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DarkNinja2462
He raised a FAMILY, don't you disrespect him like that
TickTockWiggleStick
Sorry... Every time I see that last picture I hear Gabriel Iglesias shouting “DONKEY!”
notnowmittens
SallyZou
The strange tale of donkeys, http://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-03/donkeys-table-tennis-and-chinese-traditional-medicine-ejiao/10747228
apercent
Ew branding
accountmine
Yeah dragons lair! Dirk the daring. Played that game at arcade for hours. Loved it.
proracing53
"NSFW"
reykjavikparadise
KobeBurger
HatredandVitriol
Donkeys and horses do have enormous members. Check "mr. hand" on any porn site.
armgrafix
Donkey FTW!
orangebicx
It's the circle of life if you start at donkey
noonehasthisoneyet
Khaleesi also suckled the dragons in the books
MarciatXkP
I have to agree!
PhailRaptor
Pretty sure the dragon fucked him, but it's kinda semantics at this point...
OpieCunningham
ErniesWidow
Love Donkey and his "mutant babies"!
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Donkey married a dragon
coldrush2013
married
Kevlar762
He fuck that dragon
DrNoonianSoong
Frederick8A2r
HEY EVERYONE!
DropmDead
I guess it's good he has that donkey dick
hiyesthisissatan
thelegendarythirdleg
Best use of this gif
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
Warrior, Druid, ???, Bard
Legomaniac91
Maybe Ranger or Sorcerer?
woozle
cbjfan
OohGeePele
Raising seems more of a challenge than fucking
n0th1n
He did also raise a whole litter of half-dragons.
snarkface
That's it, I'm reinstalling Dragon's Lair
pyronyzen
is that what kids call it these days?
M155TRU5T
If I had invested the quarters I went thru playing this game, I'd be retired now.
Roqinn
Yeah, me too and I still never beat it!
BrotherEstapol
*Prepares floppy drive*
MelfsAcidArrow
Laserdisc here
LogicDude
JeepersMedia
Snooj
Best plot twist in modern cinema.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
Get on board the muff stuffer express
rhetthef
Ohhhh, you’re a GIRL dragon
BooksMakeMyClothesFallOff
I mean of COURSE you're a girl dragon!
Baltoast
You’re just reeking if feminine beauty!
reykjavikparadise
What's the matter with you, got something in your eye?
Kraken639
Donkey must have one of those pocket dimensions to keep his whale dong in. How does he walk around with a dick big enough to fuk a dragon?!
onecowboytoo
A lot of people wonder how a dude with a micropenis can fuck a whale, but you still have sex with @op's mom every night.
Kraken639
Who else im i going to fuk?
onecowboytoo
Yourself. (kidding)
Kraken639
Great. Now i have that scene from silence of the lambs stuck in my head.
onecowboytoo
Nismu
HalloIamherenow
I feel like fucking a dragon and living would be just as legendary, if not moreso, than killing one
sexysubsandwich
I would seriously not shut up if I fucked a dragon
TharrickLawson
Many dragons in D&D can shapeshift. They fuck anything with genitals
HalloIamherenow
Only metal dragons I think, which are typically good dragons
TharrickLawson
Yes, I suspect Chromatic dragons are less bothered about whether their partners split in half during sex :P
Myrryr
Eh, reds, blues, greens are *very* particular about their slaves, they don't like to waste valuable property. Slaves are part of the hoard.
Myrryr
Pfft, hardly. Any dragon past a certain age is a sorcerer and can cast alter self. Or polymorph.