I'm an adult!

Nov 7, 2016 9:15 AM

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I work, pay rent, saving up for a deposit on a house and yes, now and then do the dirty genital smashing with other willing adults but every now and then I do forget that kids see me as an adult in the same way I see my parents and other grown ups as adults.

There are two types of adults... one with kids and one who is still a kid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

43 - still forget. Not having kids probably helps though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I helped potty train my nephew, it was weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me with my sis-in-law's kids. They wanted to play in the yard, & it took way too long to realize I WAS adult supervision.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smashing you say?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometimes feel that way with my own child, like "who left this here and why did they think I could handle it?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WELCOME TO REALITY INSIDE YOUR NOGGIN; it will remain that way even when you are bent, gray, half-blind and nearly deaf. 30 is forever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too am technically adult but I can't keep a plant alive let alone another human.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm 28 and I have to remind myself that I'm an adult even tho I see my parents, other older people as "real" adults

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My niece doesn't realise I'm an adult, but she is totally cool with me taking care of her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't feel old enough to babysit my nephew. And I'm five years older than my brother. So I can relate.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm an adult? Sorry, I missed the memo.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the first time I was called "Mister". My mother recently died, and I now have to accept, I'm the first line adult. It's scary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That awkward moment you look around the room for a more "adultier adult" and to your horror you realize that its suppose to be you.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I was at a restaurant lately and the wait staff was all 18/20 one pulled the joke with me about lazy kids these days. I guess they think I'm

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

way older than 26. It made me want to crawl into a hole.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm 30 too and I would still play with Legos if it was considered socially acceptable. The only reason for me to ever have kids would (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

be that then I would have an excuse to play with Legos. That is to say - play, not just build models of things.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am still waiting for that time it will change & I'll be like... oh fuck, I'm one of them now, NOOOOOOO!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same happened with my nephew. Asked if I would take him paintballing. I called my dad to ask if I could. I'm moved out already

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well... I mean... I have a nephew too. But I'd rather ask his parent(s) before taking him out somewhere. That's just common curtosy.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm 47, have a son and still feel that way from time to time. I wonder if it ever goes away?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy cow! You mean even at 47 I'm still gonna feel this feeling? Is this how my parent feel now? Are we all just just pretending to adult?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not pretending as such, you just cope? seriously you won't change, oh I'm 48 with a 15 y/o kid who is awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have children of my own and I'm still not comfortable being the adult supervision. I'll always look for an adultier adult to do it for me.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Ha, I see myself the same way and I'm 35 :-)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the world's best secret agent

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obviously :-)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*looks around* Uh-oh. Guess I'm the grown-up....

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

The thought, I need an adultier adult has occurred to me quite a few times.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*checks username* *squints* Hmmm...

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

So did you find someone to take you?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lol, I decided to be the adult. I'm no Uncle Iroh but I'm gonna give my lil neph the best best uncle ever!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Be the uncle that Iroh knows you are

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna uncle so good, Uncle Iroh is gonna be proud of me.

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9 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 2

THEY TAZED ME IN THE BUTTHOLE OVAH AND OVAH

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I THREW IT ON HE GRRROOOUUUUNNDDDD

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

MY DADS NOT A PHONE! DUUUH!!!

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I won't be part of your system!

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I still keep my head down on the bus when the rowdy kids from the local high school get on, in case they notice me and pick on me. I'm 38.

9 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 2

Meh just put on the "Let me speak to your manager" haircut and take them to school.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i feel yah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fairness, that wouldn't stop a bunch of high school kids

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Desert Eagle under your jacket might. 'Merica yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I get it. My husband (then bf) had me forever when he once punched a punk who called me a cold bitch after I told him to stop touching me.

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9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

In fairness I do the same. I'm 5'4" however and find large crowds intimidating. Plus, kids are shits these days.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I feel you, I'm 4'11"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids have always been shit, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I remember being in 6th grade and thinking that grades (below me like 1st grade) got dumber and dumber each year but it was just me 1/2

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And my grade growing up and getting smarter as a whole

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6'3'' here. Crowds are okay but I get close to mental if it becomes too loud.

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At my favorite mall they put a kids playground in the middle of the food court, I just listen to music when I go in there to pick up an 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inhuman amount of Japanese food (enough for 4 meals for 4 ppl, I have gotten odd looks from people)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep waiting to hit the age when I finally feel like an adult. 26. Still waiting.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

29 here checking in. I always get confused when my niece asks if I could take her places. I always think "I should ask an adult"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

25, still living at home (im a poor university student with no monies to live anywhere else). far away from feeling like an adult lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

35, with two kids, and a mortgage, still waiting.

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28, never been in a relationship, earn 27k, living in apt. I feel like if a kid wanted to do something with me, I'd become a kid again too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F*** knows I hate my situation and am envious enough that Trump razing everything to the ground sounds... delightful. I'm a horrible adult.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

27 and very, very pregnant. Still waiting. I suspect it's never going to happen.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Congratulations, and good luck!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This thought has plagued my 32year old self for about 12 years.

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You've been 32 for 12 years?! That's amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yes, most do that stop at 29 thing where they have a 29th birthday forever, for me i stopped at 32. :P

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should tell people you are older than you are, then they could marvel at how young you look.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just tried to look cool and make a smooth recovery. I'm 32. LoL

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid to take somebody else's kid anywhere because I don't feel responsible enough. I have my own kids.

9 years ago | Likes 768 Dislikes 2

As a grown man im afraid to talk to any little kids. They're scary shit man. Responsibilities, money, attention. Yuk!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not afraid of being responsible enough, I'm afraid of other parents lol

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Im afraid of kids in general. These things are scary af

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My ex used to ask me to watch his son but always criticized anything I did with him. Now I don't even want kids of my own. Some parents suck

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's me too. Somebody asked me to watch their drink once, and I agreed but when they came back it was gone and I was none the wiser.

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

I figure if I'm that bad with a glass of alcohol, you do not want me watching your children.

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9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure that people can drink babies so I'm sure you'd be fine

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but free stuff is free stuff. Who is going to pass up a free baby?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably the chinese if it's a girl

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