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nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Dude looked like a fuckin lich, not gonna lie.
thelonewaffle
starhewn
he's clearly some kind of undead, so duh.
MatrixDragon
He actually died yesterday, but the royal family doesn't want us to have the satisfaction of the creep sharing a death date with Thatcher.
ilovebees
What do they know that we don't...?
Beepoopy
Who will be next!!
Cedr3000
There are rumors he is a vampire, so maybe this confirms it?
FutileHumility
JeevesMk2
So David Icke was right all along!
PicassoCT
What a let down..
Nino7
The announcement might not have been out yet when this was tweeted?
JustAFewDaysLeft
In his defense this was going to be the last time for him to fail
CheekusClapicus
Fail.
gaaaaalavant
Relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/937/
captapathy
I’m jusy saying its might suspicious that DMX and Philip died on the same day and were never seen together.
zwinzCookieTerror
I mean, the resemblance...
NoAsBigAsMediumJockButBiggerThanWeeJockJock
My favourite conspiracy theory for now. But which way ? Did Philip try his hand at this hiphop thing or did DMX decide to bonk the queen ?
DicksmackMcgee
Could you tweet that Mitch McConnell didn't die today?
RummageSaleBubbler
Clearly, it was right most of the time. High accuracy.
3OH22A
He hasn't died, the alien symbiote has been transplanted into a new host.
pugofstardock
Come on, the error margin is still great!
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Automation. Hell of a way to operate.
vaiperu
So >99% reliable
UncleShrimp
Well, it's only wrong one day.
minant
>90% accurate and yet still useless.
Thor400
People dogging on it. But it's an effective attention bot that hit its life expectany.. and then ended as a meme.. perfect
FatherAlexanderAnderson
"Shit...this thing is still running?"
Christonabike101
Not anymore!! Oh you meant the automated system
yogurtgoblin
I'm surprised by the lack of posts about his death on the front page, usually it's like "brace yourselves..."
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Downvoted in usersub, luckily
SnackMasterRanger
Honestly glad. I'm happy the fucker is dead. Just cording my fingers the queen will go soon too.
SnackMasterRanger
Crossing*
immortalpusser92
How sad do you have to be to wish death on an old lady that has 0% impact on you? Pathetic.
Nicarem
That's gonna be a big yikes from me, dude
itsdaFoodHero
Why the hell is there a twitter account for Prince Phillip's death announcement?
Dapperworth
I'm surprised it's not verified
unableraven
For spite
spittleteets
Because he's a public figure who looks like he's been dead for the past 20 years.
kadaeux
Prince Phillip didn't die. Elizabeth forgot to recast Raise Dead in time.
redmangc
Let me introduce you to the internet https://twitter.com/IsTestStillDead?s=09
buddhafw
Better question is there one for Charlie Sheen?
Lostarchitorture
There's a @isCharlieDead on Twitter, but it hasn't been updated since 2018
JudgeMentaI
So the 12 year olds can know when it's safe again?
StrykeBlayde
There's a twitter account named "Is Test Still Dead?" People do things :v
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
See istheshipstillstuck.com
Svfkvv
This danish website let's you know if it is friday http://erdetfredag.dk/
alepietra
It’s about to enter the canal again!
SherMattLockSmith
One of my favorites, iscaliforniaonfire.com
ScourgeOfAges
I assume the answer is basically always "yes" but I checked and it is, at least currently: "yes"
MagpieNI
It's no longer wedged, but it's still stuck between the two halves of the canal by bureaucracy. https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
They're giving everyone who was delayed a chance to moon the captain and throw rocks at him. Modern equivalent of public stocks.
RoscoePSoultrain
Isitchristmas.com
StarkRG
And http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
ZOMGNO
any website that awesome should be promoted. As I fade away, I share didthanoskill.me
ShaunDreclin
This one is automatically updating! :D
KoRplussomeletters
I love that it checks for the destruction of the variable itself rather than if it is "true".
AlkeneThiol
Not that we know of
PrincessNakedMoleRat
I don't know what I expected.
StarkRG
If(earth.exists()) then print("No.")
CelloThereGeneralTrombonei
Maybe hoping for a public holiday? The whole of the UK gets time off work if the Queen dies
MrNecrophile
We get a minimum of 21 days off a year and 8+ bank holidays, a lot of us get more. Some people just hate the Royal Family, vehemently.
TheFunionKnight
I don't get the hate, I don't support them though the whole thing is an increasingly bizarre vestige of feudalism
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CelloThereGeneralTrombonei
Long live the queen!
YorkshirePudding
Because most British people are sick of the fascist admiring, racist, nonce enabling old cunt. Good riddance.
ilovevendingmachines
He fought the Nazis you simpleton.
YorkshirePudding
If you think that stops him being a fascist / admiring fascism you need to read more history... You doilem.
theRuler30
No.
YorkshirePudding
To what? The fact he admired Nazis or the fact he helped cover up the family paedophilia and god knows what else?
theRuler30
No not most British people. Just a minority.
TheFunionKnight
I wish they were
YorkshirePudding
The disproportionate media coverage is to appease the noisy right and the Daily Heil. It's not actually representative.
everythingthatglitters
True. I was pretty pissed they cancelled Emmerdale tbh.
inappropriatecommentary
Maybe He realy didn't die that day. For all we know he could have been dead for twenty years.
PicassoCT
The Mommyarchy..
eathotdog
Ghouls are known for there extended lifespans
CaldariBob
ssssshh! The reptoids can hear you!
underestimated37
Weekend at Bernies Situation?
whitebbwolf
a decade at Bernie´s more like
thefrisbeewasgettingcloserthenithitme
Or it was just after 7 pm
EnchieSupreme
Big deal, I've been dead inside since my 20s, it's not that special
MrListerTheFirst
I don't think so. Judging by how he looked, he's only been dead for about two months.
ElviraQueenOfDarkness
He started to decompose so they couldn't hould up the farce any longer.