As nice as it will be when it comes, he is incompetent. The next one won't be, and will be far more dangerous. The cancer goes deep and will take a long time to die.
Not me. I want him to die after years in prison watching all the evil shit he's done being dismantled, his property sold for parts to pay down his debt to society, his children impoverished and imprisoned for their own crimes, and all his sycophants repent their relationships with him. I want him and all his toadies to feel real consequences so deeply their regret is a lesson to any who might try selling out society for personal gain for the rest of the century.
Stroke has a better chance of making him a vegetable, though, leaving him trapped in an ugly orange meat suit unable to communicate or show that he is still fully aware of his surroundings. With his money and his ego, you know he'd get only the best of care, keeping him 'alive' for quite a while.
Oh, I would not be upset at all if he died midstep, but the thought of him being trapped in a veggie state, completely aware and unable to interact with anything for years, is a lovely daydream.
For one brief, instantaneous moment, you had some joy. Hold onto that. When you get down, think back to that memory. Carry that feeling with you. Imagine when it becomes fact, how that joy will carry you though the next years. (Or at least until someone worse than trump is decided to be the next king be the ameridumbs)
I'd prefer it if he got William the Bastard's post-mortem treatment. Nobody wants to deal with the body, it festers and explodes/ruptures before he's buried.
I have posited for years now that he managed to get his hands on a genie and get three wishes and that's why he's such slippery fucking weasel. The truth is much more devastating.
There's adult stemcell treatments for the rich. They just grow adult stemcells from your own blood and inject it. Expensive af. Likely extending his life.
thechelonianshelmet
I wouldn't mind seeing a hole in one.
CallMeMcGyver
Would be even better if there were an angry pack of starving hyenas just out of the frame...
Zombie61
Yep, that's pretty much how I see it in my head. Well, except that it lasts a LOT longer so he remains in absolute misery and pain for a LONG time.
measuredby5
Especially because he CHEATS there too.
MadamPuddifoot
Fuck off with this hopeful Ai shit
thosearntpillows
I’m losing my faith in karma.
allenvasher3000
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Antifalalalala
It takes guts to wear white when you know you'll be shitting your pants at some point.
DamnedIfYouDo
Should add orange
duffman3335
If God didn't strike down the HUNDREDS of priests who raped children for decades, he's not gonna do SHIT about this fn POS.
J3lek
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Kunkoh
When this happens, I’m going to put a flag pole up in my yard, just so I can not lower the flag to half mast.
UncleRat
We have Trump's memorial dinner set. A selection of McDonald's, and we will be watching Milania's "film."
MonsoonGibby
In the manner of the finest of film critics. Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot.
JustTodd
He has a deal in place to prevent that for as long as possible.
EssentialLurker
It wont solve the problem. Imagine when he is replaced by an actual competent idiot.
BaddieVillain
Look, I hate him as much as the next person but can we please stop posting this ai garbage?
TomSlick19
Cheers
rebelft
If only.
RElGNMAN
molotovity
Only the good die young, assholes live forever.
Hornedequine
Im too old to die young, I guess I better figure out how to live
akafluffy
The entire world is waiting for that big beautiful obituary.
AshtonNight
Don't get my hopes to please.
nimeton0
It will be a world wide celebration, bigger & better than anything ever seen before.
Buffoonery
Bigger than Marti-Gras and Carnival all rolled into one.
davebarton315101
Eight million protesters multiplied by five hundred million victims.
witheredspoon
We'll partying like Ericka Kirk mourning!
alexcoldt
As nice as it will be when it comes, he is incompetent. The next one won't be, and will be far more dangerous. The cancer goes deep and will take a long time to die.
zippyuk2001
this!
testzero
TupacAintDead
I’m not religious but I pray for this every fucking day.
tsonquin
Not me. I want him to die after years in prison watching all the evil shit he's done being dismantled, his property sold for parts to pay down his debt to society, his children impoverished and imprisoned for their own crimes, and all his sycophants repent their relationships with him. I want him and all his toadies to feel real consequences so deeply their regret is a lesson to any who might try selling out society for personal gain for the rest of the century.
GhostBear3067
Looks more like a heart attack, which has a higher mortality rate, than a stroke.
keelindsey
Stroke has a better chance of making him a vegetable, though, leaving him trapped in an ugly orange meat suit unable to communicate or show that he is still fully aware of his surroundings. With his money and his ego, you know he'd get only the best of care, keeping him 'alive' for quite a while.
fla5h
Nah we need him to die thanks. You think they won't keep their God-Emperor on the throne despite being a vegetable?
keelindsey
Oh, I would not be upset at all if he died midstep, but the thought of him being trapped in a veggie state, completely aware and unable to interact with anything for years, is a lovely daydream.
Lowland
Dude I almost popped the expensive champagne, dont do that
KatLuvr54
😂
imgurianitarian
Dont tease me
AtmaDarkwolf
For one brief, instantaneous moment, you had some joy. Hold onto that. When you get down, think back to that memory. Carry that feeling with you. Imagine when it becomes fact, how that joy will carry you though the next years. (Or at least until someone worse than trump is decided to be the next king be the ameridumbs)
MantisTobagganMD
Almost popped that Korbel? Best keep to André Brut.
tentacularfleshscape
Blue nun widemouth and three days vanished in a delirium
Daywalker27
Mmbear
Not enough tacky gold spray painted trimmings.
firlefranz
What about „happy hour“?
Radijsjes
I'd prefer it if he got William the Bastard's post-mortem treatment.
Nobody wants to deal with the body, it festers and explodes/ruptures before he's buried.
MissMeaniePie
I swear that lumpy sack of shit is using dark magic to stay alive at this point
FanBladeFleshlight
Hence the eating of baby intestines.
J3lek
All billionaires do.
Vempire
I have posited for years now that he managed to get his hands on a genie and get three wishes and that's why he's such slippery fucking weasel. The truth is much more devastating.
CookieMonstersCrumbs
He is, it's called a working healthcare system.
zelda633000
Healthcare that is working only for him and his Epstein-class cronies; not the predominant healthcare system that suffices for the rest of us plebes.
Iamthebullfrog
Way beyond “working.” ‘Member when he got COVID and they HELICOPTERED him to Walter Reed for sci-fi experimental treatment?
Ree81
There's adult stemcell treatments for the rich. They just grow adult stemcells from your own blood and inject it. Expensive af. Likely extending his life.
ExtremeLurking
not doing much for that pile of shit between his ears tho
hairytrigga
I had 2 rounds of that for cancer treatment at PMH in Toronto. Its only for the rich if you dont have universal healthcare.
Ree81
They take it as an all-cure, basically several times a year. That's expenso, as no insurance will do that.