MrPuckett
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May 25, 2018 4:08 AM
MrPuckett
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AngryRacoon
Looking at this hurts my teeth
illcomebacktothisone
And all I get are lightly fried fish fillets ????
Plorkindorkin
Before I read it I thought that the marshmallow was mayo and I was both appalled and disgusted.
RoboGirlSyd
You guys have spreadable marshmallow?
Whyyh
I tried this with maple syrup, strawberry jam and PB when I was in elementary school and it was so nauseatingly sweet that I flinched.
Coruxus
Can’t the the varying substances overlap? Aside from one all mighty center where everything overlaps isn’t it more of a PB&J Venn diagram?
Maahes0
No there are only 9 combinations.
astrojg
I think you get diabetes
bigdog838
That is so cool
Hammertulski
Rows and columns, hmm? Serve it on a pivot table, do you?
easytigger
CRUNCHY?
fishingaccident
Diabetes is no joke. It’s a dad joke
Alkuam2
railgap
Gross.
mandragara
Replace the marshmallow with cream cheese and the creamy PB with swiss cheese.
FrogBotherer
Hello, is that the Inquisition? I think the ruinous powers are up to something again...yes I'll hold.
Drunk3nm0nkey
I prefer a grilled Charlie
MommaElle
Schools out for the summer, instead of “Who wants what?” I’m just making them this. Boom.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Do NOT forget the fuckin bacon bits.
TheBestRussian
Is that... on the honey side? The Nutella side? Where exactly do bacon bits go on this sandwich?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
On the sandwich side.
ASadBlubberNugget
Dad needs to be sent to prison
TheHydeParkWrangler
That just is Americans down to a tee
HighlySexualLobster
Not yet, it has to bee deep fried and its peanut oil baptism celebrated by shotgun fire in the air.
PolyphaseAvatron
Best served on tic-tac-toast.
SlimPapiii
Best comment
trippintherift
Fucking brilliant
Solkanarmy
so you only need one of these once, right, to establish your favourite
MasterEast
onegirlhere
Oh hi childhood obesity.
Alkuam2
PenguinPete
OP: Here's a sandwich. IMGUR: HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!HATE!!!
mastikator
Americans are fucking weird
SaintZanzibar
Ain't that the truth
elwaln8r
Point taken. But as an American, I’m a little disheartened that dad couldn’t fit some bacon on that.
Dickfitzwelll
HighlySexualLobster
mastikator
That's candy, not food.
HighlySexualLobster
Id argue so is a fluffernutter. Unless you're from Massachusetts. https://whatscookingamerica.net/History/FluffernutterSandwich.htm
mastikator
I'd argue you're correct.
Alistairetheblu
Not enough vegemite?
W92Baj
Thats very niche
Etrigan77
I like the creativity but that would be a sickening goo fest and not a nice sandwich. I take sandwiches very seriously and this is heresy
LittlemissEm
Children like sickening goo fest. Their taste buds haven't evolved. Although diabetes is a concern
AlmightyHamSandwich
As a fellow serious-sandwich-person, you're preaching the truth. A sandwich that becomes a mess isn't a sandwich.
Drzhivago138
Toast it first so it can stand up to all those heavy spreads.
IneedtochangemyusernameandIguessthiswillhavetodo
speakign the truth when most don't want to hear it.
whitevfute
andyilmatto
Always upvote Breaking Bad.
beerlady
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Breaking Dad
ForgivingCat
WillNeverPost
Always upvote MITM
NeverCast
My OPSEC mind stepped in, Man in the middle?
ACDCTWITCH
Malcolm in the middle
WillNeverPost
Bruh! Malcolm in the Middle!
PussyLips
What episode was this?
Gorzine
God i love this show i wish i had the Dvd's or something. They should add it on netflix for god sake!
fazemaster92
I think it is, I watched it a few months ago. Unless they decided to take it down smg
Tiinymonkey
IMO, one of those shows you watch for one character.
Tiinymonkey
New Girl & Schmitt another one
NowWatchMeGlitch
It was on Netflix but they removed it. Bastards.
Gorzine
MRW :(
IronCosmonaut
In America it’s on both Hulu and Netflix
Gorzine
I'm in europe i hope it's not banned there!! Oh god i'm so gona binge watch all of this if it's there!
Tiinymonkey
WELL, LA-DEE-DAH!!!
SparrowTail3
Hmmmm ... just tried Netflix .. not there :(
travelintimeinc
Life is unfair
Acrossbetweenabunnyandeeyore
I thinks he thought you were talking about breaking bad
HypnagogicHallucinations
OK, we get it. You have a dad.
WyrdDarcnyzz
Considering my dad, I'd rather not.
ReaperOfOaths
I relate
Whailes
UtterlyRedditculous
And diabetes
WhiteIce2112
I mean my dad DOES have diabetes
Alkuam2
Sealedbaylor
Didn't think I would see DasBoSchitt on imgur.
gunnLX
Jokes on you, i already have diabetes.
UtterlyRedditculous
Then I would strongly advise you to steer clear of the above sandwich
gunnLX
Its not like i cant eat anything. I can eat everything i want, its not gonna kill me the minute i put it in my mouth.
nowlookwhatyoumademedo
Marshmallow? Is that for when you're sick of waiting for the school shooter and choose to die of diabetes instead? A concerned New Zealander
kelots
And what is crunchy??
JimmySmits
Crunchy peanut butter. Peanut butter with tiny chunks of peanuts in it.
HighlySexualLobster
you tut tutting the colonies while drinking your tea and eating your fairy bread?
nowlookwhatyoumademedo
Ha! Haven't seen those in years. They were a staple at New Zealand childrens parties in the 70s.
RexLibris
Its to make a Fluffernutter you heathen https://marshmallowfluff.com/the-fluffernutter/
ZOMGNO
I dunno whats wrong with the Americans, but lets just stay here in Paradise and not die of super-diabetes.
PenicilliumCamemberti
Fact: sugar normally does not increase your chance of getting diabetes, but being overweight does. Of course, one might lead to the other.
PenicilliumCamemberti
But as long as you don't get too many calories all the time, go and eat disgustingly sweet stuff, if you feel like it.
ZOMGNO
Its a complicated one, but yes, if you had to summarise in 2 imgur comments, sure. Whats with the username? You into Medical grade cheese?
PenicilliumCamemberti
Yes, it's more complicated, but I tried my best. I'm a biochemist with a non-work related love for cheese. P. camemberti makes camembert.
PiGiSpi
username relevant, thank you for that piece of info!
ComradeBushtail
I’d recommend creamed honey for the middle instead of liquid. Same taste just doesn’t ooze off when you’re trying to eat
Coerulea
PBJ 2.0.1
ForgivingCat
Creamed? I would call it natural honey.
UnevenElephant
I recommend white honey from Hawaii, does the same and is amazing
BavarianGuy
It is in the middel, so by eating around you could save it for last.
ManByTechnicality
Alysaere
Counterfit
Sauce?
BigBtheFirst
The Devil Is A Part Timer. Very good comedy, with some pretty nice action and story as well.
Counterfit
I knew it looked familiar
atarujun
That's what she said.
MoreAshyThanLarry
I like ooze, no homo.
milmeOpFlyer
*set honey
BetterDeadThanRed
Better yet, get some honeycomb if you can. Can't beat it. Love me some peanut butter and honeycomb sandwiches.
sexswingguru
Killer idea, thank you.
BetterDeadThanRed
No problem!
Dustorn
... Creamed honey? That sounds both lewd and delicious. That's an A+ combo in my book.
whitter86
Whipped honey is the same thing
whitter86
Whipped honey spread is probably the official name
Gabe1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
"official"
whitter86
yes i am a part of the official honey spread naming committee