My Mom said this while she was straightening my hair today...

Jul 21, 2017 12:05 PM

Noobdoog

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I dont mind

The hoeness is hereditary.

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I like getting my hair pulled, but not by my mom!

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Is your mom single?

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Brazzers script in draft

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OP's mom has got it going on

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That is awesome lol. Your mom knows how to get down :P

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Is your mom single?

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What's her number

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that might be cool , but not coming from your mom-yuck

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Dude, that's someone's mom! Older guy: That just means you know she fucks.

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TIL I'm an older guy.

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Be cautious. Op got a 5 star repost claiming their truck was hit by someone texting. Do not go gently into that good night

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Plot twist, OP is a guy.

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This is the beginning of a porn that I've definitely never seen before.

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Is your mom's name Carol? Cheryl? Charlene? Does she like sniffing glue?

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You're not my internet comment supervisor

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Do u also enjoy gangbang/stepmom?

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Stacy?

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"...so anyway...nine months later, you popped out"

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I don't remember this episode of Gazorpazorpfield.

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That'd be an interesting lasagnacat video

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Oh u mean garfief

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I love lasagnacat when I'm high

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You're talking about garfield right?

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how's your wiener?

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is she single?

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That's the one. That got me going.

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Brutal.

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That rager chick was always super hot.

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ded

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Salma Blair always did make my man parts engorged

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What movie, for scientific research purposes?

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Cruel Intentions. Pretty good soundtrack, too.

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Thank you sir :')

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Shia in the background was just perfect.

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Oh wow. I uh... I'll be in my bunk.

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Sometimes all that matters is who is behind the hand...

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Yep, buy this girl a drink.

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Preeeeeeetty sure that's a high school...

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Love your name. You may be right. My friends & I drank at 17-18, so it didn't click that she might be in HS. Thought college for some reason

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

lol i want to live in your fantasy world.

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Yes I'm making up that the shitty bleachered track-around-the-football field where everyone in the gif is a child is probably a high school.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

awwww, deflecting off of context! that's cute. it's okay that you were too lame to go to parties in high school and drink.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

so what?

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Was she right?

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Plot twist. OP is 13yrs old.

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Straight to the point

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God damn it

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You guys are barkering up the wrong tree.

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Asking the important questions

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I thought everybody likes getting their hair pulled....

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We are everywhere. Everywhere.

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Its strange when you have a partner who does. They go from ho hum to wham bam in seconds

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I don't really.

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Same, gives me a headache

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I'll give my 2 cents. Don't pull from the top and don't damage the hair. Run your finger through on the Nap and pull gently *moist*

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double wrap around hand

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And get a fistful as close to the scalp as possible.

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My entire family suffers from early balding. Growing up when my mom would comb my hair she yanked and tugged like no tomorrow. Once I was 1/

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old enough to comb my own hair, I was very careful not to cause pain. I am now the only person in the family not starting to go bald.

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I can find many uses for this image

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MomTeachesTeen, amirite?

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Finally, a reason to use this.

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I finally a chance to enhance the picture ive owned for years

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HE JUST KEEPS PUTTING THEM BACK ON RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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is the gif supposed to be seizureific hyper light speed?

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Your mom sounds pretty cool.

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Seems pretty awkward to me

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You'd think so until she steals your boyfriend.

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Can confirm; am her boyfriend

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I've seen a lot of different versions of that video

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She can't steal what I ain't got

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so you're single?

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All I'm hearing is that you're single

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I slept with several of my daughter's friends, not boyfriends...

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Story time? http://imgur.com/jwmEQPk.gif

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Dad?

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The person never said their daughters friends were girls

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I'm one of your daughter's friends.

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We're going to need to know these stories.

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This sounds not only awkward, but also illegal

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Over 18

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Oh, I see. So, how do I befriend your daughter?

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Illegal, kinky, what's the difference?

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Prior consent

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Umm, 15 to 20, I think.

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