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I accidentally deleted some of the pictures (imgur mobile is so confusing!) Full post here: http://imgur.com/gallery/T7Pdo
Feb 14, 2016 12:10 PM
annamarie99
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I accidentally deleted some of the pictures (imgur mobile is so confusing!) Full post here: http://imgur.com/gallery/T7Pdo
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
pete, you need a snicker bar, buddy.
Wunderbear
Damm son. All that anger isn't healthy for you.
ColonelCouch
Pete sounds like a cunt
mankeypatamanpac
And fuck me for reading that entire goddamn post!
Imgonnatipyouwell
....Tinder only gives you like 500 characters for your bio.
KamikazeCarl
*Giggle* Pipelayer *Giggle* Heavy Equipment Operator */Giggle*
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thats just like, your opinion man
liliputian7
This guy's edgy as shit everyone take cover
Chixiepixie
I think Pete is pathetic and put way too much effort into this.
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
I think I just found my soulmate!
oldchudmuffin
Tell us what you really feel pete
syndicalistwetdream
Who hurt you Pete?
AnswerLady
Lighten up Pete
stopnchat
Sounds like the rant in 25th hour by Edward Norton's character. https://youtu.be/TgL_5QcZCMo
gofastandtakechances
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.....
SeregRauko
Fuck anyone but Pete!
jenw
Did Quentin Tarantino fucking write this shit?
whyisthisusernametaken
No it's Pete
unfriendlyspoon
Pete- happily married with things to look forward to. He just stubbed his punky toe while creating a tinder account. We've been there Pete.
NateDogFanClub
Too long, swiped left
whyisthisusernametaken
I finally have enough salt for an entire lifetime
SaltCollector
I'm figuratively in heaven right now.
jj999124
I thought the mine I had collecting the tears of my enemies was enough, this guy will make me a billionaire off salt.
buckturgidson
chicks don't care about his shitty attitude- he can lay the pipe
sunlitglo
Super like!
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Came here for this joke
atesomebadfugu
I really don't care. Remember, the opposite of love is not hate, it's ambivalence.
CallsYouATosser
This is what happens when a man grows up thinking he can make the world better only to find it undeserving of his efforts.
lifestooshorttothinkofusernames
I call bullshit.. It's too long for the Tinder template
annamarie99
Tinder actually has it to where you can post as much pointless bs as you want. This is a profile I found in the wild
imadolphiin
I agree with him although he'd probably say fuck you for agreeing
LordMotherfuker
"And fuck all those indecisive pussies who can't say what they really feel about me"
MandaloreTheODST
But it would be the kind of fuck you that you can build a friendship on.
Dekker3D
Well fuck his response, agree with him anyway! Also, fuck you for not coming up with this yourself.
aviselafin211
Pete sounds like a bitch, the world is always fair, just not always fair for you. He needs to cowboy up.
Iwillnotfearfearisthemindkiller
I like you.
animalrv
"Because I'm praying for rain. I'm praying for tidal waves. I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it go down. " -Tool
Ivesaidtoomuchalready
Are you sure that wasn't team aqua?
LonLonRanchDressing
I got one!! "I need to watch things die (From a good safe distance) Vicariously I live while the whole world dies. You all feel the same so"
dougsfriendskeeter
Learn to swim! Learn to swim! Learn to swim! Learn to swim! Learn to swim! Learn to swim! Learn to swim! Learn to swim!
chowdafrenchiesayit
Ha yes! I started hearing Pete's rant in Maynard's voice after a while
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
*slow claps*
derassica
Cops never pursued my stolen car, my friend actually found it. I hate the world almost as much as Pete but unlike Pete I stay on my meds.
derassica
-_- this is a prime example of how Pete's emotional breakdown happened.
Dexidus
Fuck Pete and his glorious bastardism. #petelivesmatter
oodaloop
Fuck your meds.
derassica
Hahahah meds = vitamins in my world. I love the internet and it's bastard children.
Lastdarkninja
Fuck your bastard children
Dogester
Fuck your vitamins.
CoRektiveAction
Pete gives half his pay check to the local orphanage
Cherrybomb29
Where my ex-wife lives we call that "child support"
KrisKringlez
Wow!!! A Family Guy reference from seasons 1-3.....You know the way to my heart
CoRektiveAction
Happy Valentine's Day dude
werdCAsquared
It's this episode right? http://imgur.com/V9vlduE
CoRektiveAction
I think so
Bobacrow79
Orphans with diseases. What a badass.
CoRektiveAction
Thank you for getting this reference
TheAmazingMustacheGary
He has a heart of gold
Riddiculous
Ughhhh *sigh* let me guess..... Another settlement needs my help?
TheAmazingMustacheGary
Head to Diamond City....