
squade
Not the fake ones!
MooMooLazyRiver
I know, which is why I put *real* ones :)
squade
I overlooked that, my bad
clutchthepearls
Nah, some are firm and perky. Those are soft and squishy.
MooMooLazyRiver
Hefty ones(my stipulation), like hers, are usually soft. A and B cups could be firm but, unless they are fake, C and up are soft and squishy
clutchthepearls
My lady has firm, perky Ds.
MooMooLazyRiver
By firm you mean no softness at all? Almost like they are fakes?
Chingchongpotatojack
Many different densities
MooMooLazyRiver
That was my hefty caveat. C and up....all squishy and soft....in prime time
sinskittles
I find your lack of boob knowledge quite disturbing. So so SO much wrong with what you "know" :(
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MooMooLazyRiver
How so? Obviously all boobs are different but the larger they are the more fat they have, which is the 'squishy'. Yes, glandular tissue 1/2
Wuz314159
like a bag of sand.
kibateo
what's the reference?
BrokenNeedle
Chingchongpotatojack
Yah. Boobs don't feel like a bag of sand
Chingchongpotatojack
You tunas really aren't grasping my humour
PeacefulWarfare
Nah come on. You know when you grab a woman's breasts and they're just like bags of sand.
Chingchongpotatojack
Nope
PeacefulWarfare
Go watch 40 y/o virgin you fucking yoyo master
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
Went right over
Chingchongpotatojack
Totally
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
Was looking for this and of course I found it after
Flubna
The sad part is I don't even know what a bag of sand feels like
TheTechAdmin
Implants can feel like a bag of sand. And it's terrible
Rediix
Not nice like boobs
UnremarkablyInteresting
A bag of corn.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Boobs
YouCantGuessMyTHIRDDDFavoriteColor
In a way..
uptaco
Having felt both a bag of sand and boobs....I must beg to differ. But I'm more likely to agree to disagree.
HitlersRupturedColon
I know its a joke but do we really have an actual good comparison? Seriously its like grabbing a small pillow filled with watet