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FP Edit: We got a f**king lamp to the f**king front page. I don't even know what to f**king think anymore. I promise I'll respond to every single f**king comment. That water has been sitting there for at least 4-6 f**king weeks. Those f**king earphones shall never be untangled (they're not mine)!
P.S. Send me something cute/funny/cute and funny
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I'm honestly a lonely guy so anything would be appreciated to be honest, even if it's a f**king lamp.
Edit 2: I tried responding to every comment but this shit is tiring. I gave everyone an upvote instead, you bunch of weird and wonderful b***ards.
nombre11
How long has that water been sitting there?
Petersloth
Lamp for president
IthorianRebel
Goodnewwseveryone
Haha wtf
milovanski
I have same lamp
BeardedThunderNC
Didn't that lamp get recalled?
MRWubbs
That waters not so smart getting caught in a little bottle
whyareallusernamestakenalready
RESPOND TO MY COMMENT
ichai
Hey, those earbuds look exactly like the ones I lost last month. Including the tangles.
Fallenboskuk
That lamp is not F@cking sir, it is kinda just sitting there
forgottenastronauts
Thanks for shedding some light on a dark day!
Honestdude
I HAVE THE SAME LAMP
HisHolyOverlordSupremeMrJoeBiden
Respond.
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Okay :)
TheSwallowSavvyGuard
Smart water doesn't actually make you smarter
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
It doesn't?!?!?!!? *gasp*
deathblow98
LAMPY
TheMailMan
Not politics? *upvote* Moving on.
Mrdrewbeats
Yeah, gimme dat Linux,Apache,mysql,php
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Wut
Cowglands
Sweet Ikea lamp bro.
corgibuttsarethefluffiest
Such nostalgia... had the same exact lamp theough my childhood. Nice post op :)
corgibuttsarethefluffiest
*Throughout... damn phone.
Cardshhark
whettefharts
Notareptilian
Someone should make that banana into an upvote
Coko4
But then how would we know how big the rest of the contents of the gif are?
Rayguntoo
. Cause I might do this later
TheLateCommenter
so are you
retnaburn
Why do you use the word fucking in the title and then half assed self censor yourself in the description?
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Because reasons.
SpanisInquisition
LIES! THAT LAMP IS NOT FUCKING!
InvisibleMimey
It's a blue lamp, you're a democrat aren't you? thought you could seek that by me eh?
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Dammit I have been discovered!
lunarpolitiks
Yo, I had a lamp just like that! I loved that thing. I miss it ;;
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
It's absolutely amazing. It can stretch and pivot... So much functions!
pablo1669
So did I, 18 years ago!
hilhas1
So did I, 18 years ago. Got hot af. Glad it never started a fire.
Hyippy
Fun (dangerous) fact. If you use a piece of metal to connect the 2 poles it becomes red hot almost immediately and can short the lamp.
Hyippy
Our school bought hundreds of these but had to replace after they broke/nearly started fires. We used to stretch out the springs from pens
Kireme
Them headphone doe...
WeaponizedCrumbs
Op needs to update us in 6 years when they finally those ear buds....
nigglemaster
How does one finally ear buds?
WeaponizedCrumbs
**detangle
BeardedThunderNC
https://www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2007/Halogen-Table-Lamps-Sold-at-Lowes-Stores-Recalled-Due-to-Fire-Hazard
JSBvette
A lamp for fucking? What will they think of next?
FloStolen
Dann that must be the Most used lamp in the world
ThatGuyWhoTellsPeopleToFcukOffAndGoBackToFacebook
Perhaps. It is a pretty great lamp, after all.
stickemwiththepointyend
I'm literally upvoting pretty much everything that isn't political at this point
Goodnewwseveryone
Honestly. Let's just get the fuck on with random other stuff. I'd probably upvote a sack of garbage now instead of anything political.
stefansf
Me too. I am so over politics
seanyamz
I recommend the election 2016 category then
jamnik
Same here, too tired of this shit.. Lamp is fine right now.
Ardma
I had that lamp
theirrisponsiblecaptain
I have a red one of those
justsaving
Same I upgrade to a metal one from IKEA that is about the same temperature
NOINOON
Green lamp checking in.
AntaNce
still have one, me
PiusCBuenzli
me too
30Blok
Same here, in black and red :)
kruulik
Sick of the election results? Firmly grasp both metal arms in each hand.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
I have that lamp
RyeInACan
Blue lamp got crazy hot. Used to melt gum on the glass... I was a very bored child.
TamiB95
Me too. Not a blue one though. Mine was black. It never worked
RektanglesForEveryone
Black one here. Damn thing used to melt stuff on my desk if I set it too close.
Hemispheres
White one. Mine just inexplicably stopped working one day for some reason. What do you want for $12 though?
Gibsonium
Used to grab both side and get shocked.
Krono562
That moment after 3 years when i realized it extended
geckomang7
Did it light up your world?
laboon
Me too damn thing got to 8 billion degrees
Bio42
I once held an plastic aircraft against it and it melted on contact, now my Mig-29 isn't that fly anymore...
d0uble0h
It makes me happy knowing I wasn't the only one who ended up with the fucking sun on his desk. Fuck you, lamp.
GuylnTheBack
Used to melt my pencil erasers on it when i was out of things to procrastinate with