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Needed a dining room table, wanted solid wood but those things cost $$$$/$$$$. Hurricane Matthew came through and uprooted some trees, and I saw an opportunity. So with some general carpentry skills and a lot of Youtubing, I built a table.
My buddy and I cutting said tree into 9' logs for the mill. If a tree uproots vs snaps, then the wood is usually still good. this red oak uprooted and had other trees to break it's fall, so I assumed the wood was not splintered.
These wet logs weigh about 1000lbs apiece so we had to use some creativity to load them up
The mill charged about $0.30 a board foot for flat sawing the logs. We also took a pecan, walnut, and white oak that all fell from the storm. I paid extra to get them kiln dried.
In the meantime, I needed tools. Craigslist! Found a nice table saw that needed some TLC but I got it dialed in.
Built the base out of southern yellow pine using mortise and tenon joinery. I used SYP simply because the base was going to be painted anyway. Planed and edged all of the lumber. Built a simple jig to control the bounds of the mortises while routing them out.
The mortises before the chisel.
Cut the tenons with a homemade tenoning jig on the table saw.
Fit like a glove.
Coming along...
Everything joined and clamped up using a ratchet strap. Not pictured, added support stringers in the middle using dowels. Also cut a kerf for the table top fasteners to float in.
Time to plane and shape the wood. Did this part at an experienced friend's house.
Skip planed to 1 1/8" thickness. Boards were cut long and I just cut the snipe off. Time to edge using the table saw and a piece of straight mahogany.
Glued and clamped up. Priceless advice time: Tape the cauls and keep the black pipe from making contact with the glue/ wood.
Top and base first meet back in my garage.
Flattened the table by dragging a sheetrock square across the top, pencil marking the high spots, then hitting the high spots with a belt sander. This worked effectively. Other ways to do it: Build a router jig and go back and forth, call a cabinet shop and see if the have an industrial belt sander, rent a floor sander.
Poly stain/ iron acetate/ danish oil and combinations of them. Decided on the iron acetate.
The kiln drying process must have sapped more tannins out of some pieces as this was the result of ebonizing with the iron acetate. Lucked out as the darkest piece was in the middle and it almost turned out symmetrical.
Painted the bottom white and used antiquing wax to highlight the imperfections.
After everthing was placed , I used z-clips to fasten the top to the base. The z-clips were fastened in rows on the stringers and ends perpendicular to the grain of the wood to allow for expansion.
Accented the dowels
Needed it finished by Christmas so didn't have time to build the matching bench/ find chairs. These rental chairs worked out great for Christmas dinner.
Can you spot the doggo snoot or the dormant ficus?
All in all, it was a great experience. The woodworking bug has biten me, and naturally now I have a laundry list of projects- but all the wood I need to do them with thanks to Hurricane Matthew. Next table I build I will try my hand at breadboarding.
ediblepain
Beautiful table. Your hard work really shows. Love how the stain turned out. +1 for the ficus.
WillemHellfire
All I see is bacon.
amazingswingdfw
What about the bacon. Nice table and all but that bacon looks delicious.
mefteef
You effed that toast, didn't you, @OP?
Copperbrat
What a beauty! Next table you make, try leaving a live edge. I know it's trendy, but it's so cool looking.
z3lfmoord
"Basic". You seem pretty good to me.
MapToTheCrunch
Ummmm those floors are also amazing.
einstein213
poopoobrain
I knew bacon grew on trees!
fudd5
Nice table, terrible chairs
supernode
yeah was in a pinch and got some rentals
Yupurineutah
I looked at the first pic title and wondered how you found bacon under tree roots.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
I was the exact same, toast doesn't come from trees does it?
LordPuggle
You had me at bacon
ematic
Very nice. Personal choice of mine would've been nicely stained solid wood legs as well, but whatever. Also, Walnut, Pecan!?! Lucky!
supernode
Yupp, sad to see how many folks scrapped these trees for firewood
ematic
WHAT?! :( Walnut is such a great, dense wood. So sad to see it burned.
shelliebored5
Gorgeous! Great job!
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
posts like this are why I come here!
QuentinTaranTinaTurner
How much did this end up costing you?
supernode
Hard to say. The tools are an investment. raw materials were less than $100, but I had the oak top rough sawn from logs. stain/paint $50
arthoz
What the hell is this, a woodworking post on imgur without the use of the horrible kregjigcrap ? Amazing, also loving the patina on the legs
supernode
PHoles have a time and place. This wasn't it though
ianbopno
People like you amaze me. Well done!
supernode
Thanks!
brickforpresident
Upvoted because of bacon, stayed for the good wood
Almanthe1st
i don't know the first thing about tables, but you had me at bacon! +
supernode
I insisted that bacon be the forst thing served from the table
Russellstiltskin
That looks like that took a lot of work. If I give you money, could you do it again?
supernode
Yeah. Not sure about delivery though
RustyGBucketz
This takes more talent than I'll ever have. So congrats and go fuck yourself. Just kidding. Great work!!! Go fuck yourself. Great job!!!
supernode
Lol I love a good gfy. Thanks!
CptTheAlex
@supernode Table looks amazing! If i could though, which board in your table is walnut, and what did finish it with (stain/oil)?
supernode
It's all red oak in the top. I was just saying we also were able to get walnut, white oak, pecan
bishopcreek
Next thing you know you'll be getting all hot and bothered when you see a board with great figure.
supernode
The pecan has some amazing flecking the aroma/ texture/ look of the walnut is downright sexy white oak is flatsawn but full of rays
Vostronicle
Time tools and money = cheaper to buy a table haha. Looks great though
supernode
Online or craigslist, maybe. But what we wanted we could not find. Lessons learned and tools pay back- as long as u use em
newsisnoise
I like it, not sure what i think about the antiquing wax though.. +1
spr808
Yeah, I never understood the craze of making something brand new and then making it look old and crappy. Just go find something old and crap
supernode
Yeah, it was a debate. Ultimately went with the fact that I bought it and could paint over it if we didn't like it after a while.
BsyFcsin
Looks great to me but then I always go for the antique/distressed look. Adds character. Otherwise you might aswell go ikea.
newsisnoise
Solid reasoning. It's a great table OP
n641026
Just personal opinion it does add a distressed look makes me think of just a dirty table. You could make a screw board and add some dents
supernode
that's what we initially couldn't decide with just one area done. The whole thing comes together though pics may not do it justice
Alphax
So how'd you load the logs onto your trailer?
supernode
We used 2x4s as a track and rolled them out of the yard then an olympic weight bar w/45s as a roller and used a bar/ fulcrum w/ come along
TheSwedishCon
Having a big house, a pickup truck and power tools and can't afford a dinner table? Priorities I guess...
supernode
Indeed
Bastlady
Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation? - No. Good!
supernode
huh?
Bastlady
supernode
dang i usually get vague simpsons references. made a makeup shotgun reference the other day
Bastlady
If 2017 can teach us anything, it's that we're only human :)
bolognaandcheeserollup
Is there a reason for the hole in the toast? Also, beautiful work. Keep it up!
Fonzanoon
It's a Mass. thing
byohzzrd
As a parent: #15 answers the question with "Daddy daddy! He stuck his finger in the toast!!!"
supernode
aerodynamics
JoesCrapShack
Speed holes I presume.
tontoma
Gz on money and sex
bolognaandcheeserollup
ahhh of course, toast physics. I feel like a grade A bozo.
myr14d
What is the relative air-speed velocity of an unladen piece of toast?
bolognaandcheeserollup
...2.326 miles per toast?
SpecimenSpiff
What do you mean, a white or wheat piece of toast?
myr14d
I.. I don't kn- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh......