Don't threaten me with a good time

Feb 6, 2022 3:08 PM

AoShin

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Source: https://www.cityam.com/mark-zuckerberg-and-team-consider-shutting-down-facebook-and-instagram-in-europe-if-meta-can-not-process-europeans-data-on-us-servers/

"If you don't let us steal your personal information, we're going to leave!" Good. We've been trying to get rid of you for years.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Can you add north America to that list?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screw Fuckerberg.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*celebrates in german*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hahaha as if zuck would golden ticket the possibility of a competitor, what a weak threat

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4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

And give up a market like that? It's a backdoor threat to politicians and regulators b/c so many people are dependent on it.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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Oh no... anyway.jpg

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh no... ('-' ) Anyway... ( '-' ) ⇐For when you cannot post gifs or smilies...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you paid more tax so you were of intrinsic value to said EU countries, that might work, as it is, there's not really enough of a loss.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I truly hope that Zuck and co. shut it down in a fit of injured pride and pique, and it makes their stock drop like it did the other day.

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4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And stop white supremacy, racism, fascism and stupidity from spreading? Naw, they won’t.

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How could Europe ever replace such complex and sophisticated sites? It would take literally dozens of developers. Dozens!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Buh-bye

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Jeremy Clarkson] Oh no. Anyway, ...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That maybe the first time I am actually thankful for european data protection.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

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Good ! Let them shut down all other services for all other customers outside the US as well !

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh no. All of those influencers will be out of a useless job and won't get shit for free for doing nothing.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How will we cope

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oo this would be really nice actually. There's lots of better alternatives to Facebook and this would finally give room for them.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

while I hate Facebook, I'm really enjoying Instagram. I follow all these wonderful artists and nature nerdy things.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such as?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MeWe, Diaspora, Mastodon, and ofc many of the instant messaging platforms could also cover some of FB's use cases.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diaspora and Mastodon are just federalized (meaning you're still trusting someone else, or setting up all the infrastructure yourself).

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a problem for me at all. My own dislike for FB is not really necessarily data security, but rather the fact that the ..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.. algorithms that decide what to show to you are completely hidden and are purely profit-motivated.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posturing. But oh we can hope they do. Might be bad for small businesses for a minute, but something else will take over.

4 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

Preferably a platform where the user base isn't literally cut from all communication with the company!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

None of the small businesses I know give a hoot about facebook. If they do have page, it often hasnt been updated in years.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They try to make the EU think that they have value to the EU. But in reality on in sellin out data they have value. So spy org. want it? ;)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Capitalism is great at filling a vacuum.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Because of all the dust, right?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No bc it doesn't mind stacking bodies to do it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Good ! Let them shut down all other services for all other customers outside the US as well !

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Let them shut down all services tbh

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4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Great, now shut down Tumblr, Twitter, Insta, TikTok and other Social Media too and watch how Mental Health increases over the next years.

4 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 19

But as a potato identifying ace underemployed idiopathic chronic wasting disease sufferer shut-in, Facebook is my only friend!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

As if it isn't peoples own choice to use those.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

But it mentioned Insta already

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Youtube and imgur are technically part of that. If you disagree, look into the definition of social media.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually would prefer to keep them if we could use the data to provide doctors with useful diagnostic tools for DSM-V disorders.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nooo! Tumblr is my personal dumpster of pics I save from the internet!

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

NGL, I agree with you. Also ban smart phones and social media for under 18's.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

please not tumblr i love tumblr its literally the only one i use

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You just left a comment on imgur.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

For me personally Tumblr is pretty important for my mental health, running a nostalgia/aesthetic blog for myself has been really calming.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I notice you didn't mention Imgur

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

They should have. It was never a good place for a social platform, and they refused to make it better. It got worse, in fact. #admoney

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No identities or subscribers on imgur

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

It's the same for Twitter? Sure you can choose to enter in all your info there, just like you can choose to enter all your info here.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.... everyone would just use pornhub for their social media

4 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Guess I'll go there to find cooking videos "tiny blonde gets her eggs scrambled"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fail to see the problem

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4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

most wholesome comments of any platform. Must be the post nut clarity.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pornhub killed themselves like two years ago, when they blocked regular (even confirmed) users from uploading anything.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's because people were uploading more memes than porn. Like the boris Johnson brexit video titled 'blonde fucks entire country'

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eh good, if they got a wank out they might start to think clear for a moment

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Could you imagine how peaceful the world would be if everyone just wacked off more?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always bust a nut before making an important decision.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Need that post nut clarity

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Shit I don't even know my password, haven't used it in years.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish I could delete my facebook but I lost the login details and even the email that I used to make it so as far as I know it's just there.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did this back in 2016 and have never once regretted it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kind of doubt they actually remove all the data though. I mean, I know they 'have' to, legally, but...

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Remember when you sign up it isn't "your data" its "their data"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once did the delete thing following an argument with my fiance. She got mad that I deleted it, but, TBH, I was glad it was gone (1)

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A year later, and she comes home, mad. I finally find out that she is upset I've re-activated my FB. Only I haven't. Finally I get (2)

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

in touch with someone at FB. Yes, the account wa reactivated, from an IP address in Russia. But they still have all my info, which was (3)

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

supposed to have been deleted............ So, no, they don't remove your data. I've been told that they do now, I have doubts.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They won’t. Too much money to be made

4 years ago | Likes 528 Dislikes 4

You’re right that it’s always a question of money - so if they shut down in Europe, it’s because of it, not despite.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will just have e to find out how. Facebook makes its money selling you

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You say that but it seems their wood this past year originate from not making enough money

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it doesn't seem realistic. You'd think they'd just open offices in Europe & find some loophole to share data with themselves later.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because the Oculus now requires a facebook account there will be other repercussions and lawsuits

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they can't stealenough data to cover the cost of the service then the size of the market is a liability, not an asset

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's the thing: it must be made too expensive for them to do either way

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But they could make even more if their threats result in deregulation in the EU! *taps side of head*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EU will happily tell them to go fuck themselves with their hissy fits

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the govts might capitulate when thousands and thousands of small business who have invested too much into the FB eco system cry afoul though

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope, members of EU can't overturn or go against GDPR and the whole EU is not going to give in just for FB.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The whole eu doesnt need to, just a handful of politicians with hungry wallets

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would require those politicians to get their respective nations to leave EU.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. They would never, ever do that. Just a typical business threatening to do X if the people refuse to suck their corporate dick.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The fun comes when people call the bluff, they do nothing, and everyone learns they were full of it.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I love that part. Unfortunately we always seem to forget

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tend to agree with this. They will figure something out

4 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

There isn't anything to figure out. They can make more money by shipping the data around. If they can't do that then nothing will change.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

smth as easy as making the data pass through whatever server eu is ok with then direction usa ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their money will find the right pockets

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yup

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If they pull out it means a new social media will step in, which if it runs in both us and EU, will beat FB

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

livre de visage

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's litteral translation, the real french word you're looking for is much more fun : "trombinoscope". it's a portrait indexed directory.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's clearly the name for a tool used to check brass instruments for congestion

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed, the only time I actually used Facebook was when my sister was studying abroad in Europe and it was the only way to contact her...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only use it if someone I know is throwing a party and they make an event.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My nephew only wants to have contact through social media. No phone or mail, only FB and Instagram. I haven't talked to him in 2+ years.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Processing data in US servers is the key to making profit

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Social side being closed for a big part of market means loss of relevance. They need it just to stay alive.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They don't want to invest in EU datacenter and do not want to terrible of complying with GDPR regulations for UK and the EU.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

More likely they want to be able to sell the data to US companies that don't have EU presence currently.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They have a DC in Denmark and want build one in The Netherlands

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are expanding their danish DC.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American company they cannot comply, because they have to surrender data of EU citizens 1/x

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and the owners have no legal means of stopping that or even finding out that the authorities have accessed their data. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They already have one in Denmark, it was built in 2020

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have one in Sweden aswell, a server hall at least.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But facebook already has datacenters in the EU.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They must only be doing the shady shit in the US then.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

There's a difference between data collection and data processing. And eu mandate is that both storage and processing had to be in the EU.¹

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

India followed suit. Indian data has to stay within India, but data processing does not. The days is 'loaned' to the US for processing and ²

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They do, but only after recieving $15 million in "support" and a HUGE tax break on the electricity. At least for the one in Sweden.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And all of that that of course amounted to a lot of new jobs, as intended. Oh, wait, sorry, 56 jobs.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The don't want to deal with the EUs data laws.

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