Star Wars Dump*

Nov 7, 2017 12:44 PM

ebbydebbydoo

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Can Mark Hamil even sing?

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27. I don't think this one is Star Wars themed... It's a photo by Benjamin Wong, but hell if this isn't inspired by it. Tell me this isn't Anakin carrying Padme on Mustafar. (Don't actually tell me, I don't care that much.)

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If you analyze the mechanics of a lightsaber fight and not what the fight means to the story then you're missing the whole point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#7 Is a Brookyln 99 quote.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 Couldn't Carry have waited for the 40 year anniversary :'(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sith code if awesome. Grey Jedi code is dumb as shit. Jedi code is meh.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Kylo Ren appreciation! :D. All the little details about him are interesting to me, I'm excited to see where he goes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Most of these were made by someone who doesn't know much about the star wars universe and it hurts my inner nerd.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many people are pissed about Grey Jedi being mentioned in this post. I bet that's almost all the downvotes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just so you guys know, that was made into a song already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pORNNBE4YVE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2# is an actual video. I love it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man I absolutely love #12, never thought of it like that before

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

"I better not have to watch Luke Skywalker die with my own two eyes I swear to god" Couldn't have said it better myself.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lightsabers are held on by the one holding the lightsaber. To turn it off you would have to pry their finger/thumb off the button.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the Force is less about good vs evil, not inherently one or the other, just depends how you use it and what for.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite pieces of Star Wars art.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?" -Ahsoka "Anakin, How tall are you?" - Obi-Sass Kenobi

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Well hello there

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

K E N O B I

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The force is stronger the less people using it, that's why Rey and Kylo are so perfect at jedi stuff despite having little to no training.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

...Kylo has had tones of training. First with Luke then Snoke...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 SRONGEST

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

fuuuck now I gotta go play SWTOR again...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't forget #2, and to patch in all the Restored content. And maybe play it on Android.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not only do those "Click"s look like they say "Dick" but they also literally look like dicks to me. I guess I just have dick on the brain.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You could say you're a bit of a... dickhead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does Jaime Lannister have a nephew? His douche was his son.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Nephew" is your sibling's son. His sons ARE his nephews.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They Gray code is so fucking stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Wait, isn’t that what Luke realized in the EU with the whole balance to the force thing? That you need to have full emotions with the force?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The non canon EU and the explanation that Lucas directly refuted?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What do Jedi's pay with?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't worry I'm already on the way out

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Starbucks.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Ba dum TSS*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their lives?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Troof, dis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are no gray jedi

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Isn't Ashoka one? Or is she something else. Or at least... was.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Kyle fucking Katarn got rendered non-cannon but this shit didn't cause apparently it shows up in the cartoons.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't paid attention to Rebels but isn't Ahsoka kind of a gray Jedi? And if not, what is she after she left the Jedi order?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A force user.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and the gray jedi code is a terribly written fanfic - I don't know how it's still around

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

It's like X-Men first class. "Find the place between peace and rage." "So moderately annoyed is how my powers work?"

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Wasn't Jolee bindo considered one?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Grey Jedis are utter fandom bullshit, The whole point is that force users can only exist on one extreme side of the scale

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 25

Actually that's consistent with old cannon, and if rebels is cannon (it is I think) then they have at the least hinted at it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s officially canon now from Bendus Character, but not all the “Creed” crap.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This guy is right. Lucasfilm Story Group described a gray jedi as a vegetarian who eats meat sometimes, it makes no sense

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

How would you explain Fulcrum Asohka, or Asajj Ventress. Trained force users who are neither jedi or sith. Asajj helps ahsoka, not very sith

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ideology=/=Allegiance. You can be a Dark Sider with Morals or a Light Sider who does terrible things, but you're still one or the other.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SWTOR does a decent job of showing this with their alignment system, esp. after the option was added to choose your net allegiance recently.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well no not necessarily. The Jedi order strayed too far to the"good" side. Just like the with strayed too far the "bad". The Jedi 1/

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Originally lived on a planet where there were two planets in constant light and darkness. If a force user went to far to the light they2/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We're sent to the dark planet, and if you were to uppity and went dark they sent you to the light planet. At least that used to be cannon.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There is supposed to be a careful balance of light and dark without extremes.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Want qui gon jinn canonically a grey Jedi? I mean I think there were more in the books but in the movie at least 1 existed.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wasn't not want *

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was a rule breaker but nothing suggests that's canon.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't think he was totally gray, he just didn't adhere to some of the tenants of the Order he found silly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which at the time of the prequels is how a grey jedi was defined. One who didn't follow the will of the council (blindly.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was just going with the flow, seeing where his force powered instincts got him, full trust in the light side, nothing grey about him.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently he was considered gray because of his disagreements with the council. The 2 definitions were those that didn't adhere to the 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jedi order, and those who actually walked the line between the light and dark side. 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even though all that about Kyloe Renault may be true, he doesn't FEEL more powerful than Vader or Yoda.

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 4

I think he has more raw potential but less training

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Khloe Renault

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Kylo Renault vs Toy Yoda.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

To be fair he's not complete. He has no control, he hasn't learned to channel his anger. He's Anakin killing sandpeople, not Vader.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a comparison, I mean.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fucking sides

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

True. That said, I'm guessing that he is supposed to have an actual character arc away from whiny which will end up being awesome. Plz?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He feels kinda awkward and meh, like he hasn't grown into his powers yet and can't quite get the hang of them.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I believe my first reaction on Kylo after seeing TFA was "Jacen or Jaina Solo could wipe the floor with Darth Sasuke.".

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

'Darth Sasuke'

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kylo Renault:

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

How does this even exist??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop, I'm dying of laughter right now...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't being nearly appreciated enough

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought we had started a kind of Bendynoodle Cummerbund type of deal with Kylo Ren. ...

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Maybe we did!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. Hey. The name is easy to spell.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God damn auto correct.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

No, it's cool. This is canon now.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly made it better, he may be powerful but he's still feels like a renault compared to *insert favorite car brand*

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Happens to plenty of people Volvodra, don't worry about it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's all done for plot reasons. The blaster bolt is because we have more fancy special effects. Mind reading is to advance the plot. (1)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Chewie bolt had to happen, Chewie couldn't NOT react to Han's death, and we needed a reason for Rey to win the fight. (2)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And finally, we needed a lightsaber fight, it's Star Wars. So Kylo had to fight with that damage so Rey wouldn't lose. (3)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's no tougher than previous force-users. But he is more whiny and annoying. (4/4)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a child, and the whole film is just hyper & inconsistent so it's silly to compare his supposed powerz.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

and if any of that is even remotely true, and not just a case of upping the spectacle for new audiences, what does that say about Rey?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That it's all nonsense, and JJ Abrams as usual doesn't give much of a flip about continuity, especially in terms of action details.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kylo trained under Luke for years, Rey literally discovered she had force powers at all just days before getting captured and resisted him

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

successfully before kicking his ass in the snow shortly after being tortured.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

besides that, everyone has been retconned according to disney,we see vader slinging around baster bolts like bouncy balls in his cameo

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Aren't jedi constantly shielding themselves with/from the force and also constantly probing their opponents shield for weakness?

8 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 2

No, not explicitly anyway

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Yes. Does that shield the lightsaber? presumably, but its never mentioned.

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Yup, and I've heard a fan theory on it's why the fights in the original trilogy were kinda clunky, more concentration on the force battle.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

I could be wrong here, but in the old EU only force sensitives could operate a saber, something about the force controlling the actual blade

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

Only force sensitives could make them. A muggle could use one but it would be stupid dangerous for the user.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I think you're wrong seen as grievous isn't force sensitive

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You need the force to deflect bolts, wing that shit like a boomerang, sword fight super fast

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The force is "needed" to effectively use a lightsaber so that you can know where the actual blade of the saber is, since it has no weight.(1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With enough training anyone would be able to use a lightsaber in a sword fight, but they wouldn't be able to block shots.(2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Han used Luke's saber to cut open the Tauntaun on Hoth. I'm not disagreeing with you, just giving an example.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Old expanded universe Han was very much force sensitive. Which is why his kids were such powerful jedi.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You tellin me that u think the guy who did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs wasnt force sensitive?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm going with wrong. AFAIK, sabers are pure tech, you just need the force to take a sword to a gun fight and expect to survive.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

There is at least one lore case of a lightsaber with an internal trigger, so it could only be used with force - but yes, still pure tech.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine if they brought a gun to a gun fight ... they'd invent gun kata's

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Old EU explained that all lightsabers have a switch, but some are external that you activate with finger or whatever, and others are 1/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

internal and require the force to activate. Different makes and preferences.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, maybe that’s where I got that idea from.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, even in the old EU that wasn't the case. Han even uses Luke's saber in Empire Strikes Back.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but Han is canonically a force sensitive, and this is why Ben in the new trilogy is such a strong force user /1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think you're thinking of the old Decipher CCG or Wizard's Star Wars Minis, where he got a force rating to represent his luck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Skywalker line infused with another force sensitive line resulted in some of the strongest force users the old EU.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The only thing I found on Wookiepedia is that "Jaina speculated that he may have potentially possessed a mild form of Force-sensitivity."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But in Jedi Search, wasn't he (and possibly Ackbar) tested by Luke telepathically, like was done to Kyp Durron?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0