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May 31, 2017 3:59 AM
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foxhoundunit89
Looks like half of this shit is missing
corinev0m
Take a look at girhg.com
senorsamuel
What an incredibly awkward convo, skipped over a few of their questions...
mycatcanbeatyourhonorstudent
The Thor and Odin chat is still the best.
ExpTranquility
Lucio mains? Hello?
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
One time I was chatting with Xbox one support and he straight up told me I should've bought a PlayStation
smokeyfantastico
When a co-worker becomes a meme
InnovativeDuck
Hate overwatch. Hate amazon. That dude is awesome
bellaluna
Amazon customer service is great. Literally took 5 minutes to get a replacement Kindle and they didn't try to sell me anything. Loved it.
kilocron
This is nice and all but honestly, I'd rather it just be all business. Let's get on with it.
kchv14
I worked for Amazon CS... it was fun, unless it was Christmas or Black Friday!
Spkch
I see a romance blossoming here
tangopianista
So much better than the pathetic mockery of empathy some reps try these days. "I know how important it is for you to have working parts!"
HungOverAgain
One thing we have to remember is that these customer service reps are people. And it's tough to keep the same amount of enthusiasm for 8 hrs
Maitrify
Underpowered? What the fuck?
crashcoursezen
I honestly expected one of them to be a Hanzo main :P
urxgf666
Thought it said prime minister....
antisquidburp
Whenever someone asks me about the games I play It scares the shit outta me and I generally answer "oh you know, lots of games" idk why
DaMinah1337
Why the hell didn't you respond to the "anything else" with a request for her battle tag or number?
owlest
he fucked up he fucked up
kenkenlolo
amazon's cs is amazing
fantapantsmcfatty
All customer service people love different things. I get like this when I talk about cats, murderers or history. Video games? No thanks.
CheshirePhoenix
Thing is though, EVERY Amazon CSR that I've ever had to deal with has been this level of quality.
ejic
Yes!!
GettinSprucy
PolarCat
Ugh I love destiny gifs <3
rockycoolcatjr
Destiny 2 will be on battle net. It's so weird.
Gonz000
And yet, I trust them. Either that or this is the beginning of the end
Nuru99
Well it certainly was the beginning of something wasn't it...
Higure
I've only met Amazon customer service once. I wanted to sort my Kindle a specific way, but it wouldn't let me. I sent them a message and 1/?
Higure
got a phone call back within the hour (had expected an email or something). We sat there and tried different things for twenty minutes, 2/?
Higure
but in the end the rep gave up and just said they'd put a ticket in with the developers and we just had to hope. So in the end, nothing 3/?
Higure
came out of it, but it was really nice to feel like my insignificant little feature request mattered to them. 4/4
BanelingsAreLikeRape
I've had some great CS experiences lately. Surprisingly my best one came from Xbox after a mishap on buying Overwatch. Basically I (1/some)
BanelingsAreLikeRape
have 2 accounts, one of which is my private account, and one I game share with a friend (I have his account as well), and I play (2/some)
BanelingsAreLikeRape
certain games on each account. Well I went to buy OW for us during the sale and as I hit buy I realized I was on the private account(3/some)
BanelingsAreLikeRape
Thankfully when I contacted Xbox, they were willing to refund me as long as I bought it on the other account before the refund. (4/5)
BanelingsAreLikeRape
TLDR: Xbox support fixed my fuckup (5/5)
keebilol
Yeah noone thinks that Zarya is underpowered.
Orennic
playing zarya below diamond feels so unfair. the other team doesn't even know what to do half the time
TheSex18
I Zarya main and I melt faces off. SR 3400
Satherian
In the words of Sips: "WHO THE FUCK KEEPS FEEDING ZARYA CHARGE? GODDAMN IT!"
ohmygodstop
You'd be surprised. I play with quite a few lower level people (I am very low level) and none of them seem to appreciate her.
Timarien
Zarya is not that great in lower elo since it's harder to build energy due to potato aim. She is amazing in like diamond+.
ClitKicker87
But Junkrat is also popular in lower ranks, so it's a bit of a trade-off.
HailTheKhalEZ
I feel like that at lower ranks she's not great especially compared to how easy Roadhog, Reinhardt and D.va can be down there. Idk I'm 3100
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
I prefer her at low ranks, everyone shoots your barriers like it's going out of style. I just keep the projected barrier for clutches.
somekindofusernamething
she needs at least one team mate who understands how her shields work to be really good but if you can keep your charge up she is a beast.
CrusadingJihadi
That's one approach, but if you hang back you can normally just barrier the first person to charge in. 60% of the time it works every time.
Volcanuz
This a million. People just keep running away when its on them instead of soak as much damage they can. Same goes when i play a (1)
Volcanuz
healer in ranked with low ranked friends, they never stick around to let me heal. Always run super far away dragging me from the tanks(end
BarackObamaOfficial
I do play Overwatch but rarely. My mains are D.va & Mei.
Satherian
How much did you cry with the D.va nerfs?
Searic
My god so much, the blast is so small now. I'm a diva main so I'm now trying to get used to the blast radius etc (she's still cute so meh)
Satherian
Yeah, and her damage is abysmal. Though, she van block *so many* ults with her right click
Satherian
*can
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Really? I figured Barack would be more of a Lucio or Symmetra kinda guy. Mei seems more like Trump's thing
BarackObamaOfficial
Why?
Gasnia
Mei walls.
BarackObamaOfficial
Oh.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
What color are Lucio and Symmetra? And what is one of Mei's abilities that isn't the ult or the one that heals her
BarackObamaOfficial
Yes I understand. ????
VVSPERS
This is the kind of CS that wins you shoppers for life. To bad most retailers don't understand this.
TroubleMarker
The one time i used Amazon's live support to ask a question they googled the retailers website and copied and pasted irrelevant info lol
maxwellstorm
yup the google chat support also is like this which is why it's leagues ahead of CS on other sites
SquishyToeBeans
Shockingly only once have I had a conversation like this with Origin customer support and it was over The Sims, it was really nice :)
noptic
DHL completely fucked up the shipping once. Called amazon at 6pm received replacement at 7am.
DrMelon
You might hate EA but their CS is amazing
PokemonNumber351
I had to transfer my cousin's fifa account once and the EA CS did an amazing job with it. I'm guessing it's a recurring problem for them.
ghtpdm5
Had a lot of hate for Microsoft over the years. When my first Xbox one controller was bricked by an update, cs spent an hour and a half 1/2
ghtpdm5
Troubleshooting with me over the phone. Returning it was the answer, but I've never had a rep try that hard to fix it. Have to respect that.
mearas
Amazon CS is really bloody awesome.
DuggFunnie
Nobody noticed that the guy could've lied and gotten a second graphics card for free.
mearas
Even better CS!
b14d3r11
I had a bolt sheer off my gaming chair, asked for a replacement part (only 4 mo old chair) and they just sent me a whole new chair for free
betterbet
When I worked at Apple it was always great meeting people from all walks of life :)
Muzzleshield
I am a shift leader at Dunkin Donuts and I make sure my employees I'm watching over don't just serve our customers, but make them feel 1/2
Muzzleshield
2/2 welcome in our store and to be as informative as possible. Needles to say, we have a huge number of regulars and we are a top pick.
sciencebasedlifeform
Ouch! Hate needles
Aquilarden
Apple did something like this with tech support. They did it horribly and I told them to use a professional tone. Do it well or don't do it.
Sacurason
Feel like elaborating?
peachesforme
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Aquilarden
It was just stuff like "wowee, you're quite the audiophile! :)" while I was frustrated with some iPod shit.
HEXADECIMAL
Yeah but Amazon is KILLING them in sales, just murdering them. Target is in the ropes, Walmart is spending BILLIONS to try to keep up.
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
BaxtersSoup
The caps lock made me read it like Trump.
jcw99
Amazon is still regularly in the red....
VVSPERS
If you dig into Targets numbers they are flat because of the growth of online sales. I believe instore pickups count as online sale as well.
Apocalypsox
Too bad Amazon isn't really pushing this kind of customer service. Too much of it and you'll get reprimanded.
MnemonicMonkeys
Those stores' problem is that they insist on hiding shit to make you wonder around the store and buy more. When I go to a physical store 1/2
Arceus
Costco, Walmart, and Targets around me do that shit. Half the time I say fuck it and buy off Amazon or purchase less than I wanted.
MnemonicMonkeys
It's because I want that item immediately. If I have to look for what I want for more than 5 minutes I just leave the store empty handed 2/3
MnemonicMonkeys
And just buy what I need from Amazon because fuck that bullshit. 3/3
MajesticPorkSwordOfGlory
If only there were people in the store that work there that could be ask a question...ah whats that you can't approach a stranger?...bummer
MnemonicMonkeys
Except they only ever have 3 or 4 people wandering around the entire store. They're harder to find than what I want to buy. Not to 1/2
MnemonicMonkeys
Wouldn't be necessary if they didn't hide shit. I'm gonna vote with my wallet and take my business elsewhere when they pull that shit
Sacurason
Good luck trying to find an employee in Walmart. I've had to go to the changing area or automotive area to request a representative.
impotence
I'm mad Amazon now charged tax in New Mexico. Still buy lots, just a small increase in the price
MnemonicMonkeys
But then you don't have to itemize your online purchases when doing taxes. What's the problem?
HEXADECIMAL
They charge tax in every state they have a distribution cntr.
sum1else
What did those 'e's do to you?
NameShaper
+1 for not being a scum bag and treating her like a person! I recently bought the game. I'm a Mercy main. I know, I know...
memorydecay
Mercy main checking in.
PandaBodyWrecker
Paladins>overwatch sorry but its true
LordNoodles
Paladins is interesting. If they had a story they'd be 2 over overwatch
vpock
I love being a Mercy main. No one knows my aim sucks!
Honor2552
There are dozens of us!
AleksandrBlazkowicz
Does your secondary weapon do a surprising amount of damage?
getmepicturesofspiderman
I started playing last week as I finally got a graphics card that could handle it...I main mercy...
cgimw
Did you know her pistol does a SUPRISING amount of damage?
frostedmonkey
There are dozens of us! Dozens I tell you!
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
I need healing
ColdfreezeZero
I started as a Zarya main but switched to Mercy. I enjoy being a support.
BanelingsAreLikeRape
Was a Mercy main on PC during beta, after release, and now on console. There's just something so satisfying about Battle Mercy'ing some hoes
Magnivore
I am too. I can't hitscan aim but my Junkrat is pretty decent from the years I spent playing Demoman. I also love playing support.
vitfall
Know what? Dude, thank you. A good Mercy makes a world of difference.
millerha
But a Mercy that doesn't switch off loses games.
vitfall
Thats true of any hero.
TostiBuilder
you should try zen some time, peaceful mawfucka can kill, can tell ya that
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/132/146/6f3.jpg_large
NameShaper
Yes. This is accurate af. Hate it when the team ignores covering me!
Fyba
Honestly makes me sick how some people treat customer service. This was refreshing.
ButtsandBewbs
Her?
somenerandom
Yes. Jennifer.
ButtsandBewbs
Oh. Didn't notice that
Tornadothe2nd
I took so much abuse off my mates when I got the gold staff first
ChaMura
I'm probably the only Mei main on the planet. Am I Satan?
NameShaper
You and your damn walls!
FitPrince
Just don't wall us in at the beginning, it gets annoying.
ToGServer
Rein main for comp, can fill other slots pretty well. Actually hate playing Rein though, he's so boring
NameShaper
Yeah, but he's so good with Mercy. When I'm being focused, I can dive behind his shield.
cable7193
HJELDEN SHTAT NICHT!
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Oh fuck you for making me read that in lecture. Because instead of Mercy, I heard Charlie Chaplin and almost burst out laughing loud.
Varynja
... what? Helden sterben nicht? Is that what you're trying to say?
cable7193
Maybe. Idk. I just sounded it out but I haven't played overwatch in awhile
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Im a mercy main. And a zenyatta main. And a lucio main. Healers just get no love.
Jabberwotchi
Im a Sym main >.>
NameShaper
Do you feel bad, yet?
Jabberwotchi
I love sym
NameShaper
I didn't think this would be such a conversation! Need a Mercy main? Feel free to PM me.
flameshark11
Everyone thinks I like to main healers(I play Lucio/mercy) but it's only cause my friends suck at healing :(
NameShaper
Best time to play healer! Your friends will never want to play without you. Lol
Xolan
For me it's the opposite. I love playing healers but my friends are very bad at dps so I have to play dps when I play with them :/
DannyTheSloth
Mercys pistol does a surprising amount of damage
NameShaper
I honestly struggle with it, due to the travel time of the rounds.
JMegadethJ
Good for 1v1ing other Mercys. I'm a pretty good hitscan with it too when my team is incompetent.
TrickyChlovers
The few. The proud. Mercy mains.
millerha
Mercy mains lose games.
PureMorning
<3
YouCanFapTo90PercentOfMyFavorites
Actually mercy mains are the most common..
TrickyChlovers
I just saw the statistics today
SeeTheNumbersTasteTheViolence
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RevanTheJedi
I've played as Mercy a lot during free weekend. Her pistol is, like, literally the best weapon in the game. I got potg by shooting people
VampireBearz
Mercy was the most used character in last season.
AtlasUnbound
Aka: the ones who actually stay behind my barrier, but never stop bitching when I can't kill a tracer playing needle and thread with ourteam
samials
HOO-RAH
Steelhart
I always have the most fun as mercy when I'm playing with my friends. :)
ChloePrice
The... few? She's literally the most mained and most played hero in the game.
NameShaper
That's some good info! Thanks!
TrickyChlovers
I didnt know that
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
They meant the mercy mains who don't just pocket their boyfriends.
Boredoom
So few... sometimes I still hear them healing...
TheClayKnight
Wait really? Is there a site with stats from blizzard on this?
AreYeReadyKids
https://masteroverwatch.com/heroes
NotWrenP
As a Reinhart main I appreciate you.
robotin17
REINHARDT
AtlasUnbound
Id rather have an Anna/Lucio team, imo
Rhys666
Yeah , mercy has no place in competitive (puke)
AtlasUnbound
Idk about that, mercy/Lucio is best for Dive/rush comp, and mercy/Ana good for counterpushing on defense. I just don't like her when...
AtlasUnbound
...I'm the one holding up a barrier.
Noob3rts
PSA: Branch out. You can main whatever you wish in games like this but make sure you capable at playing others at equal levels because
Noob3rts
you never know when somebody is going to steal the character, the character isn't fit to use against a specific team composition, etc. etc.
NameShaper
I tried Bastion and ripped the enemy team apart. Laughed at the OPness. Some reason, I don't like playing OP chars. Maybe D.VA?
Noob3rts
Bastion is extremely weak against more skilled players. Play what you feel comfortable with and what you understand. Make sure you read the
Noob3rts
became the most important tank in the game in combination with Reinhardt after being complete garbage. Blizzard balances things poorly and
DannyTheSloth
Bastions not that great now. He's only really good when the enemy team is bad and doesn't know how to focus
Noob3rts
read the abilities to fully understand what the character can do. Do you want to DPS, Tank or Heal? Back when I played, D.va got buffed and
Noob3rts
leaves them that way for the entire season so my honest advice is to get familiar with every single character in that respective role.
dsampify
Bastion is not OP against good team comps. His lack of mobility kills him.
NameShaper
I don't have experience to know one way or the other. Just the community seems to haaaate him.