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Dec 25, 2016 6:20 PM
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A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!! @OP
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny - Wait - no head, my bad.
Whipawa
This is why I avoid usersub as much as possible.
MissSpelledTattoo
Only Comet and Cupid made it out alive. Blitzen, well, there's nothing left of him after the Blitzkrieg...
gamemakerCash
a merry christmas indeed. enjoy that rudolph! looks tasty
Cinemageddon
You got their names all wrong; I believe it should read Venison.
Onfallenx
oh, that's why I didn't get any gift this Christmas.
JediKnightRey
hockeyham
All the other reindeer ***used*** to laugh and call him names...
pattermerchant
Snickaaman
"Hey suzy come here!" "Yef daddy- HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD NO OH DICKS THEY GOT DANCER"
Deederpool
Fake internet point for "oh dicks"
StunnedGoofy
Santa was the one who took the picture
DerpyDuck1
I-Is Vixen a baby? ARE THEY GOING TO BE OKAY?!
activeingredientisawesomeness
Looks more like a Fallow Deer.
SparklDriver
I want to eat them
UncleTomahawk
MilesOnACar
BumbershootCumbersnatch
When Santa said "no more reindeer games," he rally meant it.
MissSpelledTattoo
MissSpelledTattoo
Thehumanracestinx
Raaaaallly he he did, Raaaaallly.
BumbershootCumbersnatch
Damn...just saw that. Fat thumbs.
Thehumanracestinx
Gave me Bugs Bunny flashbacks. LOL
Anando619
FloppyPankake47
Dark humor is the only humor
Johnbarelykorn
Merry Christmas PETA
happyflappy1
that's a lovely room of death
WabanakiWarrior
Allllll righty then
DiscoBitch
Found the vegan
tmitna
And tasty.
Justaguy85
Where's the aluminum pole?
AnotherCleverScreenName
They're hanging from it lol
Justaguy85
Well then we will begin with the airing of grievances.
AnotherCleverScreenName
It's not over til you pin me to the ground!
Genemanipulation
Reindeer actually tastes great.
ColdDeadWood
Yeah, my family herds reindeer and it's the best meat I know of.
Nykidemus
Yup, I grew up in AK, it's a staple. These are not reindeer though, it's regular spotted deer.
AnotherCleverScreenName
I'm headed to AK, after I finish up a 3 month travel of the US. New
PhoebeDawson
You sir are a fucked up person
malfunctionm1ke
No, he is just very good at hunting. Keep 'em fed, @OP!
AnotherCleverScreenName
Made me laugh +1
Cl1tC0mmander
Showed this to my son, he started to cry and then his grandparents started to yell at me, worth it
AnotherCleverScreenName
Spit out my drink, laughed +1
hsdshallowman
Showed this to my family, wife started to get grossed out and then she started to yell at me, worth it
DRcPEPPER23
I call Rudolph's flank steak
happinessconsultant
I tried it once but it was too red
CziltangBrone
Vixen is an axis deer. Some of the best eating there is. Dibs.
DrPepper523
Oh hi cousin! So nice to see you here :)
stupidfarmer
I call his backstraps of the hunter didn't remove and cook them immediately.
aidanthib
Damn you beat me to it. I'll bring the beer if you're cooking
stupidfarmer
Sounds good. Just no IPA's .
fiery831
I was thinking the same, I'll bring the spice rub?
stupidfarmer
You're god damn right you will.
MissSpelledTattoo
Rudolph the Red-Flanked Reindeer
MissSpelledTattoo
"Had" a very shiny nose
GandalfsLawyer
And if you ever gnawed it, you would ask for more potatoes
seeyoudowninarizonabay
The real Donner Party
aUsername85
cupcakebattlefield88
Donder*
DeMAn466
No need to be a Debbie Donner...
UnicornCock
I read that as "Debbie Does Donner"
mumumumumysharona
Melonfish
Don't forget a Donner kabab.
Fumblz81
Best had dad joke I've read in a while.
schmonday
Man, this is real humor, not some two-step from plain speech. Give the man some credit.
Fumblz81
I did. Gave the upvote and took the time to compliment.
BlondieSayWhat
Hey man don't mock my ancestors
Badjokescommentskindarelate
Read it thought it said boner..
scody25
You mother fucker.
Bakerin0
MissSpelledTattoo
Oh deer
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Nice
focusundrunkes
Rest in feast.
CrankyCook
Donder
kenobrie
"The Donner party" references a group of pioneers that got stuck in the snow in the Sierra Nevada, then they ate each other.
UnicornCock
wadatahmydamie
They're definitely right
RaisinZetaJones
The names of the reindeer are variously given as Dunder, Donder, and Donner--"Thunder," along with "Blitzen" or "Blixem"--lightning.
MagnusTheRedCyclops
haco1234
ReloadedGaussCannon
Saved
NiHZ
I always hope that these concern imgs turn into a line of them. Christmas delivered.
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masturbatinginmybatmansuit
Commenting cause this chain is funny
AnyoneWantAPeanut
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ARandomHelljumper
jomama64
Oh snap a new one!
baldewok
irqd
ImgurianWhoClaimsToBeAnExpertOnEverything
Do you want to know the odds of her using the blaster against you?... it's high.... it's very high.
HurinIsMyHero
A new concern meme has been born!
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