182 years ago a man mining for ICE discovered something odd. "Eureka a Pa-p-p-perclip!", he stuttered. Everyone said, that's the greatest discovery since the Apple! – Seriously ICE is Trump's idea of the greatest thing ever, since the paperclip. The End?
So, ICE should wear masks when dealing with “murderers” but not people in airports? So the last year of demanding they needed masks because “radical leftists” were trying to identify and hunt them was just random bullshit, or do leftists not know about airports?
About the same time that 3 developers took an assistant app to Bill Gates that used an animated stick-man. Bill Gates, said that he liked this and that about it, but they had to change this thing, and then this thing also...
And by the time Bill Gates was through with it, the stick-man had its head so far up its ass that it turned into Clippy the paperclip.
He's deflecting by clowning. The truth is FAR more terrible. Please help me get the word out to press, media, NGOs. lawyers- first hand report of mistreatment, torture of refugees, ICE detainees in private detention centers by ex-employee, former immigration official. /gallery/torture-ice-private-detention-centers-bSU3TeW 1/
PS Mueller set up government programs to target US citizens with partisan domestic COIN warfare. Further documentation of history, targeting critics, Blacks, minorities, immigrants, the Left as "enemies" /gallery/who-was-robert-mueller-really-bush-iraq-war-us-partisan-intel-warfare-co-c">-CbathV7">https://imgur.com/gallery/who-was-robert-mueller-really-bush-iraq-war-us-partisan-intel-warfare-co-conspirator-letting-trumps-russian-election-interference-slide-CbathV7 https://imgur.com/gallery/trump-vance-announce-new-war-on-left-what-will-be-like-what-has-already-been-0W9avpc 2/
The fucking paperclip was patented in 1899, probably invented in its relatively modern form in 1892. Obviously people were holding paper together in ways for centuries before that. He just made up a bullshit number.
4686. Look. I can do it too. Better in fact. Nobody did it better than me. I made a deal with numbers did you know that? Only the best numbers. No odd numbers they are low i.q something i have never been called OBVIOUSLY
His doctors are one of many groups of people who will face criminal charges after this fascist regime is gone for covering up the mental incompetence of the President of the United States.
A man discovered the paperclip like, a guy, some would say a bloke, was walking around the forests, just walking. They didn't used to walk in those days, I invented walking, you see, and he saw this boulder. Such an old fashioned word. B o u l d e r. And he said, look, this isn't just any boulder. It's a rock. And the rock moved, changed his name to Dwayne I think. Nobody ever heard of such a thing before, but, there it was. There was this perfect paperclip, stuck to a magnet. Such a mystery.
he has original thoughts... but they're based on absolutely nothing; they're so original as to not even correspond to actual events. But yeah... I'm sure Jafar told him to think that thought.
chefsoda
So, ICE should wear masks when dealing with “murderers” but not people in airports? So the last year of demanding they needed masks because “radical leftists” were trying to identify and hunt them was just random bullshit, or do leftists not know about airports?
Grimlinnan
NAZIS had it first Shittler.
SavageDrums
The paperclip was discovered, fully formed, in a bog outside of Inverness.
Che07
"... of course it was my idea. But I take no responsibility, of course." 25th, now!
WhatInTheSamhillisaPuma
ISofaKingWeeToddDid
Moron
OozingRabbit
Ok, we got Chump Norris, can we now please get Trump from the grim reaper's crane game machine??!
OperatorWay
Start the clock to track how fast it goes from "it was my idea" to "I don't take responsibility at all."
duktayp
VelvetWarhol
TheTripleLindy
bigdukesix
eromitlab
I0VE525P00GE
TIL that paper clips occur in nature
blahblahbushes
I'm amazed Tom Homan could say anything with Drumpf's cock in his mouth.
PunnyTiger
so he's not even crediting hitler anymore?
ScientificPanda
Heres a nicr video about the paperclip
https://youtu.be/7NRxW9ReNsA?si=YY8xF3JekI5DmBoP
kaytwit
Norwegians invented the paper clip!!!
SecretAgentSuperBooger
EvangelicalAtheist
About the same time that 3 developers took an assistant app to Bill Gates that used an animated stick-man. Bill Gates, said that he liked this and that about it, but they had to change this thing, and then this thing also...
And by the time Bill Gates was through with it, the stick-man had its head so far up its ass that it turned into Clippy the paperclip.
DickSoup
Ilikestyx
OK grandpa
michaelfire
He's deflecting by clowning. The truth is FAR more terrible. Please help me get the word out to press, media, NGOs. lawyers- first hand report of mistreatment, torture of refugees, ICE detainees in private detention centers by ex-employee, former immigration official. /gallery/torture-ice-private-detention-centers-bSU3TeW 1/
michaelfire
PS Mueller set up government programs to target US citizens with partisan domestic COIN warfare. Further documentation of history, targeting critics, Blacks, minorities, immigrants, the Left as "enemies" /gallery/who-was-robert-mueller-really-bush-iraq-war-us-partisan-intel-warfare-co-c">-CbathV7">https://imgur.com/gallery/who-was-robert-mueller-really-bush-iraq-war-us-partisan-intel-warfare-co-conspirator-letting-trumps-russian-election-interference-slide-CbathV7 https://imgur.com/gallery/trump-vance-announce-new-war-on-left-what-will-be-like-what-has-already-been-0W9avpc 2/
michaelfire
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Edgarflaps
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bDdsOGttNnliNGMzcm53ejJjNnp3MjNyaDg3cmNwbHczMDhuNzQ1eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o6wrGqm3FOmUcGn2U/200w.webp
naughtyrev
The fucking paperclip was patented in 1899, probably invented in its relatively modern form in 1892. Obviously people were holding paper together in ways for centuries before that. He just made up a bullshit number.
urusername2
Everything he says is a lie to manipulate his followers and the stock-market. Rump = Baghdad Bob!
choppedliveraldente
4686. Look. I can do it too. Better in fact. Nobody did it better than me. I made a deal with numbers did you know that? Only the best numbers. No odd numbers they are low i.q something i have never been called OBVIOUSLY
eion85
He's literally and medically demented.
His doctors are one of many groups of people who will face criminal charges after this fascist regime is gone for covering up the mental incompetence of the President of the United States.
Mirrormancer
A man discovered the paperclip like, a guy, some would say a bloke, was walking around the forests, just walking. They didn't used to walk in those days, I invented walking, you see, and he saw this boulder. Such an old fashioned word. B o u l d e r. And he said, look, this isn't just any boulder. It's a rock. And the rock moved, changed his name to Dwayne I think. Nobody ever heard of such a thing before, but, there it was. There was this perfect paperclip, stuck to a magnet. Such a mystery.
CheetosOnMyFingers
This sounds like psychosis lol
drochleprechaun
Almost believable, just a smidge too coherent though.
UncleRat
Trump hasn't had an original thought in over thirty years. This was something Miller dreamed up.
TChallaVanDam
Absolutely.
thinkybrainpains
Some insane fox news radio closer suggested it before it got to Trump and became his idea https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/23/media/trump-ice-airports-clay-travis-fox-news. But the caller could have been Miller i suppose
buddhanature
he has original thoughts... but they're based on absolutely nothing; they're so original as to not even correspond to actual events. But yeah... I'm sure Jafar told him to think that thought.
spangolio
can't someone just slap him? can you imagine, hard across the face, just SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
sverebom
Who'd want to touch him though?
duffman3335
Just think of the MERCHANDISING...
duffman3335
I think a nice THROAT PUNCH would really send the message.
ChazzK
At his age, in his health, that could cause some truly horrendous medical complications.
... I'm not saying DON'T do it...!
xypotion
"But he didn't"
torieplusfox
I fantasize about this all the time.
Longdickjohnson69
It'd be pretty dope if someone slapped him in the face with a round of silver tipped 50 cal
rowm
Whenever he tries to talk just laugh as loud as you can in his face until he walks away
PootisBirb
BeachsideBarghest
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGlmMWZyMXRybGY2OXVrYW1yeHBmNnJtOWFocTVlMnNhMWk3YWozZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF/200w.webp
LateNightBunnyParty
I would watch it on a loop for a week straight.
bridgebrain
I'd save it to one of those digital picture frames, along with the one of him being attacked with an eagle
bridgebrain
and bush getting a shoe thrown at him