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Cause wood is good
Thanks for watching!
theJellificationofStuff
Even had some stuff I hadn't seen +1
donttrustthemoon
#15 I don't believe that anybody, eats the way I do, falafel now.
botmarvin
#6 k
CyborgMatador
That cat was not spitting game rather about to throw hands.
SqueakyBumTime
Thought they were trees
LegendOfTheCrack
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about this meal now .
k8ieokay
The Hummus one got me.
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
I've been looking both ways on one way streets for years. I guess I've never had faith in humanity.
fleacollerindustry
Yeah but, I'm not going to judge humanity nor my faith in it just because someone can't read a ONE WAY sign...
DrBrogbo
Tackle and grapple!!
saboten13
*Excel.
xSquirrelly
Sensei Doug Duggart’s patented Tackle & Grapple defense technique!
malachilenomade
#6 You're not alone, Tom
anddeathithinkisnoparenthesis
Okay that Oasis one got me. +1
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
I don't believe anybody markets as well as them. I don't know how.
mentallychallengeaccepted
I said maybe! You’re gonna eat it all with gravy!
echonite
#1 img.ifcdn.com/images/92cd3ccb8862ba2fa47dc6a77051360a3819e50bc81cace537219f75000e9e82_1.jpg
wherearemytesticles
!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/169/802/fa9.jpg!
echonite
I'm sorry, Father, for I have sinned. It was either that or 9gag. I couldn't find the image anywhere else.
PW28
The white & grey cat looks scared as shit by the black cat. Jeesh, man up you pussy.
ItsNotLenticular
can someone explain the falafel one? I've seen it so many times and don't get it
melancholypanda
Try reading it while listening to Wonderwall.
ItsNotLenticular
It seems like a huge stretch to me!
karatheon
Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
sangatster
That was a nice bite sized phone dump just before bed.
Emetkees
Don't kid yourself, you'll still be browsing for a few hours
yourCleavageUsername
Good night, sleep tight
SpidersMcGee
Don't let the crazy murdering rapists bite
SecondHandDeathWish
You're really limiting me here by teaching people not to let me bite... The raping and murdering gets boring if you don't mix it up...
MountainDrew22
Preeetty sure you look both ways on a one way street only because it's a force of habit...but sure, go ahead and try to sound deep Tom.
wtforero
People go down the wrong way often. Intersection by my office has 6 separate signs saying do not enter. Happens every other week
LinwoodLTHR
Also bikers
IamAlduinTheWorldEaterAndThisIsMyFavouriteShopInMundus
I do it 'cause on the warm-up before my driving test, I found myself facing an idiot going the wrong way on the one-way street I'd joined.
Exowe
This is way too dark for nothing, don't put your security in the belief that people will do the right thing, that's basic survival skills
MoreAshyThanLarry
And assholes going the wrong way, common in my town.
Sugarcrotch
Hey look up. You see that flying over your head? Yeah that was the joke, buddy
PaintYourWagon
If that was a joke I can see why he sticks to mostly serious roles.
BlyroneBlashington
KirschPunkt
I do it because mum taught me to. You never know if everybody sees the sign.
johnnydarkside
Yeah, I think most people have turned the wrong way on a 1way at some point in their life. Usually you catch it quickly though not blocks.
END3RW1GGIN
Yeah people here in Bismarck, ND do this ALL the fucking time and have the gall to glare at YOU for driving the right way.
PaintYourWagon
I look both ways because bicycles exist and they dont always follow one way signs, you know common sense.
LHC20
Also sometimes bicycles are exempted from this rule.
PaintYourWagon
When would that be? I thought bikes always had to obey traffic laws like stop signs, one ways, etc
Mistruths
Bikes must either be pedestrians, or vehicles, but never both.
SemperFiZero
I'm better at using chopsticks than my Asian gf. I used to use them while gaming so my hands wouldn't get greasy on the controller.
AimlessAssasin
For some reason I imagined you using chopsticks on the controller instead of the food...
tinytinkingdom
Is that not what he said?
AimlessAssasin
I think he uses the chopsticks for the snacks so that his hands won't get greasy for the controller
1drumshark
I mean, forks and spoons would have also kept your hands clean...
NapAllDayPartyNever
who eats a spoonful of potato chips?
dalaiyoda
? A spoonful of taters helps the enemies go down...
Blubberpet
The same person eating chips with chopsticks?
NapAllDayPartyNever
chopsticks mimic your fingers picking up a chip. I've rarely seen a chip that could easily be scooped.with a spoon unless it was crumbs
Lewisking50
It would work, wouldn’t it?
ElynaerDeiros
Probably be pretty awkward tho.