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reddenbocker
Why do people expect everyone who makes good money to waste it on frivolous things? Let the man wear what he wants!
CometLaHal
Drumming up fake drama to put on my feed. Thanks but no thanks
HectoProtecto
$5000 is a tiny chain nowadays
BazzyBaz
He looks fine if not good. Is this rage bait bs?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Mark Zuckerberg wore a hoodie for a decade, why is this guy expected to ah forget it I can’t even pretend. He’s black. That’s it.
IfYouDontChewBigRedThenFYou
Nobody actually gives a fuck?
Clarysage
So if he's not supporting his local jeweller, and he's not buying labels, what does he spend his money on?
ahhhsurelook
If you're that tall and fit, less clothes is best
MrHailstone
I dont know who this is and actually i dont care
Larnoc
I'd still dress comfortably if I won the lottery I think, but my serving staff would have to maintain an air of sophistication
KeatonTS
looks exactly like what I'd wear.
Someoneisinmyhead
A year... Let that shit sink it..... How much do teachers make? My wife is a teacher, and I make almost double what she does.
Novatash
I think the logo on his hoodie is photoshopped on there. It's the same picture, but the logo is slightly moved in the right one
RevTang
"People" would have been dicks no matter what he wore. Doubt he cares and he shouldn't.
Shaodyn
"What's the purpose of being rich if you're not going to mindlessly accumulate luxury goods you neither need nor want?"
RelartOfGivia
I went shopping for the first time in the pandemic with my wife to an outlet mall. I needed some work shoes. Legit I felt anxiety when I...
RelartOfGivia
...saw people lining up in droves to get into places like Couch, Prada outlets. I get they had sales but damn. I never understood the lure.
capefling
I'm sorry, can someone explain what's wrong with the outfit?
jolem53
One of my favorite NBA players.
DontLookBackInAnger
Doesn’t matter how good the drip is of it feels bad. Start comfortable and go from there
ottofood
Money doesn’t change a man it just exposes who he always wanted to be- Oscar Wilde
Canofminus
Met a dude that played professional baseball for a better part of a decade. Mutual friend told me he live modestly while playing & 1/?
Canofminus
invested all the rest. Dude retired mid 30's & has more time & money than he knows what to do with. 2/2
KaijuMcCitysmash
If i made $20000000 a year i would work for one year and then never again
DontTazeMeBrah
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Tyrannotron
Depends, I'd probably keep doing it if I'm getting paid to play a game I love.
DarkwingDuc
His work is playing a game. I bet he works his ass off & it’s not easy. But he gets paid to do something he enjoys. I’d keep doing that.
CreativeMapleCookie
A extra 20mil in your bank account every year and that thing that makes you happy also gives you the chance to... [insert every answer]
Tomadzo
$5000? hehe. So glad he doesn’t know how much athletes really piss away
IveGotRedOnMe
Was gonna say, a 5 grand chain will probably get him made fun of harder by the same pieces of shit clowning him for dressing comfy
Gdan79
I make a not insignificant amount of money per year. I wear a walmart $5 t-shirt, wrangler jeans, and flannel when it's cold.
Gdan79
Making enough money should mean I am comfortable, not that I have to conform to some expensive uncomfortable taste.
lordofthegoats
how to stay rich when earning a high salary for a brief period of your life tip #1 don't buy stupid shit.
doesntmatter
Unless it's that famous art piece that is a shit in a can
SarcasticComment
Sometimes that's part of image. Doing outlandish flashy shit gets you talked about beyond sports to maybe get a job in sports casting later
SarcasticComment
Joe Burrow comes to mind. He's performing well on field but is peacocking off it to the point his market can't stop talking about it.
MeatraffleJackpot
Why two photos?
superpaul79
If yo cross your eyes right, it looks 3-D.
Vesane
No, it's not a proper stereogram. Just identical photo with the shirt logo slightly shifted for some reason
lasertag2000
"people"
copingcabana
"People are saying vague, subjective headlines are the result of lazy journalists."
killbrutus
What a bunch of bastards.
Midgarmerc
It's like when you see all those right wing sites posting "SJWS ARE SAYING THIS" and it's like 5 tweets
Shoutrr
"the internet loses it's mind over this" "you won't believe what this thing will do". Any people writing article like that needs a beating.
barrocoyote
Hey one nobody on twitter is totally a people
LokiShade
Good point, actually.
DarkRedCape
I bet the same people own large ford trucks, don’t vote democrat, like the colour orange, watch Fox News, oh and are racist cockwombles.
williamrichards
Wrong demographic dude.
LokiShade
Bollocks. I'm sure people from all walks of life are raggin him. Everyone has the capacity to be shallow and judgey.
DarkRedCape
Both sides are the same eh?
saldrSleepTaker
What's wrong with orange? That's McLaren's colour
DarkRedCape
saldrSleepTaker
Okay, fair point
kingkongkeom
What's wrong with his outfit?
talomox14
Well he'll probably get really hot playing basketball in that.
XXXSpork
He’s not showing enough cleavage
Redshadow09
people who are not rich complaining that a man who is rich should dress flashy to show he is rich. To rob him later I guess?
Calise425
Agreed he looks cute and comfy
EmergencyDonut
I think he's supposed to be wearing a blazer without a shirt underneath and hot pants
LocalPumpkinHero
I mean I'd be okay with that
DarkwingDuc
Nothing. That’s the whole point of the post.
Bigcurly2000
True, but we don't understand specifically WHY people think there's something wrong with it.
DarkwingDuc
To know that we need to identify which people. I assume there were a couple different camps, probably both small & full of nobodies, though.
ChronicaLewinski
Because idiots care about the fact that somebody else isn't using their money on name brand clothing and expensive jewelery.
bBoldBrian
It needs a gold chain.
himisti
Maybe he's been seen in the same shirt before
SatelliteKid86
Same thing I said too ??!?!?? People just want to watch the world burn wankers
BlairT1
Nothing. It’s pretty casual, but who really cares
aap71
i've never understood why formal business attire was expected for young athletes at a sports arena
escalinci
Fit is good, is in good condition, has pockets, what's not to like.
bondance
Is ‘pretty casual’ no good or something?
ijustwantabanana
Considering it's the all star game where people usually pull out their best suit it's pretty rare to see casual clothing
kingkongkeom
Sure, but what are they complaining about? That he doesnt look like a game character dressed up by an 8 year old who stole dads credit card?
KungFuAnimeJesus
They’re not big brand hype beast clothing
Colopty
Exactly, everyone knows those ridiculous looking outfits have better stats. It's like he's not even paying attention to the meta.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
And, who is he?
kingkongkeom
Jarrett Allen is a NBA player for the Cleveland Cavaliers
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Ok. Thank you
kingkongkeom
yingjun
gotta look like a 1930's gangster from space
astrid28
Steven King used to wander around Boulder looking almost homeless, no one (barely, I did) recognized him. He'd hang on pearl st. Nice dude.
DecorativeCacti
The really rich ones don't care what you think. The not actually rich but want you to think they are ones spend a ton so you know they can.
BishlamekGurpgork
Or the noveau riche.
4sambucas
*Stephen
astrid28
Hooked on fonics phucked me up. XOXO
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Stephen*
MeatraffleJackpot
Steve Bannon does that, but he's a cunt.
whiteroll
You met him, yet you can't even type his name correctly?
astrid28
.... im sorry my shit spelling is so offensive?... ive met him, and I doubt he remembers my name at all. Does that make it better?
breach1
I'm certain he doesn't remember your name.
astrid28
whiteroll
Where did I say that it was offensive? I meant your credibility suffered.
astrid28
... my ability to interpret tone on the internet, is also shit... sorry. - I dont read his books. Can't stand spending 3 pages on the dew <
astrid28
Covered grass, that has shit all to do with the story. But, great stories/movies.
whiteroll
No worries. I'm basically the same unless it's information I don't know, then I'm hooked. cheers
whiteroll
Unless you're not talking about Stephen King...
ImgursLibertarian
That's Colorado. I thought he was a Maine...ennite?
keyblader1985
He's a San Diegun
ohhhmyyyGLOB
He writes a lot about Colorado
NenehCheery
Mainah.
OnlyQuietOnTheOutside
The correct term is Maine-iac! Trust me. I grew up there
OnlyQuietOnTheOutside
Also I lived around the corner from SK himself
storebrandproductmascot
This would imply that they're dancing like they never danced before, and I see no evidence of that.
ChernoGamma
She's a Maine-iac, Maine-iac on the shore/and she digging clams like she's never dug before
astrid28
He has a thing for colorado/boulder. - thats why he used the Stanley for the shinning. Visits a lot... or did.
astrid28
Oh! And the stand. Boulder was the goal location.
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astrid28
You mean east boulder! -- boulder seriously needs to let yall be your own town. Instead of jacking all your tax revenues.
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Exdeath5000
I have always hoped I would be the same way if I won the lottery. I'm not flashy now and don't think I would want to be if I won
Codykujo
I mean really do whatever you want, just don't shit talk others if they don't spend on what you spend money on... Unless it's their kids.
ButtTrumpett
Fairly well off now. Still wearing the same clothes from target from college. 9 years ago ? who am I tryna impress. I’m content.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
I'd go from how I am now to hermit in the woods with no bills and all his needs taken care of.
silentwolf1999
Guaranteed If I won the lotto I'd still hit up thrift stores.
Cutlass0516
Shorts and a hoodie. (Maybe one nice James Bond tux)
Tomadzo
Ever heard the phrase “your possessions own you”? It’s pretty much true. Learning what is most important to you make things simpler
bulldoggg
I’d be over the god damn moon if I could afford some nicer clothes that actually fit. Not like 500 jeans but splurge on the 80 dollar ones
YouWonTheGam3
I'd set up a nonprofit bird shelter, fund no kill shelters, tips heavy if dining out, and splurge on a nice baked potato
EroticZombiePants
I probably wouldn't change how I look, but I'd make myself a modern day castle complete with a moat somewhere in rural America.
jekath
I look poor. I can't be bothered buying clothes. My car is a dinged up old Nissan. I'm not poor at all, though. I just know fancy stuff 1/
jekath
doesn't make me happy. Being poor sucks. But at some point your stuff gets more expensive, it just doesn't have any value.
MisuseOfLiterally
I wouldnt be flashy too. I would own more clothes and maybe better quality, but the style wouldnt change. I dress exactly how I want to
OtterAvalanche
I dont shop at thrift stores to save money (though it's nice) I shop for sustainability. If I won the lottery clothes wise no changes
imgursample
What they don’t tell you is, some of that crazy expensive stuff is totally worth it.
IrateMeatAndMeatAccessories
I'd probably get a lawyer and legal things sorted before going home, buying toys and PC parts, and get back to my regular internet habits.
GoliathSkittles
Man, if I got fancy clothes I'd just drip sauce all over them anyway.
TheSlackerKing
I could be making 100m a year, id still only wear band shirts and jeans with black boots.
Quizz25S
I hope for your sake you never win the lottery. It ruins most people who win it's's's's lives.
DarthInsomnias
Never wearing the same socks twice would be nice.
rlopez2431415
When i was poor I dressed like I had money and now that I have money I wear shorts to meetings
nat300Lord
Money doesn't change you, it enhances you. It you're flashy and money-hungry you just ramp it up.
usafsmith8408
pr3viso
You won't have to make that difficult choice
ajhorselady84
I'd buy a spot of land, build a hobbit hole house, a barn with a horse for me and one of those shaggy highland cows for my husband.
spiceass9000
I’d build a really nice moderately sized house in the middle of nowhere that is totally sustainable on its own. And I’d buy similar clothes
spiceass9000
And food of just higher quality. Wouldn’t really change except I’d be even less present in society
BreakablePotato
I'd pay off all debts, help out some friends and family quietly, buy a project car, take interesting classes, and possibly buy warm socks.
HardDoseOfReality
I feel mostly the same. My style won't change to much at this point. I'd spend my money on other things
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I may not win the lottery but God damn if it doesn't feel good to dream for 5 minutes that I did.
Sonicschilidogs
I feel like it's personal taste. I like shoes, so I'd probably splurge a little on J's, but be fine otherwise. Just like "dream house" would
Sonicschilidogs
Be pretty underwhelming, but I'd want a full theatre and a half court outside. Some people might want big garages, etc
ImNotAnOrange
If I had a lot of money, aside from a nicer place to live, the main difference would be i'd pay someone to keep my home clean
KirapkasGergers
Most rich and powrful people aren't that publicly flashy. At least if they are old money.
EroticZombiePants
Athletes tend to be flashy though.
KirapkasGergers
Most athletes are new money.
Innuendobot5000
Bullshit. You would totally buy the flashiest light-up Skechers.
EneZio
Only thing that would change about me is I'd be a fat piece of shit infront of a much better pc
yourbassist
I'd definitely be buying a McLaren and a Ferrari
SenfinaZeit
Lottery winners are always the kind of people who buy lottery tickets and thats why most lottery winners go broke.
LurkerOfDarkness
I know I wouldn't I have 0 desire to show off to people. So I'm not going to spend loads of money on bling, clothes, cars or whatever.
SteelKnight
I'm gonna be ostentatious af if I win the lottery, it will absolutely change me
girrocks001
My style, car, and eating out would remain the same. If I got enough I'd open a farm to table brewery and restaurant a la Jester King.
0lm3ca
I'd live in a nice small comfy home not a mansion but would own a wild assortment of clothing
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I would love in a bigger than necessary size house (not a mansion, but 3k feet minimum). Clothes would be marginally nicer
OlLineFace
I'd build a house exactly the size I need to live, with the highest quality materials I can get my hands on. Granite foundation baby
kittykat
I would totally tip even better than I do now. Like this but less obnoxious.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I would tip like a crazy person. You refilled my water three times? Here, pay off your student loans.
ladyjigglebutt
Yep, I'd focus far more of the quality of the house than the size. Three bedrooms and an office is all the space I need.
ladyjigglebutt
I'd have my best friend come live with me because they struggle with disabilities so I'd look after them.
Pleeby
Genuinely, I don’t understand mansions. Give me a nice cottage in the middle of nowhere and I’d be chuffed.
InspiringBadger
I have aspirations to buy a home with enough rooms to have a craft space, a library, a gaming room, and a guest room. That's it.
BranDohCalrissian
I just want a sunny glass dome filled with plants to read in. But that's "unrealistic" and my credit is "horrible."
InspiringBadger
Light, that sounds amazing! I hope you get this some day.
JesaraB
I want to- have a good computer, and not have to check prices when grocery shopping, that's my goal.
InspiringBadger
Yes! I want to be able to buy little treats without automatically telling myself what I'll have to go without to do so.
Cucumberclouds
Hey cool! I must be very efficient because I have all of those in one single room
InspiringBadger
Yeah, that's our current set up too. Very efficient indeed.
BranDohCalrissian
The fact that Adam Sandler still dresses like a bum is like my favorite thing about him.
Sonicschilidogs
You'd love Kevin Smith then
Molder12
Left and right look like the same outfit but he just turned the Superman one around bc there’s stains on the front. Basically me lol
faultierr
He's clearly comfortable.
MisuseOfLiterally
I guess thats my favorite thing about him too since I absolutely hate his acting
ButtTrumpett
I like Vicky and she likes me back!
VirtualNaut
jgluth101
Bet those “bum” outfits still cost him a grand each. The basketball shoes alone probably cost 2-3 Benjamins per pair.
BranDohCalrissian
I def don't know enough about fashion to confidently say..
W0lfsbl00d
Neither do they...
W0lfsbl00d
He often wears relatively cheap adidas and nike stuff under $50. Those shorts in the photo are nowhere near $200.
TrojanGiraffe
I kinda doubt that… maybe 3-400 tops
PeaceOotTunes
And 20 dollars for a shirt and maybe 50 for some good bball shorts. At max 400.
W0lfsbl00d
Y'all are drastically overestimating how much those shorts cost.
Stolf
D.....drip? What fresh new hell is this slang
BranDohCalrissian
Im actually kind of stymied on that one too, but slang is for sure a "fake it till you make it" school of thought to me.
W0lfsbl00d
A young coworker a few years back said he had that drip. By the context I knew what he meant, but I gave him shit telling him if he's >
W0lfsbl00d
dripping from somewhere, he should probably go see a doctor about that...
W0lfsbl00d
I'm a Houstonian but I've always know it as British slang for a dullard or dunce. But in America a newish form of the older slang "swag"
SoMuchPooPooSon
Unfortunately the quality of his movies has dropped to match the clothing too.
BranDohCalrissian
Not disagreeing, but i like to remember him as he was. Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore hold such dear memories for me.
SoMuchPooPooSon
But that's why it hurts so much. Those films plus Uncut Gems, for example. Those films prove he can make good stuff, but he chooses not to.
DrMarioSThompson
He ha$ hi$ rea$on$
hyperfell
I never actually liked those films, couldn’t get into them. So my highlight of Adam Sandler is like 50 First Dates and Big Daddy.
TheChandrian
Have you seen Punch Drunk Love?
D1RTYPENGU1N
I'd keep everything the same, except do a job I enjoy and never ware a pair of socks twice.
jlist
I recently hit upon this too. If I was rich enough I could wear fresh socks every day of my life.
wtforero
Wonder how many people will get the reference
windowtudawoll
Sh¡t man, I know what I'd do
Ninjainslippers
When I got to the point where I had more than 7 pairs of darn tuff and smart wool socks, I knew I had made it.
ManByTechnicality
I just put in an order for 6 pair of darn tough. I feel like a king.
Ninjainslippers
Best $150 you will ever spend. Your feet will forever be hugged by angels.
ManByTechnicality
I already have 3 pair, so I am well aware. I wear steel toe boots for work. Absolutely worth every penny for comfort and durability. 1/2