SchleichDichDuOaschloch1010
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Jan 4, 2018 1:58 PM
SchleichDichDuOaschloch1010
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Kangadilla
Jikai1966
I never realised there was a third player in the dark window :o
Thedarkelvira
My mom has this exact saying on her wall, think that's why shes still single
BoozeHound001
That is a red flag. Another one is "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"
DarthKratos
Eat, shite, die
tafkae
its ouT OF ORDER
MummyNapkin
this is the best one i've seen
DoctorDudeBruh
I seriously don't understand why this bothers me. Its like the female version of Cargo shorts.
moefat
A lot of facebook moms have these decorations
DigYourselfBaby
And born-again virgins, like my neighbour who decided she's 20 years-old once more since her divorce.
pinktoebeans
This is the first one of these memes I’ve laughed at. +1
DracoSicarius
I don’t understand why that phrase is hated so much
LilSuzieLee
My husband and I are creating an "Eat Sleep Fuck" one of these for our bedroom!
lokishadowgirl
what if this was on the wall? https://imgur.com/KplhhLq
shhep
Y'all need to get laid, that's some /b/ level of edgelord approach. Maybe it means sth to her. Maybe it makes her smile. Maybe it's a tacky
shhep
dumb joke, which I would 100% appreciate. Keep waiting on your princesses and in 20 years you'll be wasting your retirement fund on hookers.
spitfires2000
What about that guy in the other room, hiding in the dark? Is that original?
BlameTheNargles
@coolguyzone42069
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Back to caring about shit that has no effect on our lives I see. Carry on.
Dreadric
KovnikJoe
My missus has one of these.
Veijo
PandraPierva
Ok what has been with all the fucking hate all of a sudden for what really amounts to just a vapid quote used by bimbos?
alenfishman
my wife loves this kinda stuff... what have i done.
MagicCactus
I forgot what the original image was, does anyone have the picture of it?
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MagicCactus
Thanks lol. Have no idea what it means though
MrBoogerPig
Yes.
SithRuleOfTwo
https://media.giphy.com/media/iuXnKvwKtuqNq/giphy.gif
TheGoodKingOfImgur
Let's all sit up here on our high horses and pretend that interior decorating is more important than pussy
Kompi
Honestly... Not one to do one night stands. But I mean, I just really really dislike those faux motivational stuff with a passion.
PandraPierva
To a gay man yes it would be
TheGoodKingOfImgur
"I'll allow it" - referee from celebrity death match
Zegot
my mom bought one of those >:(
Barbatus
Divorce her.
Magpiebones
Re-arrange it.
Dragongurl392
Time to move out.
ILikeLarry
Your mom's basic
MacrossGirl
Bought, but did she put it up?
Zegot
yea
docmuteki
panel 2 always implies "taking a dump" for me.
Verldemert
Maybe she’s into that?
Nostraanus
If you are luck, you can do both.
arphaSleepWrecker
You spoiled it forever!
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Same, I always take a shit in the middle of the room too.
horriblyremarkable
Dude, it's not scat porn
KingOfRootbeer
Not with that attitude
Lohocla
yeah, im still confused why there's a kitchen table in the bedroom.
NotU
It's a studio
Lohocla
studio's don't have a kitchenette? Everyone I had did and was too small for both a bed and a table, even with a murphy bed :)
ineedteaformyteagun
Tattoo shop here
MelodiousDissonance
I have one framed on my desk " get back to work you arnt being paid to believe in the power of your dreams" I find it very motivational
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Just breathe.
ElbowdeepinElmo
On a related note, would you rather tattoo "eat, shit, die" on someone?
ineedteaformyteagun
Fuck yeah! Oooooooooh fuck yeah!!! For free!
ElbowdeepinElmo
For free? Oh dear, I'm quite tempted :P
ineedteaformyteagun
Get your ass in Toulouse France and consider it done.
ElbowdeepinElmo
I'd love to but I won't exactly have a lot of time to travel anytime soon ^^
Demo7
People got these tattood on them???
Musicosity
Yup
Sqlut
in spanish class one girl had a huge live laugh love tattoo written 90 degrees right in a single line, in her back so yeah
HaggisBaconAndIrnBru
My ex got it on the back of her neck... we separated not long after.
helagos
Soooo fucking basiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!\
HomoHeidelburgensis
I just cant.....
PickleMorty
I hate that ppl are against this. There's nothing wrong with it. Why shouldn't we all live laugh and love? It's what life's about.
Kompi
The reason is that usually it is (unironicaly) used to an ironic effect. The people Ive seen who put this up dont really seem to mean it.
deamonsatwar
Because it became popular on Imgur to hate it. Its so popular people just use it to get to FP, most actually wouldnt care
Mithi
Then DO it, don't put a decal on your wall.
PickleMorty
Some people like to wake up to a positive message.
Kompi
Sure, but usually those people write their own positive messages or find something that seems more earnest.
Nerfection
It's not positive. It's oppressively saccharine.
PickleMorty
MemeSins
"I'd rather walk in and see a giant neon swastika" - That one twitter post we all pretend we made up
MrGentlemanSir
I'd probably rather see that if we're being honest
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
But, is the neon swastika in the original colours, or did they get creative and make it blue and pink or something
Reviire
Flashing.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
Rainbow
Reviire
Rotating?
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
With a dildo as the axle.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
A mandala of rainbow swastikas, all rotating in the opposite directions
shhep
I'd bone a basic girl that likes simple quotes. I'd not bone a nazi. Like, that's a level of crazy I'm not touching with my pee pee.
Braytac
ever seen Helga from Allo Allo? i would.....
thatguywhoisnttoowitty
Ok ok, but what if she is a really hot Nazi? Plus, she'll definitely know her way around an oven.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
I'd nail both. Whatever.
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Tikityler
What if they believe in killing people after sex like a Praying Mantis or Black Widow?
koops
Have you not seen the original romper stomper? They go off in the sack. Just say your Jewish mid coitus and hang on!
madethistocommenttomakesure
hatefuck? anyone? no? ok sorry
MrRandom314159
Make it so they can't walk straight, then release the badgers.
usernamepolice
I would
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usernamepolice
“It”
presidentjoebiden
As a gay guy, I'd fuck hitler til he screamed. Then kill him ;)
madethistocommenttomakesure
so if you'd be jewish as well, they'd call you the bear-jew?
presidentjoebiden
Idk, I'm 5'5 and 110lbs so I'm just a really aggressive twink