YarelX
163493
4078
63
Fun fact: it turns you’re shit blue
Oct 26, 2020 2:30 PM
YarelX
163493
4078
63
Fun fact: it turns you’re shit blue
Throbbins
Something Something ring damage
Matrican
I aggressivly hate this.
Rexsplode
BenderRodriguz1010
BLUE IS SUS!
furrnandovalenzuela
Gotta shit fast!
Kingchickenbutt
A previous gf made a blue velvet cake once, I shit blue for 2 days
Sugarcrotch
better then having blue balls for 2 days
TeaMan101
A1J1K1
Sugarcrotch
for real pack a bag and git
tarataqa
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
AvgWhiteShark
I have a hard time with curry to begin with.
sarnaie
Haven't tried the correct one yet? There's a lot of versions from many countries.
AvgWhiteShark
Taste is usually not my issue. My issue is that it looks like literal shit.
davebeastly
Gonna poop fast
Lyssian
A meal fit for Gargamel. A side of smurf an their spores.
AsianLeprechaun
I'd try at least a spoonful
Thelrishlnquistion
TheForbiddenSemicolon
Color aside, it’s still curry; so after eating it you definitely “gotta go fast.”
BecauseCows
Japanese curry doesnt really do that unless you make it unbearably hot to eat, or in this case blue.
Cranbananarama
YouTuber I watch tried some of that. If I recall, he found it average. About what you'd expect from a novelty food.
havokxman
The song you will hear when running to the bathroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
MillennialQuotes
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Magus25
"The best foods are blue." -Frank Reynolds
tofudisan
RobJenkins
The best slushpuppie is blue to be fair
MatrixCreatrix
Blue Freezies! Blue Smarties! Blue sour candy! Blue gum balls! Blue Froot Loops! Blue M&Ms! Blue ice cream! Blue frosting! Blue Candy Floss!
Magus25
Best Gatorade by a long shot.
3Davideo
Sounds like someone wanted to curry favor.
bloodydingo
With the curry that's got the hurry flavor.
Consolidatedheadmelter
Sugarcrotch
im so uncomfortable right now
Sugarcrotch
is that john lithgrow on leonardo?
AGiantSlor
[deleted]
[deleted]
MarleafChef
This meme can be used as a reply when someone doesn't say if she does.
somethinsomethin
I don't see how this meme is remotely relevant but because it's funny as fuck I'll allow it. And steal it.
Dondarian
My only guess is because the woman wasn't talking, and the reason "can't" be the blue curry
DemonFluffer1000
BitofAmediumDetective
So hot
Folio77
L337TurboZ
Who is this
YayItsMillerTime
Frodo Shaggins
Cryolith
Is it made from real hedgehogs?
BubblesTheFish
It's got real hedge and hog in it if that's what you mean.
Vergenbuurg
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
Yes
nahlej
Just like these Girl Scout Cookies
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
GS cookies are made from blue hedgehogs?
jdasler
only sonic ones
iHaveYour10mm
You know how many times sonic has died to spikes and other things? The bodies gotta go somewhere.
CramSandwichandaNukaCola
Look at the big spender over here demanding "real hedgehog"!
EnderPanda13
Nah, made from chao with bad stats
MightestGlowCloud
Probably taste better if it did
DadJokesAreAlwaysFunny
No, real hedgehogs are not blue...not do they have blue blood...don't ask me how I know...
lynxBeast
Looks like it ?
Mostlybored
Unborn souls of the damned.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
...So the jizz of people in hell?
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Eh that'll do
tofudisan
*your
SingularWit
ItWorksOnMyComputer
superbest
Want a curry that RUNS through you? Our blue flavoring will have you SPRINTING to the bathroom to blow out your RINGS with a SONIC BLASTᵗᵐ!!
Ultratoxic
Gotta go. Fast.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
It'll blast through you with SONIC speed!
Cruci
I love that your comment is #2
DickMundee
Brilliant
ichbinunhombre
If I manage to do that without making a mess in the bathroom, I'm totally gonna yell out "CHAOS CONTROL!"
WinterPr0
After laying a Death Egg like that, I would too.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
To get this shit out cleanly you'll have to pull out aaaall the tricks!
eetsumkaus
I read this in the voice of the Power Thirst guy
Isi151e
Haduken
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
Gotta go fast
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
...If sonic went fast enough from a standing start, would he bypass the curvature of the earth and go right through it?
LateNightBunnyParty
You mean one of these? https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/161-frozen-zone-tm
MidnightTacoTruck
If you're lack toes intolerant, then yes. It'll blast right through you.
Sugarcrotch
thanks. i will never enjoy one again.
ChrisWsrn
The first time I visited sonic I got a sonic blast all over my face and the back seat of my parents car. We did not expect that to happen.
ClearlyAngel
PlacentaEaters
CityYeti
Do you think Somic shits?
Lollipusspop
I think he jizz-es, by the looks of it.
Ryanator50
he eats chilidogs, he's GOTTA shit.
Apothecarius
If he does, it happens very fast.
YarelX
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
PBHT!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
PBHT!
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Overlymoisttowlette
ThickTomato
this makes me sad
optimistcynic
dude that is a golden. it will eat it. not much they won't
CorydorasAfavorplease
Thats why its such a strong statement. Even the gold boi said no
that1bozone
Literally laughed out loud at this. Loudly.
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
droidboi
Perfect response. +1 to you good sir
R8GNO
Liked , stolen, Thank you
Putitinyomama
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
gladusty
Made me lol, +1
memeologees
Exactly
SomebodyThatIsntMe
Consolidatedheadmelter
ninjapeter111337
Cleaver BOYYYYYY!!!!!!
TheBulletKnight
I made this exact face.
HandoB4Javert
BenderRodriguz1010
ArgonSpark
johnzaku
Why did he make this face? I forgot
ArgonSpark
No idea. I think it's just a well timed screen shot lol
johnzaku
I return! It’s right before Deadpool drops on his face crotch-first.
johnzaku
Yeah I think this just after a leg-sweep on the prison bus/train. .... I’m gonna watch Deadpool 2 tonight. :p
pazooPositivityPlayer
I'd love to see my poops after eating that abomination
Amousewithchees
According to one youtuber, it turned his craps blue for a few days.
NonstopRampage
Gotta go fast.
necrojoe
Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries! is bad enough, I can't imagine how bad this would be.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Well, it's likely gonna be nuclear green, but thats just my experience from a very poorly thought out Johnny Bootlegger bender
Sugarcrotch
doot
pazooPositivityPlayer
So in texture I'd guess it'd look the same going out than it do coming in put in colour it'd look nuclear green
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Pretty much. It's all about how quickly it goes through your digestive system. Curry tends to go fast, and the already blue color won't help
myotherusernameismyotherusername
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9G1Mf6TZRs
pazooPositivityPlayer
Oh that curry will definitely go fast
Nicodemusthefirst
Yeah almost certainly. I've got some blue gummy sticks here in uk that if you eat more 5 a day turns your shift green, and if you eat enough
Nicodemusthefirst
Your piss turns blue
pazooPositivityPlayer
Remids me of the time when I was a kid I ate so much Jelly (Jello in America)that my poop and urine turned red and freaked my mum out
Hekatombe
The 90s were weird
BanaCakeTaker
I never got the chance to try these, did they taste good?
Apothecarius
No. I tried them at a friends house back in the day, and they tasted bad. The coloring they added must have had a taste or something.
serenityfast
They tasted exactly the same as regular ketchup.
L3M0NSHARK
Food coloring has a bitter taste if you use too much, they mixed this with their regular ketchup without getting rid of that bitterness
Sugarcrotch
and people have the nerve to ask me why im so weird
konelhft
I bought the green one back in the day...used it on some KD, and that was enough. Never used it again.
SarcasticComment
Found the Canadian.
konelhft
Gotta be KD
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
K....D?
konelhft
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Aaaaaaah. Thank you.
FireSolvesProblems
The best foods are blue.
pr0t34n
They have the most anti-oxygens
jurjclooners
Drugs also
JoshuaSchermerhorn
tofudisan
DhuQarnayn
You know which foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
StopBeingAFuckingCunt
Cretule
TemetNosce000
I just rewatched this and it totally holds up
DhuQarnayn
Oh this is one of the funniest movies of all time. " hey, Evan wanted me to tell you that you're a f*****, and you can't come to his party"
MatrixCreatrix
Yeah. That's what a lot of kids thought until they drank anti-freeze and died.
MatrixCreatrix
Answer: Blue anti-freeze IS available for sale in the U.S. - https://www.amazon.com/s?k=blue+antifreeze+coolant&hvadid=77996726059469&hvbmt
tofudisan
My antifreeze has always been neon green/yellow
MatrixCreatrix
I am no expert on anti-freeze so I found a page from the Mick's Garage UK website, 'Filter', where someone asks: "Red antifreeze, blue >
MatrixCreatrix
antifreeze, pink antifreeze, yellow antifreeze, universal antifreeze....which one should you use?" The answer is, depends on the car. I'm >
MatrixCreatrix
Canadian. Thought I've seen blue anti-freeze here. Anyone?
tofudisan
Maybe it's different for different countries. Local regulations and all that?
MatrixCreatrix
Could I be confusing it with washer fluid? Kids were definitely drinking something ...