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Jan 15, 2018 10:28 PM
kingkongsfingers
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FP Edit: Second time on FP! Send me stuff??
ChocolateWilly
At such a young age, the kid knew it was unfashionable.
carlspackler1
As the father of a 2.5yr old, can confirm.
anthonycisme
Dad says "he wants me to get a vasectomy"
LGMHorus
As a dad, that sounds completely correct.
cptcr
this is why all kids clothes need handles on the back. Just pick the lil fucker up and drag him to the car
JEMbalaya
He's gonna be really pissed when he finds out his jacket matches his hat
TheDivineUsersub
and that his boots match his father's balls.
hilhas1
Emotions are hard, man...luckily kids grow up
sweetfumblebee
As long as you keep the detergent locked up
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Tell that to my dad. I hope to never grow up except in the right ways. He never grew up in the wrong ways
TheLovelessHummingbird
if you're lucky
hilhas1
That got dark quickly
Thor561
Right or wrong, I probably would have got my ass whooped if I’d done that with my dad at that age.
salmmon
Footage of Trump as a child?
onepinksheep
Nah, this one is more mature.
Tyethehybrid
Nah, gloves are too big.
salmmon
kelsowearsprada
Yup. This is my kid, too.
JohnMagneTrane
The whole kid looks like a shop brand.
findingjewels
My son freaked out because his pants where "broken" = he couldn't tuck his pants in his boots while sitting crisscross applesauce
Howtogrowwood
As a father of a 4 month old. I need industrial grade suspenders so i can carry my son as a suit case in such events when he is older
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
A leash
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Adoption paperwork for the next human you see
caralily
My mom used overalls. She’d carry us by the back of them.
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
A grocery cart
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
A backpack
NowuseamoredifferentS
Full body jumpsuit with a handle on the back? Make it look like it's from Top Gun so it's cool.
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
Folding stroller
PervyMasterRoshi
I don't know that my kids have ever had matching gloves beyond the first time wearing them.
CarmenElizabethJuanitaAcostaBravoCortez
his entire outfit is fucking awesome but i understand small one, sometimes its nice to be a rainbow mess
Synt3xf
Fair argument
tolsieVillain
Now a grandpaMy eldest threw a tantrum in a store I followed suit.Never did it againNow older and they say i do it now i say i dont remember
xecs78
Another reason to not have kids!
TheBurmecianGuy
This picture makes me not want a kid, and have one at the same time.
ggmeech
Ours just melted down because she wanted her skin to be brow like nicki manage...
IhatePhilCollins
Thats a paddlin...
pinkeye82
My 4yo was crying hysterically tonight because his toes had fold marks on the undersides. (Overtired and completely out of his gourd)
a911qtpie
My 4 year old niece gave her sister a death stare b/c her hat didn't match her coat but her sisters did. Kids. So full of drama.
TanzaniteFox
I see you follow Sparky, too.
katseiko
As James Veitch would say, upgrade your whimsy.
JamieSmyth
Oh is that the guy who responds to spam e-mails? I watch him when I can't get my Dave Girman fix.
lyongirl69
Really wish I could get away with this
TheReferenceGoddess
This just makes me thankful my daughter (2.5 yrs) is very sweet and friendly in public. Even when we rushed to the grocery to beat the snow
TheReferenceGoddess
And she missed her nap, she only fussed a little bit and refused to sit in the cart. Annoying, but manageable!
c0v4h
Take them and give them to a kid who doesn't have gloves... problem solved and lesson taught.
PrinceHumperdinckHumperdinckHumperdinck
Lesson *learnted
edwardscissorhands
Please don’t have children until you’ve matured. Yikes.
Penguin90
Or just ignore them because you're the adult and being vindictive towards a toddler is fucking ignorant.
toxcrusadr
Soooo...ignoring and vindictive are the only choices?
Trinitii83
I like your parenting style.
ThroughTheLookingGlass
Except now u gotta buy that f*&ker a new pair of gloves.
zsefvgb
Or just get the shirt pair as backups
Trinitii83
Socks are mittens
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
The kid is 2. At 5 sure. But not at 2
c0v4h
Just gonna start randomly making up ages based on the back of a pile of clothes and general size huh? That's cool...
cwolfHitLord
Never had a 2 year old get upset that he couldn't wear his shirt as pants?
cwolfHitLord
Or don't take away the gloves? Cause yeah, gotta keep little fingers warm.
ThroughTheLookingGlass
More like now u gotta go buy your kid a new pair of gloves.
SilverMagpie
I nanny. The 7 month old was so tired he couldn't fall asleep...
TurboGifs
That's my life right now...
XaneWarriorPrincess
Shit man, I do this every night.
Borndot714285
This happens often and could relate to adults. You are too tired from likely an earlier over-excitement that you can not calm down to zzz.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
TBH I do that too. I'm man enough to admit Ive cried about it hahah. I'm pregnant with my 3rd though so for now I can use that as an excuse.
palmo
I'm 30 and I'm often too tired to fall asleep. What's your point?
Quigonjinnandjuice
Sleep begets sleep. It really is true.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Both my kids. This last night
SilverMagpie
Luckily I just nanny in the day, I wonder how the parents are faring tonight.
Catleesi
I'm a nanny! The 3 year old today cried because I gave her the lunch she asked for.
SilverMagpie
Yay for nannies. My last child was 9, she cried like a three year old.
Catleesi
No. Just no. That would drive me nuts.
SilverMagpie
Why do you think I have a new job? ;)
NapAllDayPartyNever
i taught 3 year olds, one pulled a chair as i went to sit (innocently) i fell and hit my head and had to console him becausehe was bawling.
Musicosity
You monster
NapAllDayPartyNever
i saw stars for the rest of the day, it was comical how well it played out but i've never had a headache that bad
Tornadotaco
My 3 year old is crying because he asked for water so I gave him water. I guess he expected a larger production that would delay bed time.
cheekymarmoset
My 3 y/o wanted rice for breakfast. Sister made rice and she suddenly decided she didn't want it. Threw an epic tantrum because sis ate it.
Tornadotaco
Did you sister taunt her while singing "Rice rice baby"? Cuz that's the correct parenting move.
cheekymarmoset
Correct. However, sister is only 16 and doesn't know the cheesy goodness of Vanilla Ice.
SilverMagpie
This is why I nanny, so I can give them back at the end of the day. Is he hitting terrible threes?
Tornadotaco
He's mostly chill, it's the normal things like bed time that bring out the toddleritis
SilverMagpie
Thats good!
ShadowFairy
Inflammation of the toddlet