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Jul 4, 2024 6:22 PM
saltyspidergwen
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steelundecided
Human fried rice just doesn't sound right to me.
DucktorQuackWebMD
alcaray
Tears of the farmer.
Calicoastin818
Are you telling me a shrimp 🍤 fried rice ?
GravyEducation
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
— Species traitor! Murderer!
— Lady, I just cook'em
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
R100GSPD
Ate those horns on a thunderbird?
kaijuuGold
i was lead to believe that white rice is bad with no nutritional value but damn do all these different restaurants and recipes make it taste so good
Default87
bluethree1989
I do not appreciate the insinuation here. I would trust that shrimp with my life.
HorrorMango
Sooner70
Yes, but "little people" is the accepted term these days.
oldguyexlurker
I love fried rice. But find rice in any form spikes my glucose something awful. Dammit. I like(d) my Panda bowls...
DaDudeAbides
OregonComputerGuy
This reminds me to pull the shrimp out of the freezer
flagbasher
"Wake up, fuckers! Get fryin'!"
spinballwizardmtg
Get those shrimps on the barbie?
bananabonanza3
Shrimps is bugs
somnif
Ehhhh.... arthropod sure, but decapoda not hexapoda. And certainly no sucking mouthparts.
stonebrood
nutritious?
SergeantMajorSpoiler
Exactly - white rice is just sugar. Brown rice is the nutritious one.
BigIrv5151
Rod Serling could make anything believable.
DidItForScience
There used to be this guy who worked at the Fred Meyer grocery store by my old place who would do an amazing Rod Serling impression when it was approaching closing time! He would talk about how it is time to close and stuff. This is the same store that Johnny Jewel and Ida No of Glass Candy & Chromatics worked at in the produce section before they were world traveling musicians.
flagbasher
FireSolvesProblems
Ooh, a French Fry!
glagnar
Beat me to it lol
TheDogEnd
"mmwWAHHHhhhh the ffffFrench"
Farzhad
> chittering
Wait, do shrimp of any species make any form of noise? I realized I don't know.
DidItForScience
Pistol shrimp apparently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRF8ZwXgHqc
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
I can just hear this in his voice perfectly.
TheRoyalDong
inevermadeone
DidItForScience
Sadistic cannibalistic freak!
InfocalypseRising
Kinda wild that Twilight Zone ended in 1964 and people still reference it somewhat regularly
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
We have SyFy channel to thank for that.
The22ndDoctor
They still do New Year's / holiday marathons? (Cut cable for Roku 2 years ago) Had the DVD set for years as well.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
I wouldn’t know, but they did it up until I dropped cable in ‘14
lvioivl
And the twilight zone books, my HS had all of them.
The22ndDoctor
I wouldn't have believed it was possible, if I hadn't seen a chicken do it first.
Talbotous
I prefer when the local "pork" pig i guess, fries my rice. He does a good job each time. The chicken there does an okay job
Idontneedrealfacts
I hear cops can make it too
trythebleucheese
Don't even get me started on that animal, beef
Jaqdakloun
I've seen an egg do it
ImaginaryMamboNumber5
Did you see the egg do it before the chicken? Inquiring minds need to know.
siegfriedwatson
But didn’t the chicken fry the steak?
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
It's a chicken fry chicken world we live in.
alcaray
Why did the chicken fry the steak?
originalcharacterdonotsteal
To get to the um... hm.