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Iamtoofuckinghighforthisshit
Congrats on the dragon.
mvizzy77
That's another universe
bmarr83
dragon egg probably
HappyRussia
INDY, COVER YOUR HEART!
btray
Magma
makgun
a?
MVIII
LurkingWasBetter
"KA-LI-MA!"
tunyt
a? A? WHAT IS IT?
xVVitch
Dragon egg
Telharmonius
Yooperites! Beach stones that fluoresce with a UV flashlight. (specific wavelength). Waiting for my flashlights to arrive...:-
isetprettygirlsonfire
Haha, you do realise UV reactive minerals are very common. Y'all been duped by a rock shop. Advice from this geologist.
pendejo112
KALI MA!!!!! KALI MA!!!!
tlk5164
whatsausernametome
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
They glow in the game to show the item can be picked up.
IllBeThereForYouTheCaptainSaidIHadTo
FUBAR34
INDIEEEE...Cuva ya heeeeeaaarrrrt!!!
WarriorSuperman
The Arkenstone!
The2ndMortiestMortyFromC136
Uv light
JasonForge
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT HAND?!??
justGeorge
I read on the Internet that this is real. But then again I read it on the Internet.
ozzy30
Kerrigan911
I thought it was a jelly bell jelly bean (looks like buttered popcorn flavor)
JoshtheAwesome
Great...now Harrison Ford is going to show up and steal it from Mola Ram...
TheMadMason
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/michigan-man-discovers-glowing-florescent-rocks-called-yooperlites/
TheRealAethrys
That's a dragon egg.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
https://youtu.be/xhtIX8rF-MM
Stroppymoppy
Thank you
Sunseteclipse
Bring back sibalinga...
mitchamdavid110
Kali Mah!! KALI MAH!!
10GigabitCheese
Goddamit it ends too soon!
AluminiumFalcon
Its a fake rock with an LED in it.
jriley154
Can't tell you how many times I've heard that!!!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
This is the Imgur of today. Endless gifs that are cut short. Fucking maddening.
Valorien
His fingers melted and stripped off his skin. :D
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
Otherwise you will see the electrical cable for the light source.
BecomeAnAstronaut
Google "Yooperlights"
byohzzrd
It's common stone, syenite rocks with fluorescent sodalite. And now for the low low price of too effing much, you too can own one!
HeretiCorpHasAnDFAcannon
Nah man, it's a lamp. We all know that, what looks like, a dried up riverbed have electric sockets near them. You can't fool a fool!
CheeseborgarSoop
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhtIX8rF-MM
Sampsongetsmelifted
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maltbrew
"Pick that up Shirley!" woman sounds insane.
Elmo18782
I am insane. And don't call me Shirley.
maltbrew
I knew someone was going to make this joke.
Lewisking50
Nice
Valgyan
Worth
BurgerSquid
Good shit
BobHubert
What is it?
Goldenteckel
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ArilynArt
Tomthechooch
Yooperlite, a new rock found in Michigan just recently. It glows when exposed to UV.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Its not new, just the bs name and fools lining up to buy them.
justsome
Yeah, nobody's making new rocks anymore...
Spotishman
It's called yooperlite
tft57
Pure Michigan!
MortyC226
Thank you!
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
This sounded made up, but that's actually what it is, thanks :)
Atomsk
It can be a pooperlite, if you're brave enough.
strideo
Ah, another one of Gwyneth Paltrow's new age healing techniques, right?
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
Yup. Just grind them up into a gravel like consistency, mix with boiling water, and hit them with UV. Then, proceed to use as an enema.
KingBeardy
That is just the dumbest fucking name...
GodEmperorOfImgur
What did you expect from a type of rock discovered in 2018? :P
Spotishman
Named after Yoopers as it was found along the shores of lake Superior in the upper peninsula
KingBeardy
What the fuck is a Yooper?
Spotishman
Folks from the upper peninsula of Michigan
KingBeardy
They named themselves that? Or did only the local illiterate meth heads show up on naming day?
isetprettygirlsonfire
As a geologist, y'all gettin duped by a rock shop owner. Have fun with your UV lights though. At least it gets people outside.
Spotishman
This is true there up in the upper peninsula of Michigan Ive never hunted for em but ive seen em around
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yes, not a new discovery at all, or uncommon. But if it gets people outside looking at rocks great. I just have issue with the scam aspect.
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
isetprettygirlsonfire
UV reactive minerals are very common. This "trend" was started from rock shop owner who sells uv lights and rocks...
byohzzrd
It's common stone, syenite rocks with fluorescent sodalite. And now for the low low price of too effing much, you too can own one!
Proudfoots
Wait how are we getting duped? Im confused...
Ofishial
That guy is running around all mad that not everybody knows about these UV reactive rocks, which are apparently common
isetprettygirlsonfire
Don't care about that. Just care about the claim they are a newly discovered rock and being sold as such.
Ofishial
Sorry for being abrasive. I mistook your comments as being aimed at the laypeople
isetprettygirlsonfire
People are buying them online under false pretenses.
Proudfoots
I thought you meant the gif. I was gonna say, someone posted the sauce and it's about as genuine as you can get. And what false pretenses1/2
Proudfoots
Do you mean?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Claiming they are a newly discovered kind of rock and selling them as such. Using fake news to promote his rock shop scam.
ImAQuacker
It's a Sankara stone.
DeguRatface
The heart of te fiti
wowrahlian
That is clearly a dragon egg
encyclopediabritannica
I actually had no idea what this referenced at first. http://indianajones.wikia.com/wiki/Sankara_Stones
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
DiracsDelta
https://m.imgur.com/jwAio3m?r
bigsoos
darkninja2992
No, it's a dragon egg
coconutCole
Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
MeatTornado
Kuvah ya haaaat doctah Jones!
BedBugDude
Indie... cover your heart!
kageboshi
Did they take the stone and all the color from the clothes in the village at the same time?
Icametobrowse
Fortune and Glory, kid.
YuffieK
YOU'VE BETRAYED SHIVA!
pastaholic74
Bless your heart.
Hungrypiemonger
um shiva gae!
ElbowDeepInAMoose
catalyst76
This needs to be made for Trump and ... whoever he's gunning for that day. Lol just have the running character be interchangeable.
catalyst76
Btw I like trump. I'm just thinking this would be a funny widget to develop, to keep us abreast of who we're supposed to be against that day
eddythep
Kali ma!!!!!
annoyedOnion
Kali ma!!!!!
Happypoopytime
Kail ma!!!!!
Solrac0050
KALI MA!!
ElbowDeepInAMoose
*whispers kali ma
DiracsDelta
KALI MAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yanghelium
Hmm…I'm guessing there's UV light, see how that person's fingernail is glowing? And the purple hue all around.
CheeseborgarSoop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhtIX8rF-MM
knifewrench
Found someone's wank stone.
fireeternal
Yeah those hands look green, what the fuck?
FelixTheCAT5e
eatmyassevilspirit
So his finger nail is made of that rock. Weird.
DontKnowTheSource
Yes. There is also a purple glow on some other stones
CanadianLadyMoose
I think you’re right !
dustmywets
isetprettygirlsonfire
As a geologist SMH at this "discovery." UV reactive minerals are very common. Next up, mystery spots found in hotels with UV lights.
BakaWakka
"As an expert, how dare the common person not have knowledge of this?"
isetprettygirlsonfire
Way to put words in mouth. Go ahead and buy some from this rock shop. I don't care if you get suckered by false claims and bad info.
BakaWakka
Putting words in other's mouths? You mean like "discovery"? That you condescendingly "SMH" at? Right...
isetprettygirlsonfire
Look at the source that this bot posted this fro and get back to me. Its al over the news, plenty of links in this post if ya look.
ElroyJetsonEsq
Motel 6 told me they're "good luck spots" and it's normal for them to be on every single surface in the room. Just what are you insinuating?
isetprettygirlsonfire
You only receive good luck when you lick the spots.
FelixTheCAT5e
Then I have the best luck EVER
BecomeAnAstronaut
Google "Yooperlight". They're bioluminescent, I imagine the UV light is to make the glow more obvious. Someone linked the video here too
isetprettygirlsonfire
As a geologist, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
BecomeAnAstronaut
I'm only going off a quick google to be honest, not claiming any knowledge, I'd never heard of them before, could easily be a hoax
NeyaQueenofBacon
It looks like they were discovered less than a year ago so still fairly new.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Hahaha "discovered" UV reactive minerals are nothing new and in fact quite common.
SkepticMech
The problem is you used "bioluminescent", which is when organisms produce luminous compounds; this is an inorganic reactive mineral.
eggmuffin
You had a choice. Set him straight, or make fun of him. You chose the asshole-option.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Sometimes people are SO far off base it's not worth the breath.
eggmuffin
This was not one of those cases. Asshole.
MrSaturday
As someone who doesn't set pretty girls on fire, do you want to talk about it?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Always! Start by looking at my posts. What do you want to know?
MrSaturday
Ok, i did not look at your posts before commenting, i thought it was edgelord naming. After looking at your posts, holy fuck that is cool.
MrSaturday
If not, does one have to be female to be set on fire? Asking for my real friend, really.
MrSaturday
Do you ever work with angrier fuels or metals? Does one have to be pretty to be set on fire?
MrSaturday
Is this your profession or a serious hobby? What started you on fire? How many stupid people try and "borrow" from your fuel station?