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Copperbrat
Whoever wrote that: fired in 3... 2... 1...
Turbolibros
MikeArclight
welp, he's fired
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Trump supporters don't understand that just because a random idiot says something happened doesn't mean it actually happened.
ExactlyWhatYouWouldExpect
I've already seen "Trump 2024" signs... so let's not get ahead of ourselves...
Superchief86
Oh well, I guess homeland security is also part of the deep state, and under the thrall of the Clintons...
immortalbucket
WTT24
Rest of the world is accurate. So fucking tired of Trump, hope to never hear about him again (I know, unlikely).
tarkus10
...and you're fired.
graehall
La-hoo-zah-haaar. Loser.
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
"Mr Biden, President Trump has said he has won the 2020 election. Do you think this is the case?"
unevenload
Time to YEET the CHEAT!
daler1
Sauce: https://www.axios.com/cisa-election-security-trump-a385868b-512a-4449-addd-4591829a4aef.html
JustNobodyInParticular
Someones getting fired for this.
SomeDetroitGuy
The lawsuits are all public info. You should go look at them yourself. You'll see that none of them contain any direct or circumstantial
SomeDetroitGuy
evidence of any voter fraud. The best you get is one case that had a double-hearsay (I heard someone say someone told them that...) and one
SomeDetroitGuy
situation where a postal worker was paid by the Trump Administration to sign an affidavit they wrote for him that he immediately disavowed.
TheFreemen
God: guys stop, this is the results I wanted. biden won! trump supporters: youre just a liberal communist snow flake demonrat! God: wtf...
delpharseven
Oops, Chad Wolf better start polishing his resume.
ThomasMontgomeryHaverford
Chris Krebs - the director of CISA issued the statement. And he is: www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-cyber-officials-exclusive-idUSKBN27S2YI
drenix
Man, that guy's "name" is an insult to all the Chads and Wolves of the world
VarlenSantongkum
Countdown to :”Fake news, Derp State, Homoland security....”
sniper3kgt
Part of me wants it (trump) to just admit it lost. The other part wants it to dig itself deeper so it’s easier to be thrown in jail.
techley
He won't. As long as his supporters think there's a chance they'll still give him money
cheeseguy3412
If he hasn't dug himself deep enough for that, he never will. I just want him where he can't do any further harm.
jricci345772
News Flash! On hearing the news Trump fires everyone in Homeland security & puts the My Pillow Guy in charge. Problem solved!
deeeepsleeeep
To the few people downvoting, why do you hate democracy?
blindtrucker
Did he forget to fire all the top brass in that dept and replace with his cronies ? That'll cost him biggly
DiabloD3
cmachamood
Call me crazy but I think the dems ran a cleaner race than usual even, just because they knew donnie would do anything to argue a biden win
RealTurdFerguson
Not sure why they bother. They people who believe the election was tampered with will refuse to accept this.
manymadmasks
All well and good. Now about the deliberate interference at the USPS... Concerted effort was made to undermine mail-in voting; we know why.
sykoticflaw
Thankfully, Dems showed up in force, and voted in numbers too large to manipulate.
KarenFromTheHOA
*larger than the manipulation. There was cheating, but the cheaters still lost. They will cheat harder if they think they'll get away w it.
EvilDeadTed
Let's not forget republican governors throwing people of the voter registration lists for ridiculous reasons.
Nunyajonesinc
Buhbye
chandon1
In the word of Rick Perry when he was Gov of Texas. Adios Mofo!
CirB
ByeDon
iQuitlmgurAndNeverLookedBack
What's that? Yeah, Buhbye...
Saker82
Knock knock
iQuitlmgurAndNeverLookedBack
Who's there: Buhbye ?
Timpani
I don’t get it
Saker82
There's nothing to get. Buhbye.
PXEVonKossa
Biden won the election but they need to let the recount happen. People are not going to believe Journalists who vote 90 percent democrat an
PXEVonKossa
And the DHS whose workers come from a city that voted 97 percent democrat. Just be patient Biden will win and this will restore faith in sy
SophieClockwise
Yes, they're recounting Georgia because it's so close, which is fair enough. They're not going to waste time recounting the entire election.
PXEVonKossa
Of course not, just let them recount anywhere that is close for either side
SophieClockwise
The only two states close enough to warrant a recount could both just be handed over to Trump right now, and Biden would *still* win.
MoreAshyThanLarry
There is literally no possible outcome where the Trump cult would admit Biden won fairly.
PXEVonKossa
So because they won’t admit it, we aren’t going to follow the procedural processes we have to make sure both sides feel the election is fair
MoreAshyThanLarry
Exactly no one said don't conduct recounts required by law.
twisteddkarma
DeathAnGravity
He's still in denial
Crossman22
Hours actually
MonStar1203
IWishIHadASoul
I really love this so much!
QmanTheEmperor
Yes I am an wanker and I know it...
BannedForSFW05
dmd3eorg
The nice thing about this image is you never need to update it
Redisia
As a human I am embarrassed to be the same species. So make that global
Lionskull
hey, it's not 0 anymore, we've disowned him. can't be a national embarrassment if he's not my president(in 2 months).
stretchalezander
That’s over 4 years right, not days in a row.
RandAIFlagg
Correct. Total, not consecutive.
lurkyouallnightlong
IOnlyCommentWithIrony
WAIT A MINUTE!!! Can you even change that number?? It's just part of the jpeg!!! :-o
vicsan2000
Shouldn't the number be in the negatives by now?
RalphH
international, not national.
VarlenSantongkum
No no, he is American trash. Don’t try to ditch him on rest of us.
Imjusthereforthecomments
I think they’re implying that the whole world is privy to him being an embarrassment. Like you guys think less of us ALL because of him.
Zamm005
To be fair, we know it’s not all of you, the places we visit are lovely! But we do think a LOT less of a lot more of you than we expected..
Melondwarf
worst part is, he'll still not listen
yoyo42
Those notorious lefties the Department of Homeland Security...
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
No, the worse part is the Republicans won't listen.
babysaidmaybe
He's just trying to siphon as much money from his supporters before he gets the boot. He knows.
NotGoodConfessionBear
a comedian "Trump will lose it and hijack Air Force One and fly it into the Freedom Tower" I laughed so damn hard
arkthan
his followers not listening is the problem. As long as they think he says nothing but the truth we are screwed.
JollyRogarrgh
He's trying to amp up his ratings so he can have a smooth transition to his new network, Trump TV real news for true americans
GeekyGamer167
I doubt he actually believes the fraud, but rather it's just a propaganda tool to rally support and split the people
Markamanic
Oh he knows.
AD0uble
He knows he has lost. He is now panicking coz he might go to prison for the crook that he is. Plus he's trying to make money off his base
CirB
Scotland may open up a corruption / money laundering investigation on his golf clubs there :)
AD0uble
I think he needs to be put under the microscope by everyone
Marsmallowmancer
he wasn't going to accept any outcome except his victory, and he convinced his supporters to do the same
realscrumpysteve
He'll fire and replace them, then suddenly find all that fraud.
jasongerke
Well, he'll fire and replace them with the best people, but still not find any fraud, and then say they were incompetent all along.
tharbearr
Already happening
BeesNeedKnees
Correct
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I'm more worried about his cult memb...followers...not listening
SlasherQuan
Yeah who gets a s*** what he says and thinks after this is over it's the people that will do something. But I wonder if maybe he'll make his
SlasherQuan
Own party and the Republican party splits in two and can't win anything for decades.
Thornaxe
Split in two? More like 90/10.
Turbolibros
CleanConscienceBadMemory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3MOVsz5F8&fbclid=IwAR1Hi_e0-tnpiek-81CbrMY5pvU-DRSkfkNCWGbw1ZBDk3uyKx8IB93P0iA
cheeseguy3412
Please consult a doctor if your election lasts for a period greater than 4 hours.
MrYsGuy
Ah ah ah!
Peddler32
This is fucking amazing I am taking this you can have all the +1s
VarlenSantongkum
Modern day Captain America
Redisia
HillCountryRambler
As an everyday listener of NPR, I dig the Count's NPR ID.
dudepool22
That punch is so many kinds of wrong. Ya gotta straighten your wrist and punch with your first two knuckles
JimStarluck
He's a vampire, he's got inhuman strength
TheDogEnd
Aha, good shot Count you knocked him out cold...Now shit in his mouth.
almostAyear
wait till he gets to know that its already full of shit
cainofdreaming
Can't even piss on him either, because he'd just like it.
Onlyforthiscomment
Didnt he tweet out 2,7million of his votes were cast out. And yet they havent found one yet
CirB
That's still just half of the difference in votes between him and Biden (electoral college on the other hand)
Onlyforthiscomment
Well he believes his votes went to Biden. So subtract 2,7 from Biden and add to Trump
CirB
Ah. Well, that might explain the arbitrary sounding amount of 2.7 million :D
delpharseven
Yep. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1326926226888544256
Onlyforthiscomment
Thats so wild
attofreak
Wilder was reading other people asking he get 2 more terms because he had to struggle against "adversity" in 1st. What is wrong with people?
cainofdreaming
They want to lick a dictator's boots, but can't afford a ticket to North Korea.