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Aug 17, 2018 10:50 AM
dirtybunny
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Dream big
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" - Narrator
Magezz
Happy birthday. The only way to get somewhere is to take the steps needed to go there. Nothing is free. Good luck mate!
Seventytonsofmettle
Don't just wish for it, make it happen. You are the only one who can improve your life.
GreatPlainsAquarist
You have achieved drunk level - David Lister
Benman85101
Happy birthday! Good luck with that!
dirtybunny
I took a few weeks to make a plan to better myself and stayed away from social media but thank you everyone for the amazing response
TerminalGear
That must of been some party.
Cyclicus
I woke up 48 years old and broke so eat me.
gameskilledvideostar
runny02
Then do, you’re 26. What’s stopping you?
thesauceisboss
I’d send you a pizza for your birthday. Let me know.
mindfunkie
Aw that's really incredible of you
acecirillo8
Happ
ILikeLarry
ITS MY 28th BIRTHDAY, happy birthday you SOB!
KleanUpGuy
it's just me or the continents look like a bunch of dinos rrrrrawing
ZeroTA
Next time a friend passes out, ima put him in a field with a sign that says Estados Unidos 300 KM.
BlazinDays
Just turned 22 last sunday.. Same man, same.
therealswanson
Happy birthday, you can at least say you share it with me!
unavoidablyunavailable
Boom! Caracas Venezuela.
aethyris
Someone got too much moonshine
wtfarewedoinghere
Here’s a fake internet point for your birthday
airen
@op i turn 27 soon, no one in their 20’s seems to have life figured out
mindfunkie
I'm 31 and still dont have shit figured out. Its frightening to me sometimes.
airen
Oh noes it happens in 30’s too?
mindfunkie
Yup, for me at least :( I wish I knew what I wanted
Mriron3000
28 here. Still haven't got my shit together living paycheck to paycheck. Thank God its payday.
BobLoblawsLawBlogss
25 and yessss payday!
zackmentz
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/ab/49/47ab4900a78bafb740a2cb45d73ee270.jpg
BenSnow97
I think we found Starman
darkdragonempress
I’ll be 29 tomorrow and my life is nowhere near what I had planned or hoped for. But I’m striving to fix that. You can too. Good luck.
thesauceisboss
Download the audible audiobook Unfuck yourself. The audiobook is read by its author it’s 3.5hrs long. Do it ASAP. Incredible! No bullshit.
mindfunkie
What's it about?
darkdragonempress
Thank you. I already have a plan in the works but I may take a gander there.
Soulboonie
blaghart
Holy shit is that Mercedes McNab?
blaghart
Holy shit it IS Mercedes McNab! Jesus Christ I feel old now...
igniskonig
rockfireman
"I can't swim"
DiracsDelta
Go find Desmond the moon bear.
mitchkruse49
And be prepared to fall really fucking far
JHawke
Just aim for the ocean.
dirtybunny
Can't fall farther than I was but I'm ready to climb
mwscott95
BananaLover93
i always wondered, if that really happened, would that cause a tsunami?
BluePineapple64
This is what I was looking for
SamARye
SamARye
Wax – We Can't All Be Heroes
mitchkruse49
I was quoting a wax song
InternetPointsAreUseless
2018 and still can’t get a good cell reception on the moon... I swear it’s like we never left the dark ages!
BenSnow97
Fun fact: on Dec 14 it will be 40 years since the last human left the moon
MayorMcWeed
“Fuck, the moon! I’m on the moon! Again! Fuck!”
CziltangBrone
Pfft! You still believe in the Moon?
TheRedSir
Again?
Ryukaa
I believe you have an extra comma in your first sentence :)
GrandProtectorDark
The glow on the horizon would indicate an atmosphere. So, at least he isn't gonna suffocate
BahamutBBob
Nah, he's gonna live long enough to die from dehydration.
Eldibs
But that just raises further questions.
GrandProtectorDark
When you post a throwaway comment on a post you expect to die in usersub popular and you come back to "your comment earned 80 points".
Cgull47
You’re like super smart
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otirrub
Im not saying you're wrong or anything because i don't know for sure, but that doesn't seem to make sense to me
Lambpasty
Atmospheric particles obstruct and diffuse light coming in from stars, so the exact opposite is actually true.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Right. The atmosphere is why they "twinkle"
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
I think that's a remnant from people who think the moon landing was fake from lack of stars in the pictures. The contrast was too high.
runscar
That explains why you can't see stars in space...wait
runscar
https://www.universetoday.com/136802/can-astronauts-see-stars-space-station/
GrandProtectorDark
Moon landing images don't have stars because they are pretty dim compared to the bright, highly reflective moondust.
Martellus
Plus the sun was shining on that side of the moon. It's like asking to see stars during the day.
serpentinebaboo
Is it better to suffocate or starve?
runscar
I'd rather starve personally. I guess I'm just an eternal optimist wanting to prolong the inevitable as long as possible.
IamJustinSane
Suffocate. You just fall asleep from lack of oxygen to the brain, then die in your sleep.
BahamutBBob
Dehydration. You die from dehydration before you have the chance to starve. You can go something like 2 weeks without food, 2 days w/o water
serpentinebaboo
True. It’s more like 3-4 days, but still. I’ve gone a week without eating. You get used to it. But not drinking is way worse.
DickMercenary
Depends on your weight. 400 pound man lived a whole year without food.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
An atmosphere alone doesn't mean you won't suffocate. It has to be breathable by humans. Jupiter has an atmosphere but it doesn't contain /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
oxygen, so it's not going to help you. /2
easytigger
Challenge accepted.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
:)
GrandProtectorDark
Well, the horizon shines blue. Good guess it's oxygen based
beatthehelloutofatinpeddlerwithalivechicken
Whayyyyy too much thought was put into this comment? And this one.
GrandProtectorDark
Thought experiments to talk about hypothetical scenarios is a nice thing to do though.
geosynthetic
An aside, without plants our atmosphere would be almost purely carbon dioxide. So I would expect the same of a supposed moon atmosphere.
darkdragonempress
Algae does a lot of the work and because it’s so tiny we don’t see most of it. So theoretically there could still be unseen plant life. 1
darkdragonempress
Granted our moon most likely doesn’t but a moon could. 2
GrandProtectorDark
I've seen speculations that our moon might have been massive enough to hold permanent bodys of water
darkdragonempress
That would be an interesting idea to confirm.
TankardHoot
BahamutBBob
Guy was the best character in that movie.
daveptk
Whats name of that movie? ;)
DickMercenary
"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!"
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Which one? Never mind, they were both the best character.
aScannerdark7y
That would actually be pretty awesome.
Barkinsons
Yeah you could hang out with Willzyx and Tom Cruise
statsquo
For like 10 seconds until you need air
ManufacturedMannequin
Until you starved to death
TheZulthar
Think you'll suffocate before you starve
YouArePlayingTheGame
Swiss cheese has holes with air inside
pieter42
You weren't listening: CHEeEEEESe
GrandProtectorDark
Have you seen the blue glow on the horizon. There's clearly air present.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Yes, but lack of oxygen and plus the vaccum will rip any air out of your system.
GrandProtectorDark
On another note, the lack of oxygen doesn't have anything to do with the air-pressure (or lack of) itself.
GrandProtectorDark
Didn't I just say that there isn't a vacuum