Nailed It

Jan 17, 2019 6:41 AM

ShySocks

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Everything looks good with F me pumps.

Still impressive. I can't walk in heels either, but my ex could run in them.

Source: @JiembaSands on Instagram

FP Edit: Send alcoholic beverage recommendations (it's going to be one hell of a semester). Whiskey is my favorite but all are welcome. Have a great day!! :D

I actually know this guy he does a whole bunch of other stuff too!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Miller high Life.....the champagne of beers

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And how did you break your ankles?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's @jiembasands! He's on instagram.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that why she's your ex? She got away?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was your ex a hooker

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wow how many times did he break his ankles tho

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can run in heels no problem. I also walk into walls and large stationary objects- you win some you lose some.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't do that, but damn if I can't scale a fence running from pissed off college girls, whilst in my 4-6in heels.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can run in heels. One of life's necessary skills.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only time I ever wear heels like this is in the bedroom. Otherwise I look like a newborn calf and I'd die.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Ah the epic strut!

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gay!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Makes sense. If you look at the landing of his flip, he landed on the balls of his feet/front of the shoe, where there's more substance.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d like to talk to you about the Avengers Program

7 years ago | Likes 727 Dislikes 3

Why is his name Chris something?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*Initiative

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You mean the XXX program?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Boondocks taught me that if she can run in heels, she a hoe.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Backflipper here. My guess is that since we land on the balls of our feet to cushion the landing, in theory, this wouldn't be too different

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought something similar although I'm not a backflipper, but the 'take off' must be more difficult doesn't it?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once did a backflip. I didn't have heels on tho. And I landed on my face. Still impressive tho

7 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 3

That's called a backface

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

180 backflip to nosegrind

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Check out Yanis Marshall on instagram. He does the most impressive dance moves in heels.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ex-wife was 5'3" (AnD A hALf! *eye roll*) and regularly wore 6 inch heels! Bitch could run on a treadmill with 'em on, literally.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That half is important, my g/f will concur.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This makes my ankles scream just watching it.

7 years ago | Likes 404 Dislikes 1

I cracked my ankle yesterday playing football.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i tore a ligament (well not completely) in my ankle in 2017 and i'm still having troubles with it from time to time

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I chronically sprain my ankle, been doing it since I was a kid, you really have to be careful and let it heal or it'll happen again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tore mine in summer of 2015, have a weird callus on inner side of my ankle. Wonder if it'll be all fucked up when I'm old.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go see a specialist. They can do reconstructive surgery. You will be on one leg for 3-5 months but after that you will be 100% again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the troubles i have arent worth the operation yet, might be needed if i sprain my ankle once more tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This, most certainly, is a case of someone so concerned with whether or not they could they didn’t stop to think if they SHOULD.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d have broken exactly 12 bones doing that

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Maybe stop doing that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rookie numbers

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So he can do a flip and land straight on the heels but can’t walk in them? ??

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 10

Fire emoji 100 emoji OK finger sign emoji cry-laughing emoji

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's nearly as if he put more concentration into doing a flip than walking....weird

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah you’ve gotta use a whole new set of muscle movements for heels to work. Hard when not concentrating.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. That's what we just saw.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

But, like, it actually looks genuinely like he can't walk in them. Doesn't look staged

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On my second date with my missus she sprinted across Piccadilly Circus and vaulted a barrier to get a taxi, all in sky-high heels. Keeper.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I suppose this is a common sight at certain hours in your land.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Boondocks taught me a very different interpretation of that event

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

heheheh piccadilly

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whats so funny about Piccadilly?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait til he hears about Cockfosters!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chorlton-cum-Hardy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh buddy im all over cockfosters

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s a Peckerman’s Wood, just down the road from me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My goodness high heels are just the fucking dumbest invention of all time.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

As a woman, I have to disagree. I absolutely love them. I'm in my late 30's and still make them my everyday wear.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you say that but people love the way it helps shapes women's forms...and as a butt liking guy, I can't complain

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, I've totally worn heels, I'd never go more than 4 hours, they are bullshit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly I think girls look way better in just trainers or sneakers. I'm normally going to find the more practical choice to be attractive.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for sure, I don't think heels are all time sexy, but I could see where wearing them generates some appeal, especially if only for so long

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 0

Nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He needs to come forward! Identify yourself deodorant man!

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I will ALWAYS upvote this guy

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I need source

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deodorant fairy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take it

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amazing

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