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Jul 5, 2017 8:13 AM
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duncanhills666
This should be filmed and put online...
TKeels
This is my dog. I have locks on my fridge and if I forget to lock them he lets me know by eating everything. At least he always shuts it bac
Alexkronus
Still think we should be afraid of AI? Those dogs are already in our houses!
actorsnonactors
"your training never told me WHEN to do all this stuff you crammed in my doggo brain....LINDA."
whosagoodboy92
they're good dogs jim
notaballoon
To dogs, humans are elves possessed of powerful magic. Service dogs learn some of this magic to serve the masters. This dog is a dark wizard
singhaisamarth221
????????
monsterhunter4lyfe
My dog has learned how to out the garbage can w/ lid back upright so now we don't know when he has been eating metric tons of garbage.
burningbreeze
That's a good boy!
JonnyBLions
I would love to find a place that took in failed service dogs and found good homes for them. I feel like I want this specifically.
1litebrite1
S-I-L worked @ Guide Dogs of Canada. Had 2 dogs. 1 was a breeder, 2 litters & retired. Other was ball obsessed & flunked. Both awesome.
Cereaza
This dog has enough power to destroy us all.
mediocredreams
It's time to go to bed. *turns lights off*
urustai
When my brother was of elementary school age, my aunt & I would sit outside the school to pick him up. THere was a woman with a "failed" (1)
urustai
service dog. But it was because he had hip dysplasia since he was a pup.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
They're chaotic good dogs, Bront.
Yksiv
Chaotic Neutral*
BlameTheNargles
@DontBlameTheNargles
Ricksagainstreposts
psychologicaltrap
I, too, wish to meet this dog.
Nikkiaz
Me three!
Sawft99
What else do you like Mr. Walken?
chillFlamingo
So basically a cat?
AEvilNyanKat
What kind of cat can turn on lights and open doors?
shindhi
I have 2 that do this, but only to get me to feed them.
chillFlamingo
Mine, her name is Suki
Jbluberry
Why do these stories on Tumblr always have the phrase "and it is literally" or "they are literally"?
BlueAngel3141
Qualtagh
Same reason we use "sauce" and "sorry for potato". Community dialects!
roflcopterLOL
idioms
DrTeethandtheElectricMayhem
Just in case you thought it was figuratively turning lights on and opening stuff.
tomatoboy
It's a groupthink thing only with speech, you see it a lot when people are echoing support for an idea.
roflcopterLOL
it's more the basic tenet of language evolution. Essentially subconscious memes going back as long as humans have been speaking for.
roflcopterLOL
You make it sound like some sinister hive mind. It's just parlance trends among social groups. You learn speech from those you listen to.
mostaredogs
My dog figured out how to open doors/turn on lights himself. It's annoying and It always feels like my place is haunted.
iambowser
Yep, my dog figured out how to open the patio door, thought the house was broken into the first time she did it.
mostaredogs
Yeah exactly! I thought my cabinets were all loose till I caught him once
laNikiNt
Our cats have a habit of once or twice a month, sneaking into the room they never go into and walking on the piano keys
Fonzibear
And then it keeps happening after your dog passes
mostaredogs
Scary and sad wrapped into one
jaredisawesomeandstuff
My dog knows if he slams the screen door hard enough, he can catch it and prop it open. Takes him a few tries and is terrifying at 3am.
mostaredogs
Hahaha sounds like a smart pup! And kinda an ass of one as well
IProvideFakeContext
One day a ghost actually comes to haunt you, but you just think its your dog all the time. Ghost becomes disheartened and kills himself,
DarknessEternal
Take this upvote. I am amused
IProvideFakeContext
becomes a super ghost. Idk where Im going with this.
mostaredogs
Hahaha I don't know where you're going either but man I like it
MrMcCookieMuffin
What if it's after your dog died though? Is it a normal ghost or the dog ghost?
mostaredogs
Man I hope it's a dog ghost, I don't think I'd like the ghost human version as much
ohshizzlemynizzle
Well, all dogs go to heaven.
MrMcCookieMuffin
True.
PhilKenSebban
I read about a dog that deemed unsuitable as a police dog cause he just liked people too much.
MrStLouis
We all did
dweezy23
That's actually a pretty common reason for dogs to "fail out". Source: my fiancé's a dog trainer.
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
I've met that dog! :D
MemeDissector
with the amount of times that story has been on FP i'd be more surprised if you hadn't seen that story
ValuableKarrency
I had not seen it. I've been here several months...i love reposts! Imgur, your family is growing.
Chillss
I hadn't. Been here 3 years. Sometimes repeat posts are good. Especially with newbies joining regularly.
fluhatinrapper
I read about a guy named Crombopulous Michael, an assassin. Great guy, but had to be run over because he just liked killin too much.
ActionJohnnie
What if he had been sent to kill Tammy?
fluhatinrapper
In Bird Culture that would be considered a great move.
allhailpotatoes
we actually had a german shepard who was too friendly to be a police dog, so she became a guide dog to my mom :D (mom's blind)
organics9000
That's so cute! It's kind of like dog went to college to become a police dog but instead changed its major to service dog later on.
allhailpotatoes
*shepherd. the dog (she was called Särmä) was one of the sweetest and fluffiest dog I have ever met, but she was BIG: 45 kg (not fat)
SecretSonOfYaddle
Another Finn here? Torilla tavataan ja silleen :D
allhailpotatoes
täällä ollaan :D ainoo et asun saksas et tulis vähän turhan pitkä matka. meen norkoilee vaik tänne torille ja kiljuu suomeks kompensaatioks
SecretSonOfYaddle
No itse asun U.S.A:ssa että turhan pitkä matka sinne aidolle torille, pitää varmaan suomeksi mennä jonnekin random-torille täällä myös :D
BengalProblemKing
Fun fact, that dog is now the official greeter dog of said police department :D
Trichotome
Close but actually he did even better than that. He's the "Vice-Regal Dog" of the Queensland Governor (who adopted him).
IProvideFakeContext
Those Australians seem like pretty cool guys.
strugglesnuggler
Until you read about their immigration policies. Then you remember in their veins flows the blood of criminals.
bunneez
Aussie me don't support it:(
IProvideFakeContext
Arent we all criminals? Some of us are just more minor and didnt get caught.
JustABitCrzy
Our government is a bunch of fucking decrepit morons who think racism is a hip thing to do to win votes. People here have no idea about 1/?
ArronRift
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