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Hold my coat
Edit: Sweet Most Viral. Hit me with some inbox. I like dogs and boobs.
Full video: https://youtu.be/a_t0xm8nYIw
Edit 2: Turns out the FP request for inboxy goodness does work but the lack of boobs is disappointing.
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
Fucking thug really think he's gonna just walk in and jump the counter?
IncorrektGramerNazi
What a man!
TheActualDonKnotts
All the other criminals in jail are going to make fun of him for this.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
MidlandRedux
Where I grew up, every grandfather and father was a war veteran and most of the younger men put in two to four years. Not much crime.
thatguyfromny
You're from my neighborhood?
jmmoore6535772
Obviously not America since 11 people weren't shot
IdleVice
An American - can confirm.
maximothedestroyer
I didnt got boobs either
Goronhead
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
BeerAndWhiskey
Hi, "not fuckin around", I'm Dad.
IncorrektGramerNazi
*takes off coat*
SPECTREagent
Who knew Werner Herzog could kick ass like that
strideo
"Here we see the hopelessness of a nihilistic youth. As the elders hold him down he begins to realize the futility of his life."
ASOIAFgymcoach
Haha! I read the title as "hold my cat"
jridley
Seems like if someone's jumping over the counter at you, it'd be really easy to grab his shoulders, pull and plant his head into the ground.
veerows
Read ''Hold my cat''... watched the video twice looking for the cat. -_-
hamberglar
"Hold my coat, I'm going to fuck this guy's day up."
Corcorcor3010
That's the kinda guy you want as your girlfriends father, don't you
Pinaplewapi
You know I've always wondered that If someone is holding you at gunpoint, what are the chances that he won't actually shoot you if u do this
KnightsOfShame
There’s a lot of hard as fuck young guys that have grown up to look like soft middle aged folk. But they’re not. They’re still hard as fuck.
mds308
I'm guessing it's an expensive jacket.
Fuzzybuttocks
That sounds like a porn script
FurciferPardalis
I got a grey kitty, white one, and a tabby too. Mad MC skills, leave ya struck I roll with ma kitties and I'am hard as fuck.
ivyquinn87
(Cokney accent) c'mere you cunt.
J0ND0E297
PShooter
@14:49:43 - customer about to walk in.... "Nope."
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
That is some crazy shit. There was a spear and I do believe Old Man Zed there was starting to instigate a rape. “Go get the gimp”
frenchcook
A couple years ago I was walking home from work , hand in hand with my boyfriend. As we crossed a small porch movement caught my eye and 1/
frenchcook
I saw a guy mugging a girl. Not even thinking ( I am know for that, not thinking) i tossed my hand bag at my boyfriend "hold me that" 2/
frenchcook
and ran towards the mugger. Thing is, dude was like a good two heads taller than me and 30 kilos of muscles in addition so it was stupid 3/
frenchcook
but then I saw this middle aged, pot belly man overtake me and SLAM the mugger into the wall before hooking his arm in some kind of lock 4/
frenchcook
It was the neighbouring florist and damn, that old dude had skills, mugger started cursing and ended up crying in his arm lock hold
Shimbo00
Lady outside calmly calling the cops.
imgurianitarian
MrWhaIe
sause?
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IHazAFloof
Still love their Aragorn more than Jackson's. Closer to the book. Just needs pants.
Cereaza
That robber had a bold plan.
Sphinxycat
Don’t fuck with judo dad. You never know where he’ll be shopping
kurash
Is that Steve from cuckoo?
Kohoutek73
No
NotAHugeSpider
Desucaker
Judo know if hes shopping, judo know if hes at the bank.
dunkyclone
gerthzilla
Gi knows if you've been bad or good
kevlarburrito
TIL a half assed tackle is considered Judo
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justThisPerson
No, you stop, I love him!
justThisPerson
Whatever, that old man killed it. You try that stuff when you're his age. Pretty amazing.
BolenArrow
If he lifted his leg when he turned his shoulders I would have believed in some training. But nah, he just head locked the dude.
Sphinxycat
He was just warming up. He was about to take his tank top off as well
somenerandom
Seriously. Kudos to the guy to interfering, he's obviously brave but he was not winning that scuffle, like at all. Has balls, obviously,>
somenerandom
but has martial prowess? Nah.
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
It’s my opinion that most people would do better in life if they had half their actual talent and double their balls
mopingoverwroughtrug
Did I see a spear getting waved around at 0:15?
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
Pool cue, my guess.
WolnyLogin
"coats off, spears up, lets fuck him up" (these guys, probably)
NotAHugeSpider
500dollarydoos
Only good if you fight 3 vampires huddled together
Camboobmac
Looks like a spear but I think flag pole, the kind you carry
Strawington
It does have a point on the end and looks much too long for a broom handle
Flatfourmayhem
Leithoa
I think it's a flag pole?
JellybellyBushroot
It's Britney bitch!
DrClaww
*coughs quietly*
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
It’s a broom handle. Some wizard showed up as well. Discarded the broom he flew in on like it was a jacket & helped fuck that robber up
mopingoverwroughtrug
That makes more sense.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Skipadurpderpderp
PutThatThingBackWhereltCameFromOrSoHelpMe
"I killed a guy with a trident"
ivvarish
That escalated quickly!
Kvothefefe
bannyd
Yeah I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that - you might need to lay low for a while
skooterLaughin
You're probably wanted for murder.
wremise
I mean what did he expect? Move in, take cash, and everyone will let him go?
dweadpiewitwobbits
It would have if this was New York.
TurboBoner
I think that's exactly what he expected to happen.
Janusha
maybe it worked the other times
JustHereForTheWorkStories
He expected everyone to lay down and post like a pussycat
Janusha
Drugs is a hell of a drug
KnightsOfShame
That’s what would have happened if it wasn’t for that one customer.
ThatShiftyMonkey
*those meddling kids
infinitesemal
I watched a german documentary about a former drug abuser and partly thief and he said, that obvious but fast robberys are the safest
infinitesemal
like going in a store, grab your hands full of jackets and leave. normally nobody has time to realise, what just happend
infinitesemal
or at night smash the big main window of a store, smash every showcase and on the way out grab everything that has been displayed-1,5min max
LSparkles
The best part is when Judo Dad holds the door closed "no we don need no cops, we got this, boy you gonna wish we called the cops... "
Gorgoror
Mafia style, Joe Pesci's Casino style...
Elroydb
"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me"
electrajet
Isn't he just keeping new customers from entering the situation unaware? Seems like a smart move to protect people.
Howboutdempackers
Not at all. the main purpose is so the thief can't escape.
darksniperknight
New customers: Oh My God, those guys in there are trying to rape that man, we must save him! But this guy are holding the door closed.
BBBBAAKKAAAA
Hahahaha I can see that happening actually
somenerandom
He's trying to keep the situation under control by preventing new variables from being introduced. You don't know what a random person >
Rip42
Or they could just be slow ass accomplices.
somenerandom
3. allows him to escape. They can do any number of things, including get hurt, yes. Better just keep them outside for now.
somenerandom
2. coming in would do. They might see 3 men holding 1 down and decide the robber is an innocent victim. They might create a commotion tha>
llcoolj
I love the little pants-pull-down in mid fight.
Noahy503
I was expecting him to get probed.
valen00
You ever see anybody outside some YouTube legends punch on with their pants around their ankles?
ThatOneUkrainianGuy
*Oh shit a penis*
RagDoll23
Oh I thought he was pulling his shirt down xD
igivetheinternets
...and then they fucked!
HammerParty13
Seems a little rapey...
athomeplayer
Thats some pulp fiction shit right there
fashenkna
lol
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
It’s okay!, I’m a doctor. -guy pulling pants down.
TheDivineUsersub
Is the thief a gymnast?
SitDownAndStudy
Are they bringing back penis inspection day, now?
windexismygravy
Priorities!
RandalierBear
Actually he tried to subdue him by pulling his pants down to his ankles, but gave up on it. Best way to stop someone from kicking.
wardenclyfe
Oh of course why didn't I think of this earlier!? Things will be so much easier now, way to teach a man to fish my friend
Commanderwho
I don't wanna know what you're fishing for.
CactusFantastic0
????
shiftdi3s3l
Checking for spare weapons.
jonh95o
Nope just a third leg
fitzinimgur
RetardAIert
It’s also hard to run with your pants round by your ankles.
kevlarburrito
It's also hard to pull down jeans that are properly worn and fit correctly....
ThankAHank
"Spare weapons"... Riiiiight.
shiftdi3s3l
I was trying to be subtle dammit.
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
Weapons of mass dick-struction
GirdleTurtle
ThankAHank
FWIW, I found it by searching "right" on Imgur's gif search...
llcoolj
Or was this about to turn into the hottest porno of 2018?
TheManSpider
EvolvedLurker
SL3ID3R
thefriedshrimp
*ted cruz liked pic*
flashTieWatcher
What porno is this from. . .
BustedHelmet
i cant remember the name but if you google "ted cruz twitter account liked porn" you'll find it