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Nov 16, 2020 3:21 AM
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FukcTedCruz
#4 spspspspsps
WoodfolkFae
#4 best is throw a rock at it and use your jacket to make yourself look bigger
chriswhitewrites
#24 You may ask, but I may never offer. These are the laws of the long beings.
atren
That email one! I feel it. I feel it in my soul, I feel deja vu and it concerns me that I wrote an email pondering just what she wrote.
lolitsmike
#20 as a forklift diver, can confirm
Ladyabbeyquinn
What in gods name is she doing to that dog. His leg shouldn't bend like that and his face is priceless.
Potts
My wife pronounces monk like honk, for some reason. And now I was reading all those monk things in her voice and it really fucked me up.
aneyeholeman
Is #7 giving me permission to spend more time in my workshop? Because it sure sounds like it's giving me permission to spend more time there
OgcoziuzOc
I hope no man is stuck with a whore like you
terrifyingbogwitch
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norrinraddsboard
#8 Florida is just Georgia's dick or a massive shit
MarriNikari
#10 went to a friend's birthday last year and my immune system went HAHA NO FUCK YOU and I spent the next week with a truly miserable cold.
ctsdad
I miss The Toast. The creator doesn't seem to be much into humor these days.
UncleRat
Cthulhu was not evil, he just wasn't willing to submit to imposed social norms from a culture that did not recognize his culture.
AzraelEternity
#19 I wasn't expecting to be propositioned in a meme dump but I mean if you insist. lol
Kennisibueno
#33 I learned in Ancient Humanities that some of these weird ones (not all) are weird because they're mnemonic, so theyre supposed to help1/
Kennisibueno
you remember shit in the writing. And some times they're name related, like Beatrice is depicted as three bees in a triangle, etx 2/2
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Posted both the censored and not-censored version of that Entomology Facebook post
IloveSwordsTheyAreShiny
How exactly can a forest be deserted?
ISarabi
#12: *Technically* a raviolo.
ezgoing45101
#16 a Canada goose's beak is made of hate...pure unadulterated hate
ErniesWidow
Canada Geese are Satan's birds.
Batmannequin
Monk 2 is such a troublemaker
CosmicTeapot
A ravioli or a soup dumpling
Hydroalt
#17 "Convince your partner they have tinnitus" triggered my tinnitus so hard lol
Villandra
Reading this comment triggered mine.
MultipleMorgasms
I dont even have tinnitus but youre comment made my ear ring
spiceegiirl
Joe Ballenger from entomology eh?
terrifyingbogwitch
Yea i hadnt meant to post either version, not sure how they made it in here
dedpaen
Maybe he knows Jake from State Farm.
DaveK014
I bet that post on eugenics really bugged him
SkutFarkas
#28 Jimbo!
terrifyingbogwitch
Oops looks like a few screenshots made it in that werent supposed too
SkutFarkas
Jimbo ain't a bad guy. Look up reverend horton heat. Jimbo Song. It will all be clear!