I thought bdsm stood for Buddhism

Aug 12, 2018 1:40 AM

nauteresa

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Horse play

Ask your sister

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It's rude to talk with a full mouth

Maybe if they used a metal hanger in the first place

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As of lately they are

Can a penis get stuck in a throat?

Two unhealthy choices in one

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Wait, is penis unhealthy?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 the dick'n'nugget

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'd like a job making Pornhub subtitles" *some pics later* "Pornhub now with subtitles" Good for them, they got the job!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Erm did anyone else get ads? Was there not enough text? Or was imgur learning

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 "Ask your sister." Something I'd likely fire off, then inevitably get in trouble for later when the kid repeats it in front of a teacher.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top notch Me-Me dumperino.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Bit triggered at how they spelles Aesofagus in number 14

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I like this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are just thirsty aren't you?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Its the pretzels

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who isn't on this site?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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#4

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dick wants what it wants.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@SadHedgehog get you a prince pooh bear

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what you're for ;)

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#1 - Funny. For a lot of people, it was Leia in Return of the Jedi.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Difference being those born in the 60's, and those born in the 80's.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#49 feelsbadman

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dicken Nuggets

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very yes.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

@op I think we need to talk about #2

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

yeah, it's pretty awesome

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 Truth

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy or find a new alien life form and fuck it.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And people'd be like, "There he goes, homeboy fucked a Martian once."

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#13 dickin' nuggets

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That needs to be a thing. There is dick candy, why not dickin' nuggets, it fits more because it is meat.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MRW I see I made it to FP ?

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

you double dippin motherfucker

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So why do women search for gangbang, rape, forced etc so much on pornsites?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the world is looking to shed responsibility.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The same reason men do? I mean, being dominated is a fetish but it doesn't mean they actually want to get gangbanged/raped.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean a lot of men search for pegging and female domination as well. Not my fetish though...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I think he meant Tech Support < Child Support made me laugh more though

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I understood it as better at first, but your way is true and funny also

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Tech support is better than Child support, no?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I guess I interpreted > as more than so I changed it to < less than. That is Tech support is less expensive than Child support

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the symbol was greater than or less than. As in, Tech support costs less than child support

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly, and < is less than

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or if you write it the the way this comment suggests, it means child support is more money than tech support. Either way works.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gotcha: I couldn't get to quantitative, was stuck on qualitative lol

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