Aug 24, 2025 3:15 AM
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bourbonandbaddecisions
Zero hustle.
Meetgeorgejetson4510
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HillOfBeans
“Honorary ICE Agent”. No such thing.
Clockworkdancerobot
I know people twice his age able to move through faster than that.
Tetriz
they forgot to put the part where they attack and abduct children.
Nivvi
Gestapo training facilities
RenaldoMooon
Super Mangy.
flacoloco
simp
MaybeIllDisappear
Does the dragging the mannequin part represent ripping a mother away from her children?
ShinksAvoHazaar
I’d bet that was set up for him specifically in an attempt to boost applicants. Rocks at tunnel exit still there/him going thru it slowpaced
Hatsodoom
They're training people?
michiyl
Probably just a size and fitness filter
wannasee
Dean Cain Tanaka is 1/2 Japanese...he should lead by example and self deport.
AnonsAndMinions
'runs through' is a bit of a stretch. Dude wasn't even trying to get through it quickly lmao
OrkenMork
Meandering...He's loitering or moseying....certainly not running...
dontfeerthereefer
I bet he didn’t even have to do the obstacle course the first time, but was “encouraged” (ie bribed) to do it for publicity sake.
MadCatIV
"Jogs through" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
murderonamonkey
Im mildly impressed, (not)only due to the fact I didn't realize ICE agents were trained. I thought they just randomly picked up nazi pigs on the streets and gave them body armor and a gun
REOJackwagon
Prob just for cameras
bourbonandbaddecisions
Zero hustle.
Meetgeorgejetson4510
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlOTExczZ2NDFwcWdiajU4bGZ6NHo2M29uZmdvcXRxeWllbHZhNTJ4cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fwVRmyFQPCvHyXEEoM/200w.mp4
HillOfBeans
“Honorary ICE Agent”. No such thing.
Clockworkdancerobot
I know people twice his age able to move through faster than that.
Tetriz
they forgot to put the part where they attack and abduct children.
Nivvi
Gestapo training facilities
RenaldoMooon
Super Mangy.
flacoloco
simp
MaybeIllDisappear
Does the dragging the mannequin part represent ripping a mother away from her children?
ShinksAvoHazaar
I’d bet that was set up for him specifically in an attempt to boost applicants. Rocks at tunnel exit still there/him going thru it slowpaced
Hatsodoom
They're training people?
michiyl
Probably just a size and fitness filter
wannasee
Dean Cain Tanaka is 1/2 Japanese...he should lead by example and self deport.
AnonsAndMinions
'runs through' is a bit of a stretch. Dude wasn't even trying to get through it quickly lmao
OrkenMork
Meandering...He's loitering or moseying....certainly not running...
dontfeerthereefer
I bet he didn’t even have to do the obstacle course the first time, but was “encouraged” (ie bribed) to do it for publicity sake.
MadCatIV
"Jogs through" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
murderonamonkey
Im mildly impressed, (not)only due to the fact I didn't realize ICE agents were trained. I thought they just randomly picked up nazi pigs on the streets and gave them body armor and a gun
REOJackwagon
Prob just for cameras