A small Swanson Dump for you all...

Jul 31, 2018 5:40 PM

I would eat like a king

simple

the turf and turf

one of my favorite episodes

Lucky

:P

MEAT TORNADO

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Les

Same

Shatter

That glorious little beast

greens.... who need's em?

:)

As an avid fisher...... he's got a point lol

Front Page!? Thanks everyone! If you've made it down this far please send breakfast foods or nudes or mix the two nudes with breakfast food :)

I actually really enjoy frozen yogurt. Soft serve is pretty damn delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salad? That's what my food eats...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I legit can't wait for his new show with Amy tonight.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright, Lagavulin after dinner it is then...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself been fishing a lot of times over the past 20 years and never caught one.....all fishing mates like yea we got you ...nope

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ron is my spirit animal

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Approved

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you Duke.... I mean Ron.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's so so hot. So very hot.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Les Vegetables.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit his quote about luck actually rings pretty true if you think about it, coming from the Irish guy who’s superstitious as hell...

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7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

One of the best dumps I've seen in a long time. would give you more than one upvote if I could.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Food?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I shot down this flying robot because it brought a present to my door

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 I hate when people say they're "unlucky" when it's completely explainable and not random.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For example, there are a few streamers that will get completely outplayed, then always say "unlucky". No, you got played, it happens.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some things can be 'unlucky' but closer to unfortunate, but yeah when its literally a test of skill luck isn't a factor

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats what people mean by 'lucky IS good' meaning people call your skill 'luck' in an effort to downplay it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who's dad tried to teach him fishing, there are some people that can just never learn to fish.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was taught to fish from a very early age was never good as a kid but I can say that the simplest way to catch a fish is bait and wait.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

when I fish for food and not fun I use a big fucking net. Works great.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or hang out in the seafood section of the supermarket.

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let me guess, it is not JUST a book about a man that hates an animal.... now I gotta research it... stoopid imgur

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What.2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How could I have missed this one!?

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

I was holding onto it, you can have it now.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Can I have it next please? When you're done with it of course.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Sounds like you're talking about the village fleshlight.

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7 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Alright I’m just gonna go ahead say what the sweet living fuck

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7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

This needs more upvotes.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why I come here. Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A bit of old school imgur for you.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never seen this before, fuckin hilarious. This needs to be everywhere.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don't remember this! What episode is this one?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not an episode at all. A promotional video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=yDdS3vy4Iso It gets weird(er).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! Forgot how beautiful Alison Brie was!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they change the spelling for choice to choise without telling me. I'm a bit confused.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I believe that’s the queen’s English but forgot the “u”. Chouise.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or conversely in French, "chouicé".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is even funnier if you realize that more than a few US/UK spelling differences were changed on the UK end, from French influence.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(I'm pretty sure any word that's "-er" in USEng and "-re" in UKEng is a product of this, but am not sure on other cases.)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I realize he's not actually Ron Swanson, and some people don't like him outside of the character, but Nick Offerman is my fucking hero.

7 years ago | Likes 872 Dislikes 11

Nick offerman is a much more reasonable and wise person than ron swanson, as far as i’ve seen.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

NIck Offerman - The Gunfighter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYP-2UCS5nY

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him on will and grace was the best.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In real life he is about 180 degrees from this character. It's really weird.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 18

Not really. Just a few different qualities

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I love him as Swanson, but great in Hearts Beat Loud

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait what did I miss? People don't like him?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people. Especially those that REALLY identify with Ron.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those people are garbage

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I like Nick Offerman a lot more than I like Ron Swanson.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

He came into my buddy's liquor store once and they just chatted about woodworking for a half hour

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He's a down to earth guy, apparently

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you haven’t already, I highly recommend reading his book, Paddle Your Own Canoe.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

And gumption

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Own it, read it, live it. Amazing book

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to Audible and get Tom Sawyer read by Nick Offerman. It's awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I need to do this

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Nick Offerman used to do Call of Cthulhu LARPing.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Source? I haven't heard that one would love to read about it!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s more liberal for sure. But he still seems like he has a lot of Ron’s admirable traits

7 years ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 6

he has said himself that the character is more of a joke of male stereotypes not a role model (I'm not sure most get this here, honestly)

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Which are? I think the character is a huge dick with crazy political views

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Loyalty, honesty, work ethic (non government work), dry humor, good taste in women and food, I’ll think of more in the AM. I’m tired.

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Yes! And not being a total libertarian nut (although Ron is one lovable libertarian nut) is a positive

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I don't classify myself as libertarian because I do think the government has a place in a lot of issues, but overall I do share (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

The libertarian view that more government can be a slippery slope. Like Leslie wanting to tax fast food chains on their soda (2/3)

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

Was presented as reasonable, but I think that's government overstepping. I totally put on my Ron Swanson hat for those kinds of issues.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Nick Offerman is actually a much better person than Ron Swanson is.

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I agree, but everyone doesn't.

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 5

Agreed.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Ron Swanson is quite the awful person so I sure hope so

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Yeah his book Paddle Your own Canoe is such a great book.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Say it in French, listen in English: Pas de lieu Rhône que nous.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ron Swanson is Tryhard the character.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 20

I have a baseball bat made in his woodshop.

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

So he gave you wood after you gave him money? Giggity

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My wife bought me a wooden birthday card from them!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where did you get it

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I got it as a Christmas present, but it came from his woodshop. You can buy wood stuff from him online.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Offerman woodshop.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

sadly Nick suffers from having a conscience, capacity for logical thought, & an inability to drink the kool aid https://youtu.be/Y1sSQLCHtKI

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 16

*Flavor Aide, you think the cultists can afford the good stuff?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Truth! It was in fact flavor-aide, at least in Jonestown

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always funny that each side of any given debate accuses the other of having no logic or conscience.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

History has proven that those who wanted to keep the slaves, slaves, were on the wrong side of history. Trump has already been shown 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

2/2 to be taking clear arc from the WH to the deepest pits of the Marianas trench; when the whole world thinks #45 is a jackass, should 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 14

3/3 maybe re-examine WHY that's the case, and where the future is. Blowing up the EPA, foreign policy, NATO, etc, isn't the right path!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

I love Nick, but everyone doesn't.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's weird, maybe because his image on the show is a quiet version of MANLY MAN RAWR, but his real life embodiment is sensible. I'd 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

2/2 assume that would attract all sorts of insecure or "macho" types who probably lean conservative & find his real person detestable

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I agree. Most people that hate him, I find, are Joe Rogan style macho men (hate that guy) or religious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Projecting much? Jesus you jumped rhe shark with the number of assumptions you make.

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